why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Name your kid Gotham because he's going to have to get really good at fighting in elementary school and eventually become an MMA champion and buy you a house.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 09:07 (six years ago) link

saw this posted with the comment "so powerful" and I know I'm a bad person for finding it funny

https://i.imgur.com/r2BOd4i.jpg

niels, Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link

it's even funnier if you grew up near Bilston

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

'After reading from bottom to top, reread again from top to bottom'

the pinefox, Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

^ mistaking the shadow for the substance

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link

I think I spent so much time gawking at those gross veterans humor memes that I posted upthread that facebook thinks I am a creepy conservative. For the past few weeks I have been unable to get rid of suggested groups along these lines:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540472_10156291571633783_8291355410637596062_n.jpg?oh=b243a467f9f775fb453501401536eac0&oe=5B21803F

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

suggested groups would probably be a good thread on its own -- at one point I had "Beautiful Bi-Polar Babes United Against Domestic Violence" "Single Mustachians," and "Plus Size Flava" all suggested at the same time

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link

lol

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

I do now have facial hair, but at the time I was clean shaven, and hence there was barely a word of any of those that described me, except that I am against domestic violence.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link

also, you're beautiful

mh, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

no matter what they say

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

GRUMPY OL BIKERS (Bikers only) would be a great display name + username combo

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link

I hate that post/meme "Be your own best Bugel"

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

fake i assume

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

Also a good contender for the pass agg notes thread

Moodles, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

I can't believe dan gilbert runs a private school

omar little, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link

lol he would have a charter school tho

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link

quicken loans school of business excellence

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link

I agree with that sign.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 08:37 (six years ago) link

Me too!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link

prob thinks it was started by a match

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link

Her FB page is a blast:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010553881758

As he says in this video "if you can't scientifically prove that you live on a ball you don't live on a ball..."
All we have is theories spun by the Masonic elites and faked images of earth which are easily proven that they have been faked...

groovypanda, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:42 (six years ago) link

it's not even real stupidity or insanity nowadays, it's just the personae people adopt for attention and friendship

having said that, I've been going on for a long time about what "belief" really means and it seems to me to be multifaceted: the performative, the social, the identitarian, the ideological, the spiritual and the unconscious all play into the concept but none of them define it or make up the totality of it. this is one of the reasons Dawkinites are idiots. memes feed into this too as they become this field of statements without depth, without sincerity, just endlessly playing at rhetoric when their real purpose is anything but the dissemination of knowledge, arcane or otherwise.

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:51 (six years ago) link

not false consciousness, more like abdicated consciousness

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 09:53 (six years ago) link

of course sincerity is a question of belief and round and down we go

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 10:08 (six years ago) link

I wish I had this person's timeline, the one with no reported events from the past two years.

https://i.imgur.com/yDuj6lC.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

wow, that truly is too funny not to forward, brb forwarding

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

ps lol "forward" so basically it's been floating around unaltered for at least 10-15 years

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

it's one of those subversive conservative forwards where they can begin to admit conflicted feelings of sympathies for gay people through a familiar stereotypical perspective, all in the safe space of hating anyone that might be "rather Arabic-looking"

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

We were having such a time with that swooshy little gay feller!

Are gays scared of planes?

how's life, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

the dialogue is so natural it must be a true story

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

damn, that one is vomit-inducing

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

The fact that it involves an "arabic-looking" person on a plane with no reference to terrorism makes me think it might even be pre-2001

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

xp Yeah I thought the same - recruiting a 'gay man' to get a shot in on these awful Arabic women who all demand to be called princesses and hold up normal operating procedures. There's something to be said about the trend for racist cant to depict non-white people as obstructive and frustrating, feel like there's a long history to this depiction.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

Conservatives also often like to hold up "gay rights" as an example of our superiority to muslim countries, only to discard them the moment they are no longer comparing us to muslim countries

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

Also:

having said that, I've been going on for a long time about what "belief" really means and it seems to me to be multifaceted: the performative, the social, the identitarian, the ideological, the spiritual and the unconscious all play into the concept but none of them define it or make up the totality of it. this is one of the reasons Dawkinites are idiots. memes feed into this too as they become this field of statements without depth, without sincerity, just endlessly playing at rhetoric when their real purpose is anything but the dissemination of knowledge, arcane or otherwise.

I like this a lot, can we start a thread on it

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

I feel like focusing on the flight attendant when you're seated on a plane near a woman who visually resembles a language is burying the lede

rob, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link

he could tell because she was sitting from right to left, instead of the normal way

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

wow that is noxious shit. guessing it's been around since the early 80s since both characters feel like they belong in Airplane!. or The Cannonball Run really.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link

seriously who are you staying friends with that posts that kind of thing? i mean normally this thread is just dummmmb naive/inspirational/hackneyed whatever where you might roll your eyes and go "oh, uncle fred," not instantly hate uncle fred and cut him out of your life.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 February 2018 22:55 (six years ago) link

It was a much, much older person, sort of friend from work, with a lot of chronic health problems who posted that.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

listening to 6 straight hours of portishead will bring anyone down (i like portishead)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link


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