LII :::: the super bowl of hate :::: philadelphia eagles vs new england patritos

some great KEY STATS courtesy of warren sharp:

in the 11 games NE has lost since 2014, they averaged 22.4 ppg on offense, which is the exact average for all teams in all games in that period. the 11 teams they lost to averaged over 31 points in those games.

The last season that the Patriots lost a playoff game, they kicked off that postseason with a game in which Tom Brady tied for the lead in rushing attempts (6) and Steven Jackson led the team in rushing yards, with 16 (2.67 YPC).

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http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a16047523/jon-wurster-philly-fans

pre and postgame football parking lots are basically laid back riots
so much vomit everywhere

i saw a headline that eli thinks the eagles can beat the patriots. would've been so much more fun if he'd say they couldn't. "i've looked at this match up and there's just no way. you have to be really special to beat belichick and brady in a super bowl"

lol

Earlier today @DonnieWahlberg & @JennyMcCarthy stopped by the #NotDone Network: pic.twitter.com/clGJ549TUT

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) February 2, 2018

pats having the best celebrity fans by far is a big part of their popularity with fans of other teams

ribbed tneck under the hoodie classic boston look

what a lovely couple, they're aging in such a completely understandably horrible way. I will be looking forward to watching entropy have its way with them.

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tie x2

wow lol

so, a 12-12 tie then? 4 fgs each in regular time and then multiple scoreless overtime periods until everyone just gives up and goes home

truly the super bowl

mvp: drunk philly fan who dies falling from the upper deck in the 7th overtime

actually according to the rulebook if the super bowl is tied after overtime they enter a final sudden death period where each team starts with 11 players but has to field two fewer each change of possession until someone scores or it is one on one football, mano a mano, the purest football of all

i had no idea jenny mcc and donnie were married

who are the iggles' celebrity fans?

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sylvester stallone and mike fuckin trout man

i can already tell that walhberg clip is going to haunt me

Jesus Donnie

driving Lyft was harrowing tonight

i want to die after watching that clip

randy, t.o. and flying dawkins in the HOF, a banner day for ilnfl

cool

hell yeah

what time is the superb owl

6.30 et

cool thx

Go Iggles

The two best receivers to ever wear a 49ers uniform in the same Hall of Fame class. Wow pic.twitter.com/BRPJGTQ1mr

— Justis Mosqueda (@JuMosq) February 3, 2018

lol i have zero memory of randy university playing for the 9rs

he was on the team that made the super bowl!

rip jerry rice

lol

he was on the team that made the super bowl!

― fgti spinner (Spottie), Saturday, February 3, 2018 10:38 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i for some reason do not remember this lol, and i am a 9ers and randy fan

rip jerry rice

― mookieproof, Saturday, February 3, 2018 8:38 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol thought it was obv i was talking about recent 49ers

he was def subtweeting rice

oh thought he was addressing me not that tweet which is obv a troll

This whole narrative about whether Foles is nervous, if the Eagles are going to play scared, is absurd. They're in the super bowl, of course they are going to be aggressive and confident.

Eagles threw lots of sick blocks on that drive

Ok, that was just silly, Cooks.

No flag? That hit was brutal.

A pass to Brady? Give me a fuckin' break. Let's have some real plays.

absurd last 10 mins. that hit was scary

Foles came to play

Dont agree w/ going for 2 there

SMASH MOUTH FOOTBALL they're calling it on the beeb

lollinsworth

How was that not P.I.