Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

Almost nobody is around to remember when the Supreme Court forced the studios to divest from their theater chains. Or that Disney was part of the SIMPP that helped the decision along. We never learn anything

Meantime

http://ew.com/movies/2018/02/07/solo-star-wars-story-ew-cover/

ew indeed

Woody's character is called Tobias Beckett?! What a bizarre name for a Star Wars character.

I hope Chewie has a long hand to hand combat scene - just beating folks up left right and centre.

It seems to me an obvious but sadly unexploited gag to have a character in a SW movie with a totally normal present-day earth name that none of the other characters can pronounce.

'Hello, I'm Bill Jenkins.'
'I have no idea what you just said to me.'

O wait, Disney has just called, I will now be writing a Star War based on the strength of my previous post.

These days they're usually giving out trilogies to write, maybe that previous post could have been stronger

I'm on board with this factory-fresh Millennium Falcon. https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-is-our-best-look-yet-at-the-millennium-falcon-befo-1822865902

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5G297Tiv--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/dxm6gmfqtixzyzuqzftc.gif

Last scene of SOLO? They land on Mos Eisley, head to the Cantina and neo-Han randomly bumps into a CGI Alec Guinness on the way "Oops sorry old man… " “Ah i may have a job for you…” FIN. Or something.

Chewie: "I have a bad feeling about this."

FIN

“Man I sure am tired of all these star wars.”

let's get the guy who made this redub the whole thing:

https://youtu.be/QCeg9AyFWVw

https://io9.gizmodo.com/exclusive-here-are-the-first-solo-a-star-wars-story-a-1822974071

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1beKeIuW--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/k0soixbxilq7ii5uls8c.png

jeez..

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/t/5a9b14f18165f558742e9624/1520112889320/28661061_10156213853886880_2140730645150695424_o.jpg

https://movieweb.com/han-solo-movie-character-posters-artist-stealing-design/

"we need something that evokes a false memory of 70s design - wow, these are great"

Would see Chewie as the free jazz type and Lando as electronic funk, tbh.

lol wow

holy shit that is shameless

I hope they get sued

I thought it was some weird tie-in at first. wow.

is it even known for sure that Disney didn't pay Sony, since they wouldn't necessarily have to inform the artist?

http://www.starwars.com/news/jon-favreau-to-executive-produce-write-live-action-star-wars-series

Lucasfilm is excited to announce that Emmy-nominated producer and actor Jon Favreau has signed on to executive produce and write a live-action Star Wars series for Disney’s new direct-to-consumer platform. Favreau is no stranger to the Star Wars galaxy having played roles in both the Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series and in the upcoming Solo: A Star Wars Story.

“I couldn’t be more excited about Jon coming on board to produce and write for the new direct-to-consumer platform,” says Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy. “Jon brings the perfect mix of producing and writing talent, combined with a fluency in the Star Wars universe. This series will allow Jon the chance to work with a diverse group of writers and directors and give Lucasfilm the opportunity to build a robust talent base.”

I can't keep track of all the Star Wars.

were we ever not in a Star War

Disney’s new direct-to-consumer platform

luv2have my disney #content served directly to me on a #consumer #platform

I hope it shows everyday galaxy life like going to the grocery store to get fried Banta or w/e they eat

"Dinner With the Fetts"

Nothing says Star Wars like "from the writer and director of CHEF"

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) March 8, 2018

yeah what was iron man anyway

i just bit that and tweeted it at em to see what he says

Poorly-formed joek aside, dude has definitely made some money for Disney as a director. That shit'll get you pushed up the food chain.

https://i.imgur.com/afPlIos.jpg

for Disney

i just bit that and tweeted it at em to see what he says

― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 9, 2018 9:36 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

better off making a pod save america joke

also chef is obviously ABOUT iron man cmon fam

ah the characteristic good humor of the Jedi

How's that new Spielberg movie looking?

Hoos just made me kinda want to watch Chef

chef made me want to eat foods

Chef is not great but tbh it did make me want to eat foods

you guys have sold me on watching Chef

eating foods is probably my biggest expenditure, love doing it

the toasted cheese sandwich in Chef is the greatest toasted cheese sandwich in movies.

aw yeah, it's certainly the most lovingly-photographed foods in a movie about preparing and eating foods

damn now i want some foods again

Chef is a boring advert for Twitter.

Hoos just made me kinda want to watch Chef

― El Tomboto, Sunday, March 11, 2018 11:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guy runs a successful big project but he gets into it with some critics and demands a rematch with them and when he gets it this time they're mad because they actually wanted more of the predictable same from him and so he decides to throw it all away to make something small and homey on his own terms, with a food truck smaller budget

also involves a guy with a goatee climbing into a metal apparatus and performing acts of heroism

a space film abt intra-species food prep wd be good not bad

star snax

You just know dude is going to do a series set in the Mos Eisley cantina

Now a tapas bar

"We don't serve nachos."

http://media.comicbook.com/2017/10/star-wars-holiday-special-bea-arthur-ackmena-canon-1040328-1280x0.jpg