ladies and gentlemen, the new England Women's team's Head Coach
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― the girl with the rub-on tattoo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link
England's 23-man squad for the 2018 World Cup
GoalkeepersButland (Stoke), Pickford (Everton), Pope (Burnley)
DefendersJones (Man Utd), Cahill (Chelsea), Walker (Man City), Trippier (Tottenham), Rose (Tottenham), Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Young (Man Utd), Stones (Man City), Maguire (Leicester)
MidfieldersDier (Tottenham), Henderson (Liverpool), Delph (Man City), Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea), Lingard (Man Utd), Alli (Tottenham)
ForwardsKane (Tottenham), Rashford (Man Utd), Vardy (Leicester), Sterling (Man City), Welbeck (Arsenal)
― i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link
I don't imagine too many teams will be quaking in their boots over that squad.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link
i feel like this shower will be no worse than some of their more feted predecessors, largely because Southgate has some modicum of tactical nous
still coming home after the group, like
― look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link
there's not many of these that would make the squad for any other top 20 ranked nation
― look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link
I'd still have brought Emile Heskey tbf
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link
dunno how England will manage without the tenacious drive and enthusiasm of Wilshere
― look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:06 (five years ago) link
Southgate has to pray Kane keeps fit.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link
there is a vague air of competence about this squad/enterprise? possibly misleading. doesn't seem like an abject disaster on paper for the first time in a while anyway. expectations extremely low still, of course.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:13 (five years ago) link
you don't have your Steven Gerrards, your John Terrys, your talismanic figures who can grab the game by the scruff of the neck and show the world exactly how terrible and overrated they are on the biggest stage. that's probably got something to do with it.
― look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link
i think a few of these lads might squeeze into the polish, peruvian, swiss, colombian or tunisian squads
i am completely suspending any sense of expectation, judgement or other critical detachment abt this england side, I'm going all in
― ogmor, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
For the nation, by the nation. The #ThreeLions’ official @FIFAWorldCup squad announcement. pic.twitter.com/YecUWPUZfJ— England (@England) May 16, 2018
This is... something
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
its a good squad from whats available, decisions seem based on logic and a team/squad focus for a change
obv talent isnt good and obv press and fans mean ye'll be out asap but still.
welbeck a funny pick
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
Looks pretty bleak on paper once you get past the forwards. Difficult to see GK not being a massive problem again but it's not as though there's anyone else to pick.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link
the satisfaction here is in who he hasnt brung and why
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
Read this as 'welbeck a funny prick', thought steady on there, deems.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
Also NV's original dn on this thread is genius.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
was kinda hoping for a team based around Shelvey pinging long balls for Vardy and Rashford but instead he's gone for dull Spurs competency. probably the right decision.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHcwa33I8UY
none of my teams are in the world cup (scotland are never, chile are usually, if chile aren't italy is the backup - I'm 1/16th italian mamma mia) so I'm backing england
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
yeah agree shelvey pinging long balls wld have been fun but i don't think many teams will play a high enough line to make it viable
― ogmor, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
(xp) No chance, I don't even like many of the players.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
no wazza, no stevie g, no fat frank, no EBJT (he wasn't in the squad last time around admittedly), no joe hart. big improvement from the 3 lines
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link
The players are so dull and anonymous this time though.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
Apart from Alli, who's a dick.
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
Who should have gone instead of Welbeck, Ashley Barnes?
5th choice forward is not a role with an abundance of names to pick from
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
Shelvey definitely the most hard done by
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link
Shelvey earns everything he doesn't get
― look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link
the only interesting/long term attacking option wld have been sessegnon
― ogmor, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link
Oh I don't feel bad for him or anything
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link
Sessegnon would have just been Walcott mk 2
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
some low key functional competency will be a refreshing change for England altho Ray Wilson appears to have died of outrage RIP
― look I'm sorry it was only a joke (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
Rashford's fairly lucky to be in there based on this season's performances tbh
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
so's danny rose
― ogmor, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link
danny rose is lucky based on his career performances tbh
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link
xps barnes has declared for austria iirc
― nxd, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link
think bertrand over rose and smalling over jones but dont have too much a problem with the squad
― nxd, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link
xpsRIP Ray Wilson, fucking Ingerland class of sixty-yawn and ex corpse shagging funeral director, and bloody true legend according to our lot, cos he did national service in the Middle east and the cunt only ever earned 6 pounds of rabbit lard and a threepenny bit per week. Build a statue etc ... yawn...
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
probably a bit harsh, but I had just read some abysmal comments by some prick who was also repping for Allardarse earlier and was at breaking point.
― calzino, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link
danny rose > ashley cole just never fit and seems to have his personality
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
not sure what I can do in the face of such an opinion other than FP
― ogmor, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
I like bertrand but rose has looked v good in the past and looks to have a higher ceiling. he's mb coming back into form now
― ogmor, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link
pep guardiola has cost england a wc final
his fraudulent pretence that walker, stones and sterling (surrounded as they are by genuine class in a working system) are in any way good at their actual jobs put southgate in an impossible decision.
southgate should nonetheless have picked his best centre halves but you can see how that is a tough ask
sterling was prob always going to play but as the tournament progressed its clearer and clearer that he is a bad footballer without an actual position.
twenty tapins is fuck all use to an england team that doesnt set up tapins and where it takes seventy tapin chances to score him
if southgate learns from this and sticks to basic "pick best players in best formation" this could be a very good platform.
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link
Trippier too good to drop, Walker too expensive. Tbf to Pep, he has only started Walker in a three twice.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link
Pep couldn't even be bothered keeping up the pretence with Stones
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link
after that mandzukic goal he'll be known as standing stones wha
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
Walker and Sterling were both great tonight, it was the footballers around them who weren't up to scratch. Put a Modric or Eriksen or KDB in there and they'd be world beaters, but no such English player exists.All of England's problems now lie in central midfield but this has all been hugely encouraging.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link
idk where youre getting that first statement, matt.
i dont think englands centre backs have had much to do all tournament and when it was time for them to withstand some pressure, they didnt.
both goals were errors, walker involved in each- i dont think thats just my prejudices (which only exist because he is bad at just this stuff- concentration and not making errors) talking.
admittedly its a managerial error to out him at cb, tho the argument that his pace is the reason might have some merit.
having both he and trippier defending deep crosses is a major issue tho, and under two high balls tonight that showed.
stones being left for dead by mandzukic, tho, jesus.
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link
Hard to see how putting I dunno Smalling or Cahill or ShawX in there would have helped.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link
too easy to say that theyd have won both headers! but even in the first half walker and stones were blind/short passing themselves into trouble.
theres more than maguire had earned a shot in a 3 and theyre ahead of the lads in your post above on merit (even just on the merit of havent been proven not to work, at least).
dyou think dele was a) injured all tournament or b) is not very good lately, and especially without eg eriksen?
not sure england alli is england level tbh.
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link
There were plenty of occasions last night where Walker was there, outpacing the Croatia attackers and able to get to the ball ahead of them, snuffing out the attack in the process. I thought the back three in general moved the ball around well under pressure and helped turn defence into attack. Its significant that England didn't really resort to just lumping it upfield at any point.We needed high ball playing defenders because what England transparently lack are central midfielders capable of moving the ball around quickly under pressure and really controlling the game, let alone a playmaker or anyone capable of playing a really incisive final pass. An energetic but limited player like Henderson was hopelessly overworked and I don't think Alli had a very good tournament. Sterling's final ball was often bad but he was England's best attacking outlet and they were blunted when he went off. Croatia were struggling to deal with him.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 12 July 2018 06:41 (five years ago) link