EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

I still have yet to locate this mysterious distinguished 60-year-old male critic for a paper of record who writes I'M SCREAMING on social media

― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, February 7, 2018 8:56 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The screaming is DEAFENING!

— Bob Lefsetz (@Lefsetz) June 17, 2012

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, February 7, 2018 8:58 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm always the last to learn about secret celebrity fucking. Sigh.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:50 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

Fascinating to know Prince coined “Camille” as a tease to MJ. When you think of it, Cam-mille sounds like an inversion of Mi-cael and maybe the sped up voice was him thinking well if the high voice is all you’ve got, I can do that too.

― startled macropod (MatthewK), Friday, February 9, 2018 10:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm saddened by the lack of New Radicals love, that album holds up.

― hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:59 (yesterday) Permalink

Yes, it does.

― henry s, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:19 (yesterday) Permalink

it's got the music in it

― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:46 (yesterday) Permalink

I often sing “a taco supreme” to that melody.

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, January 20, 2018 11:13 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guilty ditto

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, January 21, 2018 3:51 AM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i go for "i love ice cream"

(American things)

Glory

― brimstead, Friday, February 16, 2018 6:43 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hole

― F# A# (∞), Friday, February 16, 2018 8:27 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I confess that I haven't heard all that much of their stuff but based on what I have heard, the Smashing Pumpkins' popularity might baffle me more than anything else in music. The music may be good but then the 'vocals' come in and to all my perception those are nothing more than utterly unpleasant croaking.

I like New Order's 'Get Ready' a lot but always hated their choice to feature Corgan on Turn My Way. He opens his mouth and the song is spoiled.
Bowie did that 50th birthday show with guest musicians, two songs with Corgan, same story: to my ears, it's a musical massacre. He doesn't add anything to the songs/show but detriment. For me, it was a struggle to listen to the songs with him.
And I've never been able to understand why so many people do like his stuff; why even someone like Bowie would invite him to 'sing' along on that special stage.

― Valentijn, Tuesday, February 20, 2018 7:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only young people and dogs can fully hear his singing

― StanM, Tuesday, February 20, 2018 7:39 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so the only way to depopularise jordy p is to...

― imago

convince the world that he was the guy who did "dur dur d'etre bebe"

― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 2:46 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are there any good reasons to use he's got rather than he has?

― mookieproof, Friday, February 16, 2018 4:21 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stylistically, it lends a colloquial informality to whatever is being written.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, February 16, 2018 4:24 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"she has the look" - prince

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, February 16, 2018 4:25 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Soma" and "Hummer" are probably my two favourites.

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 10:35 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Soma Hummer, happened so fast

― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 10:35 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 10:35 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, February 20, 2018 10:35 PM (one minute ago)

credit where credit is due

plan on having a coffee in march

― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, February 21, 2018 12:54 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Use a lid or it’ll spill all over your trombone

― rb (soda), Wednesday, February 21, 2018 2:06 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha

...

sad trombone

while my trombone gently weeps

mother love trombone

idgi but i feel i wd like it if i did

March is a month but it's also a word

God of war ref in there also the hare

It's a serious pun

Obv Frederic March was a famous Jekyll/Hyde and the duality suggests itself but that may be a layer intended, an instinctive supposition or sheer happenstance

living it up at the joketell california!

from the american things thread...

measuring and showing your dick to see whose is bigger

― bald butte (∞), Sunday, February 25, 2018 6:13 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes we definitely invented that

― El Tomboto, Sunday, February 25, 2018 6:54 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You invented measuring it in Fahrenheit

― Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, February 25, 2018 6:56 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For ending it there much thanks

brevity is the soul of lols

✔

It is, it is. (it is)

Ohh, most welcome imago! We have bogs here. And peat. Scrawny locals barking in ye olde dying language. You'll love it.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 26 February 2018 21:14 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol at LBI and his cod-ireland theme park

― Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 21:16 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is this thread for, again

donald trump zings

It was a deserved excelsior brimstead, let's just leave it at that.

John Oliver links

i think ascribing a political philosophy to elvis' increasingly pill-addled ramblings might be a stretch

― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 February 2018 23:55 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pill-addled ramblings constitute 90% of that "uncool conservative beliefs" thread

― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 00:02 (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell) wrote this on thread the finest of display names only on board I Love Everything on Jun 15, 2015

welcome to the joketell california

sarahell wrote this on thread Clusterfuck Summary Corner on board I Love Everything on Oct 24, 2012

living it up at the joketell California

sarahell wrote this on thread Clusterfuck Summary Corner on board I Love Everything on Oct 26, 2012

living it up at the joketell California!

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy) wrote this on thread what a horribly formed "joke" on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Feb 24, 2010

livin it up at the joketell california

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy) wrote this on thread what a horribly formed "joke" on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Feb 24, 2010

livin it up at the joketell California

forksclovetofu wrote this on thread what a horribly formed "joke" on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Mar 3, 2010

livin it up at the joketell california

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livin it up at the joketell california

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu) wrote this on thread what a horribly formed "joke" on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Apr 5, 2012

livin it up at the joketell California

sarahell wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on Feb 21, 2018

living it up at the joketell California!

sarahell wrote this on thread EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes. on board I Love Everything on Feb 22, 2018

living it up at the joketell california!

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that's some excellent research

ppl posting one word "otm" posts have been a blight on this site for as long as i've been here. if you're not adding anything with your post why are you posting?

― Mordy, Tuesday, February 27, 2018 9:13 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, February 27, 2018 9:14 AM (thirty-seven seconds ago)

Joketell!

No one tell him it stands for On Target, Mordy.

this has been the LOL thread for 2 years now -- it's like ... we can never leave

These EXCELSIOR, these is red ROFLS
These is bloody LOLZ

there is no EXCELSIOR here this is not a place of LOLz

ppl posting one word LOL posts have been a blight on this EXCELSIOR THREAD for as long as i've been here

*They're EXCELSIOR. LOL.

Heh

Why do EXCELSIORS leave ILX for LOLS?

our country was founded by EXCELSIORS, but it's being run by LOLS

some dance to excelsior; some dance to otm

google EXCELS1OR and find L0LZ

they fp it with their steely knives but they just can't sb