This Is The Thread Where I Say.......Part Seven!

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In Canada they apparently call them "Santa toques". They're out of their gourds up there.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

Anyway, I have little credit. My roommate has no credit history whatsoever -- when we rented our house it freaked the property management company out, since he doesn't "exist". Ah, the abuse we get for our fiscally responsible choices.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

pines?

No I meant, ARE YOU VISA? Like are you the one? The one who fronts the money and reaps the rewards of 19% annual interest.

I used to have a Mastercard, but when it expired they didn't send a new one.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Did they have the right address?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Mark, you're sending pines to luna?

http://www.janeresture.com/newcalcom/pines.jpg

the USPS offers special rates for evergreens, don't they?

XPOST GODDAMMIT HORACE AND YOUR FASTER FINGERS!

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

Bleurgh. I haven't been this tired in a long time. I know I keep bitching about this, but I am so tired. All I want to do is go home and play video games. But instead I have to pack stuff. Need sleeeeeeeeep.
I am drinking afternoon coffee.
OK, Chris, I'll bite - what song are you talking about?
I don't really have a credit history because I only have a fake credit card that's built off of a $500 deposit instead of actual credit. It's dum. But it does prevent me from being more than $500 in debt.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

I think he meant 'spine'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

Or penis.

Mark, you dirty boy.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

spine, penis, pines? what's the diff?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

Lady, if you have to ask...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"Palmcorder Yanja" by the Mtn Goats. But not the single version, which I have but which I won't listen to yet because I'm waiting for the full album to be released* -- this is a live version.

--
*Yes, I realize I am crazy because of this.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

Not just because of that, honey

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

also because you made words small

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

or maybe not.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

Exactly.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

This is the thread where I make small talk.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

*rimshot*

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

i'm going to get a drink. Of water.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

he's sending you body parts? what, is he gunna sever it? did he read that section(involving Leona Helmsley) too many times?

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

there is no appreciable difference b/w mastercard and visa.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

No one is sending me body parts.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

Other than the spelling.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

But the logos! Are you more of a two-circles person or a 3-stripes person?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

hee hee hee. body part logos.

"i'ma get me a swoosh tattoo'd on my arms!"

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

I would say the fact that one of them wants to extend me credit and the other doesn't is an appreciable difference.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

both, by the look of my MASSIVE BILLS

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

You have a point.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

*taps my fingers on desk so as to avoid massive balls joke*

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, go on.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

maybe if you didn't spend so much time looking at your massive balls, you'd be able to get a second job and pay your bills.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

*applause*

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

I confess that I really love Jim Croce.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

Doesn't he have a moustache? A big bushy moustache?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Si.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

I absolve you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

massive bills:
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1048653867412_2003/03/29/nws_320platy.jpg

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

That's it? No Hail Marys, no rosaries, no genuflecting?

You rule.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

My first instinct was to post, 'awww, aren't they cute, I want to pet them!', then I realized that 'petting the platypus' is a euphemism I don't want to be responsible for.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

Too late!

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Don't worry, Luna, there is historical precedent.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

is it a mammal or a bird?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit.

Luckily, I don't think it will catch on.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, I kiss you.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

and, is it bigger than a baby's arm?

oh wait, it is, according to the picture.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

I have been getting so many kisses from Luna lately, I am covered in shiny red puckermarks!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

these results are better

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.ee.ed.ac.uk/~neural/oldISG/nonsense/cal96/day11.gif

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Well see, in this particular instance, at least in the darkness of my head, platypus was more of a vaginal euphemism than a penile one. So um, no, it isn't.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, I hope you aren't complaining. If so, I'm gonna find me a straight man to smooch.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

No, just my coworkers are starting to look funny at me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

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