I think the ideal thing would be Amazon choosing several cities, giving an influx of workers/construction/capital to multiple areas that could use that, and not setting up the problem where their workforce is dictating housing costs but idk that would be a good thing for someone to study
also, pay warehouse workers more and let them unionize
― mh
yes, this will work wonderfully when amazon replaces them all with robots in ten years
― Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Monday, 29 January 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link
well then you make them pay to retain the workforce in robot repair
― mh, Monday, 29 January 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link
JUST IN: Amazon is partnering with Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway and JPMorgan Chase, the nation's largest bank, to explore getting into the health insurance business https://t.co/pCM00ICALo pic.twitter.com/ZA04vC1kui— CNN (@CNN) January 30, 2018
― Simon H., Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link
okay time to break up amazon pls
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
Customers who've undergone this medical procedure also underwent:
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
can't wait to have a conversation with alexa about my cancer treatment
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link
It's a real pisser because they just recommend u different versions of the operation you just had ffs
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link
not completely odd, it'll be weird if they decide to somehow market it at large
I had John Deere Healthcare as my insurance provider for a few years because they started a company for insuring their employees and eventually offered the plan to other businesses in the area.
― mh, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link
also, I am a tractor
best thing about america imo is that no matter how utterly alien parts of it seem to me, they can and do still regularly get weirder
john deere health insurance ffs
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link
Your Amazon.com order of
"A Kidney"
has shipped!
Click here to track your package
― claude rains down in africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
then you have to file a complaint cuz the delivery guy kicked it all the way up your driveway and left it bleeding on the porch and the customer service drone gives you an extra month on your prime subscription as compensation
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/12/22/someone-stole-a-childs-parcel-off-his-porch-it-contained-his-kidney-transplant-medication/
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
www.washingtonpost.com
#irony
― claude rains down in africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
Amazon knows a lot about cost effective healthcare because they station ambulances outside their warehouses to treat employees with heatstroke because it's cheaper than proper air conditioning. https://t.co/Otqf5SrIJf— Jame singular (@FunnyLikeAClown) January 30, 2018
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link
Uh, Mr. Bezos could have just let them die from heat stroke. You're welcome, Amazon employees.
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=114045132pretty good history on the basic start of american healthcare insurance
basically organizations strongly pushing medical care as a for-profit service (chamber of commerce, american medical association) opposed a national plan, and worker organizations forced it as a condition of employment, so most insurance plans started as a single employer or group of employers pooling funds and partnering with specific hospitals. so a company that's strongly unionized and large enough would definitely come up with its own plan(the aforementioned farming machine company is organized under the United Auto Workers iirc)
the idea an intensely un-unionized company like Amazon would decide to set up their own insurer, in 2018, is pretty much an indicator the insurance system is totally fucked as far as effectiveness goes
― mh, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link
What @amazon does for—and does to—poor cities https://t.co/uQUC1IYV3B pic.twitter.com/UvqrUcGZOe— Andy Kroll (@AndyKroll) February 1, 2018
seems like a cool place to work
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link
http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20180201/news02/180209990/call-an-amazon-truce-top-economists-tell-cities-vying-for-hq2
― 龜, Friday, 2 February 2018 14:03 (six years ago) link
lmao I was sure this latest bump would be for this
https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/1/16958918/amazon-patents-trackable-wristband-warehouse-employees
...or this...
https://gizmodo.com/whole-foods-is-datafying-its-employees-to-death-1822636920
― Simon H., Friday, 2 February 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
I'm sure openly-weeping Amazon employees are nothing new, it's just that those employees never been customer-facing before.
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 February 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link
from Jan 2016: keep yer web services like a secret
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/01/amazon-web-services-data-center/423147/
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link
Wow that got pretty florid by the end :)
― DJI, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link
And maybe my desire to submerge myself in that sediment, to weave The Cloud into the timelines of railroad robber-barons and military R&D, emerges from the same anxiety that makes me go try to find these buildings in the first place: that maybe we have mistaken The Cloud's fiction of infinite storage capacity for history itself. It is a misunderstanding that hinges on a weird, sad, very human hope that history might actually end, or at least reach some kind of perfect equipoise in which nothing terrible could ever happen again. As though if we could only collate and collect and process and store enough data points, the world’s infinite vaporware of real-time data dashboards would align into some kind of ultimate sand mandala of total world knowledge, a proprietary data nirvana without terror or heartbreak or bankruptcy or death, heretofore only gestured towards in terrifying wall-to-wall Accenture and IBM advertisements at airports.But databases alone are not archives any more than data centers are libraries, and the rhetorical promise of The Cloud is as fragile as the strands of fiber-optic cable upon which its physical infrastructure rests. The Internet is a beautiful, terrible, fraught project of human civilization. While I make light of language like “pilgrim” to describe this cross-country journey, at the end of the day it has been an affirmation of a kind of faith: faith in the humanity of that beautiful, terrible, fraught project, and in the possibility of being able to see ourselves in all that beautiful, terrible, fraught truth.
