Steven Spielberg - classic or dud

Some are less awful.

Compared to the fifteen minutes of Million Dollar Baby I watched, Amistad seems positively brilliant, it's true.

lolz

k guyz can we just agree to all hate every film ever and move on?

the hours book was so bad, can't believe people actually watched the movie

Virginia Woolf's real nose is so bad, I can't believe Nicole Kidman actually went through the trouble of wearing a fake one.

actually last i heard baz luhrman had signed on to do the MLK pic

AVPVMLK

None of Spielberg's three masterpieces as a director are action-adventure.

"I've never thought much of most Spielberg movies that aren't in the action-adventure genre."

Judd Apatow's MLK

Tim Meadows is...

it was his LIFE long dream to do so

u heard of PR

gus vant sant's MLK

It was his LIFE long dream right after his LIFE long dream to make the Holocaust flick.

"u heard of PR"

Big Project Runway fan, yeah.

And his LIFE long dream to film a slow-motion sequence of Eric Bana fucking.

Then in 1983, Spielberg fulfilled a life-long dream by producing a big-screen adaptation of The Twilight Zone.

With the inclusion of star Sean Connery, Spielberg vicariously fulfilled a lifelong dream to make a James Bond movie.

hahaah

Finally, after decades of talks, negotiations, rows and reconciliations, the copyright holders of Tintin have struck a deal with Steven Spielberg and his DreamWorks studios. Finally, Spielberg’s lifelong dream will come true.

Would totally dig a Tintin adaptation.

When the P.A. returned from his run, Spielberg fulfilled his lifelong dream of having an iced soy chai latte

Steven Spielberg's been workin' on the railroad all the lifelong day

he HAS done more for America than Obama, at least.

uh Alex, Tintin is his & Peter Jackson's Christmas present to you.

are we really doing spielberg vs. obama here.

i mean, really?

JOEKS

EVERYTHING'S A JOEK

LIKE YOU GUYS PRETENDING "MUNICH" & "EMPIRE OF THE SUN" NEVER HAPPENED

Dr Morbius is actually the screen name for that kid who dropped out of high school and watched movies with his dad instead, right?

http://www.broadvalleyorchard.com/?p=63

Empire of the Sun is pretty good, but mostly ruined by Williams' oppressive score.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, July 27, 2005 11:21 PM

seriously, Williams completely fucked up this movie

still Bale's best performance.

lots of good in munich

And his LIFE long dream to film a slow-motion sequence of Eric Bana fucking.

Is that such an odd dream to have?

"Oy ownly weeyp fowr Jewish blud, chaps"

"Hi terrorist, convenient that we are sharing the same safehouse, it has allowed me to see that you and I are perhaps not so different, we both love our countries but are doing morally dubious things to support them, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEEEEEEEEE?"

I think Zohan was a more thought provoking study of the Israel/Palestine conflict.

"Is that such an odd dream to have?"

No. But it's odd to insert it into Munich.

"uh Alex, Tintin is his & Peter Jackson's Christmas present to you."

Is Jackson directing it? Until I see a preview these things don't exist for me cuz I don't read industry rags.

"LIKE YOU GUYS PRETENDING "MUNICH" & "EMPIRE OF THE SUN" NEVER HAPPENED"

I try to pretend the former never happened all the time. The latter has its moments though.

I have never enjoyed a Will Smith movie ever so no

― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 12:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on a thread full of wrong u took the cake right here

id like to see jan de bont's MLK

on a thread full of wrong u took the cake right here

I would eat all this will smith-free cake

like there's a bomb wired to mlk that will go off if he stops making a speech

shakey mo collier

1995 Bad Boys Detective Mike Lowrey 2,000,000
1996 Independence Day Captain Steven "Steve" Hiller, USMC 5,000,000
1997 Men in Black James Darrell Edwards / Agent J 5,000,000
1998 Enemy of the State Robert Clayton Dean 14,000,000

^^ imo this is a completely unfuckwitable run

i mean hes only made two good movies since but

id pay to see michael bay's MLK too tbh

"^^ imo this is a completely unfuckwitable run"

Yeah if you have the attention span of a gnat.

</>Morbius

i dont follow

Focus.

Is Will Smith a Scientologist? Scientologists + Spielberg tend to be a dubious mix.

Is Will Smith even attached to this? It's hard to imagine him as King frankly.

C. Thomas Howell needs work, right?

it's gonna be a series of actors for different parts of the story, really unique & powerful choice imo

im particularly excited for the jim-carrey-as-young-mlk segment