Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Radiohead - Heat the Witch

Radiohead - A Drunken Punchup at a Rehearsal Dinner

radiohead - comfortably chilling in a spacious tin box where there is ample room for everyone

Radiohead - Discotheque

Radiohead - 2 + 2 = 4

Radiohead - A Chipmunk at the Door

radiohead - i am wrong

Radiohead - Where? Where?

Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Turned Off the Fasten Your Seatbelt Sign and Have Broken Earth's Orbit

Stooges- I Wanna Walk Your Dog

Part of the Way Along the Watchtower

The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Alice Cooper

I May Actually Be Capable of Fighting This Feeling

Kendrick Lamar - Humble to the Point of Self-Effacement

The Beatles - Eight Days A Month

Queen - Crazy Little Thin Called Insanity
Magazine - Shot
Liz Phair - Ruck And Fun
10cc - Life Isn't A Minestrone
The Smiths - Shopfitters Of The World Unite

Shopfitters of the world untie

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get To A Prosecutable Offense

Drake's Plan

The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Quantas

Connie Francis – Where the Boys Are Perfect Gentlemen
Crash Test Dummies – Yum Yum Yum Yum
Culture Club – Do You Really Want to Burp Me?
David Bowie – Always Napping on the Same Couch
Devo – Coffee (I Saw My Baby Gettin’)
Elton John – Syzygy Seems to Be the Hardest Word
Elton John – Fun for a Friend
Elton John – This Song Has the Title 'This Song Has No Title'
Elton John – Jamaica Jerk Chicken
Elton John – Your Sister Can’t Twist (But She’s Got a Nice Personality)
Elton John – Saturday Night’s Alright for Flossing
Elvis Costello – Tea Before Bedtime
Fairport Convention – Three-Toed Sloth
Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out (to the Ball Game)
Fred Lane – From the One That Cut You a Check
The Glenn Miller Orchestra – 736-5000

Led Zeppelin - Jamaica

Rolling Stones - 9th Nervous Breakdown
Rolling Stones - Have You Seen Your Mother Baby, Standing In The Kitchen
Rolling Stones - Paint It Magnolia

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - I Might Back Down

(courtesy of random long road trip lip from 12 y/o in backseat, "would YOU back down, DAD? *turns to sibling* "he'd TOTALLY back down.")

Smashing Pumpkins - 1978

Robert Johnson (I Believe I'll) Dust My Swiffer Wet Jet

The Beatles - I Am The Hamster
The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Lounge?
Roxy Music - One End Burning
Roxy Music - Virginia Tipped
Tears For Fears - Bus Shelter

Andrew W.K. - Ready to Nap

Thin Lizzy - Jailbend

Andrew W.K. - Going to Bed

Rickie Lee Jones - Chuck E Cheese's In Love

The Clash - Jimmy Jazz-Fusion

Vince Taylor - Brand New Chevrolet

The Clash - Lost in the Bodega

Herman’s Hermits – Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Housecoat
Hole – Use Once and Recycle
Howard Jones – Things Could Only Get Better (If They Weren’t Perfect Already)
Husker Du – Makes Sense to Me
Ian Dury – Wake Up and Make Pancakes with Me
Iggy and the Stooges – Shake Shack Appeal
…and to drink that thick thick shake, you need… (wait for it)… Straw Power
Iggy Pop – Neighborhood Treat
Indigo Girls – Arrived at Fine
INXS – Never Tear Us a New One
Jackson C. Frank – Dungeonmasters Run the Game
Jim O’Rourke – Two-Thirds of the Way to a Two Way
Joan Armatrading – (I Love It When You) Call Me Shmoopie

Jethro Tull - Bungle in the Rainforest

David Bowie, 'Young Canadians'

Al is Full of Love

J.J. Cale/Eric Clapton - "After 9-9:30-ish"

Another Link in the Fence

Squirrely Lady

Psycho Miller

Another Espresso-Based Hot Drink At The Mall

never gonna go back again (to crucify myself) - fleetwood mac/tori amos

1 Luftballon

Vaping in the Boys’ Room

A Decent Amount of Shakin' Goin' On

Life in the center lane

Tuttard Fruttard

Good Heavens, Ms. Molly