But databases alone are not archives any more than data centers are libraries, and the rhetorical promise of The Cloud is as fragile as the strands of fiber-optic cable upon which its physical infrastructure rests. The Internet is a beautiful, terrible, fraught project of human civilization. While I make light of language like “pilgrim” to describe this cross-country journey, at the end of the day it has been an affirmation of a kind of faith: faith in the humanity of that beautiful, terrible, fraught project, and in the possibility of being able to see ourselves in all that beautiful, terrible, fraught truth.
"florid" is a nice way to put it
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link
BTF projects for BTF truths man
ateotd count: 1
― byton frylock (alomar lines), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:36 (six years ago) link
CAPITALISM: NOT EVEN ONCE
From a decades-long strategy of exploiting state sales tax loopholes to its ongoing “HQ2” sweepstakes, Amazon’s leaders have rarely turned down a chance to use the tax system as the source of their competitive advantage.The online retail giant has built its business model on tax avoidance, and its latest financial filing makes it clear that Amazon continues to be insulated from the nation’s tax system. In 2017, Amazon reported $5.6 billion of U.S. profits and didn’t pay a dime of federal income taxes on it. The company’s financial statement suggests that various tax credits and tax breaks for executive stock options are responsible for zeroing out the company’s tax this year.The company’s zero percent rate in 2017 reflects a longer term trend. During the previous five years, Amazon reported U.S. profits of $8.2 billion and paid an effective federal income tax rate of just 11.4 percent. This means the company was able to shelter more than two-thirds of its profits from tax during that five year period.Incredibly, Amazon’s corporate tax goose egg for 2017 doesn’t include the effect of a second big tax disclosure: the $789 million one-time tax break the company projects it will receive due to the new tax law. While the Trump Administration’s corporate tax cuts generally took effect on January 1st, the law includes a grandfather clause for companies that (like Amazon) have managed to defer or postpone tax liability from prior years.Instead of paying these deferred taxes at the previous 35 percent rate, Amazon now gets an extra reward for postponing the taxation of this income: a 40 percent discount from 35 to 21 percent. This is the source of Amazon’s $789 million windfall.
The online retail giant has built its business model on tax avoidance, and its latest financial filing makes it clear that Amazon continues to be insulated from the nation’s tax system. In 2017, Amazon reported $5.6 billion of U.S. profits and didn’t pay a dime of federal income taxes on it. The company’s financial statement suggests that various tax credits and tax breaks for executive stock options are responsible for zeroing out the company’s tax this year.
The company’s zero percent rate in 2017 reflects a longer term trend. During the previous five years, Amazon reported U.S. profits of $8.2 billion and paid an effective federal income tax rate of just 11.4 percent. This means the company was able to shelter more than two-thirds of its profits from tax during that five year period.
Incredibly, Amazon’s corporate tax goose egg for 2017 doesn’t include the effect of a second big tax disclosure: the $789 million one-time tax break the company projects it will receive due to the new tax law. While the Trump Administration’s corporate tax cuts generally took effect on January 1st, the law includes a grandfather clause for companies that (like Amazon) have managed to defer or postpone tax liability from prior years.
Instead of paying these deferred taxes at the previous 35 percent rate, Amazon now gets an extra reward for postponing the taxation of this income: a 40 percent discount from 35 to 21 percent. This is the source of Amazon’s $789 million windfall.
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link
This is quite interesting:
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2018/02/money-laundering-via-author-impersonation-on-amazon/
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:29 (six years ago) link
But that didn’t stop someone from publishing a “novel” under his name. That word is in quotations because the publication appears to be little more than computer-generated text, almost like the gibberish one might find in a spam email.
Ian Duncan Smith is available!
― calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:33 (six years ago) link
I'm expecting a flurry of drug dealers closing their sandwich shops, car-washes etc and suddenly taking the world of e-book publishing by storm.
― calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:35 (six years ago) link
I can't remember which thread this piece was posted on, but it's quite good:
https://medium.com/s/story/the-singular-pursuit-of-comrade-bezos-3e280baa045c
― rob, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link
Well, humanity. We had a good run. pic.twitter.com/BrrlCvaf2D— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 7, 2018
― piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
What in the absolute hell
― Simon H., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
The smartest thing Amazon did was build these things without arms and legs. Good luck with the uprising, stumpy.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
lol
― DJI, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link
just a li'l device that sits in your house, listens to everything you say at the behest of the world's richest man, and giggles to itself from time to time, nbd
― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link
picturing an Echo jammed in the toilet, burbling laughter endlessly, in an abandoned neighborhood
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link
wot if etc etc
― Simon H., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link
Amazon's latest workplace innovation
At the beating heart of Amazon’s unstoppable ecommerce expansion is a very basic promise: jobs.When a Fulfillment Center opens, the expectation is that anywhere from 1,000 to 2,200 positions will become available overnight, each providing 40 hours of work week at a minimum. In reality, the labor hours Amazon needs to power its brutally efficient supply chain appear to be far fewer. To reduce overhead but continue to sop up performance-based incentives from the local governments it operates in, Amazon has become increasingly reliant on a work scheduling scheme that often coerces workers into leaving their shifts early or turns them away at the door without notice.I spoke to 13 of the company’s current and former warehouse workers based in nearly as many states, all of whom were granted anonymity for fear of retaliation. According to their testimonies, the sign that Amazon’s expanding empire may not have the labor needs to support the employment numbers it dangles in front of local politicians is an innocuous sounding acronym: VTO.
