Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post on the "Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here" thread - put them here

Your patience is testes but you must honore de balzac.

I bless Claude Rains down in Africa

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all for the best in the best of all possible worlds

my way was funnier obviously

this is funny bcz the date is literally today and that proves that dril AND seth abramson (a) read the borad (b) post to it

would that it were so

You seem to have anger issues or something. Haven’t figured it out yet but maybe take a break?

he asked to be banned!

i disagree 100% with the characterisations itt and cannot in fact believe any of ye believe what ye are typing with any sincerity whatsoever.

this thread's gone to hell

I feel like Wittgenstein would have something to say about all this

David Foster Wallace's short story "The Depressed Person" is available online as a PDF.

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easiest fucking life ever jfc

it's kind of impressive the sheer variety of differently unhelpful ways to chime in

Neither the hardasses nor the enablers are being helpful because there is no help to be had here. Alright, tacet.

hey fa, is your name a godspeed reference, just got that for some reason..

who among us is not merely a comedy sock account these days tbrr

Under late capitalism we are all sockpuppets

we need a brexit to cleanse our socks and can then and only then don then afresh

dunno boutchoo but im a socketpup

and it's gonna be a long long time

but less funny

self-plamás is no-plamás

Let a thousand cacti bloom

Close enough

what are you guys going to do when yr celebrity bestie falters even a tiny bit

hi new poster esby

:D i just found this place googling for the blue nile and it's just so full of diverse + interesting people with whom i can't wait to share my thoughts about american politics! hi!

uh huh

nods

lol

like the cut of this jib tbh another twenty like this and we can start looking fwd to 2019

wait you are two *different posters*??????!!!??

so's yours, tbh

dunno boutchoo but im a socketpup

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, November 22, 2018 11:41 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and it's gonna be a long long time

― sarahell, Thursday, November 22, 2018 11:57 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but less funny

― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Thursday, November 22, 2018 12:21 PM (three months ago

ah here ffs

thats just how eyeroll.gif

a high bar

One night, many moon ago, me and friends, we go into bar and grill restaurant in Nashville Tenesee, famous home of music star Trace Atkins. We walk in, we sit down, we order a beers and basket of chicken's wings. Then, we see him. There on the patio, four table from us. We can't believe it. We can't believe whether or not is him.

I say to my friends "I believe is Trace Atkins, award winning country and western music singer. I will go to him, I will say hello." They say "yes, do this, reveal to us whether or not is really Trace." I have nervous, but I know I must do.

I stand and I walk to Trace. He is eating hamburger and french fries, drinking glass with beer, doing crossword puzzle all alone at table. I say "Excuse me sir, Trace Atkins?"

He says, "yes, I am Trace Atkins."

I say to him, "Mister Atkins sir I know you from your music. My friends and I. We know your face. We all know your songs, we all love your songs. You are so talent at music and you bring us much happiness, much joy. Is pleasure to eat near you Mister Atkins."

Trace say to me, "Thank you."

I say to him, "Mister Atkins. I see you enjoy hamburger, french fries, and beer. And I no wish to bother. But I have for you question. There is something I wish to know."

Trace say, "yes, go on."

I say, "is personal."

Trace say, "please, ask."

I say, "Trace Atkins, in your heart, do you have racisms?"

Trace wipe his mouth with napkin and put napkin down. He straighten his back. He look left, he look right. He look at me, he clear throat, and he say something I never forget. Ever.

"I have no racisms in my heart," says Trace.

"But," he say, "you think is beer in glass that I drink," says Trace Atkins, "but is not beer. Is pee. I love to drink pee."

Then, I knew the man was not really at all Trace Atkins.

Because the real Trace Atkins, he very much have in heart deep racisms. But he do not, ever, drink pee.

Xgauleiter.

why would you want ppl to not see that?

Maybe next time you'll make sure the Penguin is 18

Perhaps the likelihood of them seeing it is even higher now.

three!

Xgau Kreuzland

Etymology 2[edit]
From the acronym GAU (“worst-case scenario”).

Noun[edit]
Gau m (genitive Gaus or Gaues, plural Gaue)

(informal) an accident, a calamity quotations ▲

Roland Kopp-Wichmann, Depression ist für das Herz genauso schädlich wie Rauchen:
Außerdem neigen die Blutplättchen von depressiven Menschen eher dazu, sich zu Gerinnseln zusammenzuballen. Diese können irgendwann wichtige Adern verstopfen und einen Gau im Herzen oder Hirn auslösen.

I mean this thread is just boomers sniffing their own farts, isn’t it

Xgauleiter.

― pomenitul, Thursday, September 19, 2019 10:33 AM (one month ago)

lol

It awaits us all. Today's youth have apparently come up with a meme called 'the 30 year-old boomer'.

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