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'Mr. President'

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

59. gunz

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:23 (six years ago) link

60. Patriotism

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

61. "GET IN THE HOLE!"

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link

'Math'

perfect

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

62. sports
63. the hospital
64. vacation

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

The hospital?

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

65. institutional racism perfected
66. bumper stickers
67. trailer parks

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link

Italians
Irish

-darraghmac

First thing i was gonna post itt was

Canadians

― infinity (∞), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

68. 'erbs

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link

69. Missing out u's from words and -er endings instead of -re.

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link

70. hispanics

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 4 February 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

The hospital?

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Sunday, February 4, 2018 6:51 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well if we're contrasting U.S. and UK usage, only we (always) use the definite article

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 5 February 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

71. Mexico, central america, south america

― infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link

72. Porches & yards.

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

73. Bros
74. Dudes
75. Broads

― calstars, Monday, 5 February 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link

76, Fraternities, sororities.

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link

Terror of the word cunt

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 00:57 (six years ago) link

Italians
Irish

i’ve never understood this

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

Well

U wouldn't

Your lot are all British like proper British the hooligan ones like

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

Never mind the Irish and the Italians, the real American thing is Germans.

― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

xp yeah but i wouldn’t take my heritage to wales and say “hi the welsh! i’m also welsh!” along with assuming all the special powers conferred by being genetically welsh

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

and citizenship rights

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:21 (six years ago) link

anyway i intended this thread to be light so

79. hoagie

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:21 (six years ago) link

Wait do the yanks to that or do we do that

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

p sure you don’t do that

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

SNL at its best (maybe 80s-early 90s) was good

80. Arguments about when, precisely, SNL was good

― this machine inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

If ever u mean

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:28 (six years ago) link

Mispronouncing monty python with the confidence of a nation that will eventually decide how to pronounce monty python whatever the fuck anyone thinks

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

Tomatoes

Tobacco

Potatoes

Pumpkins

Peanuts

― this machine inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:36 (six years ago) link

Chocolate

YOU'RE WELCOME

― this machine inconveniences fascists (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link

Yeah look no

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

Nice try but

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

Porn? Who invented it idk probably Californians

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 5 February 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link

the Marine Corps Band playing "Hail to the Chief"

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:07 (six years ago) link

35. 99.9% of all "cultural appropriation"
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Sunday, February 4, 2018 4:13 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm.

― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Monday, 5 February 2018 06:40 (six years ago) link

Cap'n Crunch

― Badgers (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link

Is this the most active cogh thread ever

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:17 (six years ago) link

Lunar landing modules
Nukes
ARPANET
ICANN
Search engines
Wikis
BSD
Unix

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:22 (six years ago) link

Facebook
Twitter
PRISM
Techno
Star Wars

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:25 (six years ago) link

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac) at 7:57 4 Feb 18

Terror of the word cunt

Lobbed one of these at a guy who wouldn't let me merge in traffic the other day. Guess I had misperceived some sort of cultural moment where we had brought this into a less fraught usage. My passenger and life partner offered a terse and uncompromising correction. May still be some time yet, lads.

― how's life, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:27 (six years ago) link

Superheroes
Super Bowls
Superbad
Superfortress

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 11:28 (six years ago) link

tex-mex
the monroe doctrine
paintball
muddin'
american exceptionalism
gallagher
prosperity gospel
npr tote bags

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link

laser tag

― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

RVs

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

Lobbed one of these at a guy who wouldn't let me merge in traffic the other day. Guess I had misperceived some sort of cultural moment where we had brought this into a less fraught usage. My passenger and life partner offered a terse and uncompromising correction. May still be some time yet, lads.

fuck up cunt

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

npr tote bags

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 4:05 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

itt chinese things

― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link

weird old dudes that call their wife "mother"
super big gulps

― Shitpost in Opposition (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 February 2018 11:10 (six years ago) link

fat kids

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

Ahistorical nonsense disproven by the most cursory of searches

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17355779/

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

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