When a Fulfillment Center opens, the expectation is that anywhere from 1,000 to 2,200 positions will become available overnight, each providing 40 hours of work week at a minimum. In reality, the labor hours Amazon needs to power its brutally efficient supply chain appear to be far fewer. To reduce overhead but continue to sop up performance-based incentives from the local governments it operates in, Amazon has become increasingly reliant on a work scheduling scheme that often coerces workers into leaving their shifts early or turns them away at the door without notice.
I spoke to 13 of the company’s current and former warehouse workers based in nearly as many states, all of whom were granted anonymity for fear of retaliation. According to their testimonies, the sign that Amazon’s expanding empire may not have the labor needs to support the employment numbers it dangles in front of local politicians is an innocuous sounding acronym: VTO.
https://gizmodo.com/on-amazon-s-time-1826570882
― Simon H., Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link
Hamilton Nolan has some thoughts on how to celebrate #PrimeDay:
Fill your WolfWarriorX Military Tactical Assault Backpack with Military Surplus MREs and Purified Drinking Water. Now you’re ready to march. These KARKEIN Military Tactical Boots Army Combat Jungle Boots are suitable for both men and women. Lace em up, gather all your union friends, and march your ass down to Washington, DC. Your destination is Jeff Bezos’ house, at 2320 and 2330 S Street NW. You can’t miss it—it’s the biggest fucking house in town.Who would Amazon’s boss be more thrilled to see on #PrimeDay than a cadre of his own employees? Probably nobody. When you’re sure he’s home, use this Neiko 02845A Electric Demolition Jack Hammer to systematically tear the pavement around his house into large, jagged chunks. Pile the concrete chunks into a barrier encircling his entire block, interspersed with crude checkpoints made by wrapping Hitachi 115445 Folding Sawhorses with ample amounts of Fence America Razor Wire. Stud barrier with LEPOWER Solar Flood Lights and Kaya Bamboo Torches. Then put up your Coleman Instant Cabin tent and get some shut eye! While playing The Internationale on repeat through several dozen evenly spaced Pyle 1600W Heavy Duty Speakers.
Who would Amazon’s boss be more thrilled to see on #PrimeDay than a cadre of his own employees? Probably nobody. When you’re sure he’s home, use this Neiko 02845A Electric Demolition Jack Hammer to systematically tear the pavement around his house into large, jagged chunks. Pile the concrete chunks into a barrier encircling his entire block, interspersed with crude checkpoints made by wrapping Hitachi 115445 Folding Sawhorses with ample amounts of Fence America Razor Wire. Stud barrier with LEPOWER Solar Flood Lights and Kaya Bamboo Torches. Then put up your Coleman Instant Cabin tent and get some shut eye! While playing The Internationale on repeat through several dozen evenly spaced Pyle 1600W Heavy Duty Speakers.
https://splinternews.com/the-only-amazon-prime-day-guide-you-need-1827624247
― Simon H., Monday, 16 July 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link
had to laugh when I saw they were funding mike leigh's peterloo film
― ogmor, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 09:10 (five years ago) link
give this a watch later (note to self)
https://gizmodo.com/amazons-aggressive-anti-union-tactics-revealed-in-leake-1829305201
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link
Can't watch it, just read the article. As they say: "Gizmodo has opted to not publish the video itself in order to maintain source anonymity."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link
fun
Despite an uprising of Amazon employees over the use of the company's AI facial recognition program ("Rekognition") in law enforcement, the company is actively courting US Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the hopes that it will use the wildly inaccurate technology.
Thanks to work by McKinsney, ICE and Amazon's sales team met over the summer to discuss how Amazon's facial recognition could help the agency, which has cemented its reputation for performative xenophobic cruelty with a program of stealing babies from immigrant parents, dooming thousands of babies and children to never see their parents again.
ICE could use facial recognition as part of its illegal surveillance of medical facilities and houses of worship.
https://boingboing.net/2018/10/23/oppenheimers-ai.html
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
oh good:
Democrats rank Amazon as the institution they have the most confidence in https://t.co/OVGAajPsWD— Matt Bruenig (@MattBruenig) October 24, 2018
― rob, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link
ah being discussed elsewhere I see
― rob, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
Colleges and Universities at 2 seriously
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link
most likely people thought "well I usually get my packages on time so I guess I trust Amazon"
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
what does "having confidence in" mean for a company like amazon anyway? I mean, they are very reliable, doesn't mean they aren't shitty in ways that don't affect customers
on the other hand google and facebook can sometimes be deceitful in a way that actually does affect their end users, so I'm not surprised they are lower (though google at #4 is higher that I would have thought)
― silverfish, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link