'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Mix Diskerud signs for... Man City. Is this one of those ploys like when City signed Mooy? Just to try and make some money off the player?

Another source close to Manchester City said Diskerud would train with the club's reserves but is not expected to ever play in a game.

Great stuff.

Sturridge has gone to Albion

Any last minute thrills today? Mahrez to City? Do we not care any longer?

Each club performs to standard of manager regardless of personnel it's all utterly pointless

Well.. yeah. But bantz.

looking forward to a newcastle £35m bid for someone like assombalonga tomorrow

last minute's tomorrow isn't it?

don't think we're going to go for anybody else but the agent rumour mill keeps cranking

Oh I got my days mixed, deadline's not tonight, soz.

Wolves are in for a striker from Bournemouth iirc? Do you need another striker?

suggest that we might be after our old boy Benik Afobe on loan, and only until the summer, but I don't know how seriously to take it, I think this board keeps their cards pretty close to their chest

this bloke was castigating us for not following Derby's model and signing every Champo level striker available the other day

we don't need a "striker" we could perhaps do with another strong forward, but I'm not unduly worried, I think Nuno shd've earned a bit of faith. but fans are terrible, terrible people.

Sturridge has gone to Albion

not bad cover for when glen murray gets thrown in jail

Is purple dildo day tomorrow then?

yeh

Sad to see Roque Mesa, the best looking 'stach of the PL, going back to Spain.

It’s not quite accurate to say Arsenal are paying the loan fee for Batshuayi to join Dortmund. The initial fee deal with Dortmund for Aubameyang was contingent on Dortmund getting Giroud on a free loan deal. pic.twitter.com/YzD2qhuAxA

— Kim (@MrsChances_) January 30, 2018

Nothing to see here, just the next 2 fixtures against Liverpool and Man U after just getting made to look shit by Brum and Stoke.

we've started with 2 strikers for the first time in ages.

fuck me, we haven't been abject so far. A shot on target!

ouch

fuck!

Ayew Swans are up against Arse :D

Huddersfield are woeful tonight tbrrh

lol that was magnificent Arse

haaa

amazing

Lol

Done deal for Arsenal then. Can't hear his name with singing it to Shang-a-lang.

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Are they really so stupid to offload Giroud to Chelsea then?

classic Wenger getting this potentially great forward line when the season's already dead

it's a v lyrical name whether yr MIA "aubameyang-eyang"ing it or "ooh ee ooh ah-ah piii-erre emerick aubemyang"ing it

Ozil has signed a new contract apparently.

Aubameyang is a magnificent CF but so was Lacazette before he went to Arsenal.

Doesn't suit their game at all imo

Will be throwing a strop on the bench by Christmas

you might want to turn on the tv, lads

ya what's happening

Spurs scored after 9.9 seconds

and it turns out Kane was in Utd's half at the kick-off

disgusting

lol

apparently one second behind Ledley King's record v Bradford, which I have no recollection of and seems baffling

Was Kane involved in the move at all or just in wrong half? I only tuned in 5 minutes in so I've got no idea what happened.

Kane cunted it to ALli who cunted it to Eriksen who scored. 11 seconds.

We signed the wrong Arsenal playet

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The VAR debate rumbles on,,,

Sean McG: That Spurs goal would have been chalked off if VAR was being used. Harry Kane in the opposition half on kick off - goal shouldn't have counted... a call for VAR??

Richard Clayton: Harry Kane was in the Man Utd half at kick off - goal shouldn't have counted... a call for VAR??

BBC Football. With VAR spurs’ goal wouldn’t have counted. Can’t wait for it in every match.
Ben, Manchester

2-0. Spurs are bossing this.

phil you fucking div

lol

Striker’s finish from Jones.

he meant to score that

Dunno about 'bossing it'. United are getting plenty of opportunities, they just keep fucking up the final ball.

It's all Spurs. MU's "final balls" aren't like Spurs' final balls. Y'know, actually dangerous.