pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Yeah whoever made this could have tried harder.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

how is october doing? they keep trying to tie it into the main p4k site and it is so transparent

marcos, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

Needs more Stranger Things headlines.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

And James Franco sexual assault allegations.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

"Bon Jovi are as divisive as it gets, but in a karaoke setting, “It’s My Life” has a supernatural ability to bring a room together"

billstevejim, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 04:19 (six years ago) link

how is october doing? they keep trying to tie it into the main p4k site and it is so transparent

― marcos, Tuesday, January 23, 2018 2:02 PM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc october reads like it was written by a martian assigned to cover beer

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link

"Dylan Farrow Slams Justin Timberlake for Working With Woody Allen"

skip, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 06:08 (six years ago) link

is this the 2nd longest thread on ilx?

niels, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 07:02 (six years ago) link

What’s the longest?

You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 08:13 (six years ago) link

why do I hate that artist thing facebook thread

niels, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link

ooooh was confused for a sec mixing up 'longest' & 'oldest'

flappy bird, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

there used to be a ILX user by the name "Ryan Pitchfork" always wondered if it was this dude

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

i think so?

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

6 Great Albums Named After Other Great Albums

And Yo La Tengo aren’t the only veteran indie rockers pulling a “call me by your name” at the moment.

wordplay!

flappy bird, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

Haha nice headline today, Katherine

Evan, Monday, 29 January 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

was actually very surprised it got used

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 29 January 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

Iol kudos on that

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 January 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

hahaha, that is amazing! very good piece, too.

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 January 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

hat tip

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 29 January 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link

not according to all the hate mail I'm getting. love to stay up until 5 am so everyone can hate me

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 29 January 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

the justin timberlake review is another savage throwback. easy target but still

It’s remarkable how few ideas are contained within this hour-plus Blue Ridge Mountains mood board of an album. Man of the Woods is a misstep large enough to merit relitigating Justin Timberlake’s status as a pop superstar. How much of his career should we chalk up to fortune, privilege, and an essential malleability? Is working with Pharrell Williams and Timbaland—pantheon-level producers who collaborated extensively with Timberlake at or near the peak of their powers, and continue to do so—an act of creative genius, or just kismet? There may be no definite answers. But Man of the Woods’ failure invites the questions.

flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

lol damn

6 Albums Out Today You Should Listen To Instead of Justin Timberlake

flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

6 IPAs to enjoy while not listening to the new Justin Timberlake album: Listen

President Keyes, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

The tone of vindictive glee in that review is wayyyyy over the top. Like, the writer just desperately wanted the album to be bad because it proved the theory of Justin Timberlake they've been sitting on for the last 15 years and now the cultural and political climate is finally right for them to slam-dunk on him without losing any of their cool cred.

triggercut, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link

yeah and they built up to this review a day or two ago with an article dragging him for working with Toby Keith. like we are supposed to shit a brick because the guy about to play his second super bowl once worked with Toby Keith.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

it's funny cos there is a link right there to when they gave him a BNM. i suppose when you suit the narrative, things are good

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link

I've had the same theory for the last 15 years

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/the-50-best-albums-of-1998/

neutral milk hotel not topping this list is some end-of-an-era shit right there

josh az (2011nostalgia), Monday, 12 February 2018 06:15 (six years ago) link

They've finally I Get Wet'd Boy With The Arab Strap.

triggercut, Monday, 12 February 2018 06:48 (six years ago) link

Truly, “Celebrity Skin” was the “Look What You Made Me Do” of its day.

billstevejim, Monday, 12 February 2018 06:55 (six years ago) link

But yeah, I'm not too surprised at ITAOTS not getting #1 on a Pitchfork list in 2018. It definitely would have hit #1 if they made this list 10 years ago, but they seem to value Influence On What Is Popular Now and Genre Diversity over everything else at the moment. No one making widely loved music today is shouting out Elephant 6. I mean, there's a touch of NMH about that Richard Dawson album from last year but it seems to owe more to fantasy tales and old folk songs than anything NMH did.

triggercut, Monday, 12 February 2018 07:04 (six years ago) link

i'm pleasantly surprised not only that Elliott Smith's XO placed so high, but also that it placed above In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

flappy bird, Monday, 12 February 2018 07:47 (six years ago) link

there's a lot of good albums on that list, if I were a teenager in 2018 I imagine it would be a great resource

niels, Monday, 12 February 2018 08:03 (six years ago) link

whenever I see the opening posts I wonder if most of the criticism itt is nonsensical

niels, Monday, 12 February 2018 08:06 (six years ago) link

xp agreed

flappy bird, Monday, 12 February 2018 08:13 (six years ago) link

the palm album has a lot of elephant six elements. it also just got a meh mid six review so....

maura, Monday, 12 February 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link

(also it more resembles the fringier e6 bands like secret square, spindly textures and off kilter melodies. i think it’s very good)

maura, Monday, 12 February 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link

This is actually a pretty P4k Classic list with a lot of IDM and indie rock that looks p indistinguishable from the ca. 2002 lists when they started getting serious about Top 50s. I would imagine about 35-40 of these would have made the cut if they had crossed the 12 Rods/Billy Breathes point earlier. Certainly not my Top 50 but def feels like that ol’ 4k. Can’t knock the hustle

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 12 February 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

*sheds a single tear for Mansun*

imago, Monday, 12 February 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link

Black Star and the back end of Hello Nasty have aged very poorly tho

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 12 February 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

still dig "I Don't Know" because it reminds me of cute dumb guys sharing drunken wisdom whom I momentarily crushed on in college.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

This is actually a pretty P4k Classic list with a lot of IDM and indie rock that looks p indistinguishable from the ca. 2002 lists when they started getting serious about Top 50s. I would imagine about 35-40 of these would have made the cut if they had crossed the 12 Rods/Billy Breathes point earlier. Certainly not my Top 50 but def feels like that ol’ 4k. Can’t knock the hustle

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, February 12, 2018 9:26 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i think the inclusion of a couple emo albums is maybe the only "correction" they've made.

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 February 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

genuinely thought Celebrity Skin would hit top ten

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

i actually bought 11 of these when they came out which is a pretty high percentage for me and a pitchfork list. (outkast, massive attack, air, boredoms, madonna, gang starr, mercury rev, hole, mark hollis, sunny day real estate, rza.)

i would still play boredoms, mark hollis, and sunny day in 2018. don't need to hear the rest. though mezzanine will always be super cool. i didn't know a single person on earth who was excited about the release of the mark hollis record other than me at the time.

scott seward, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

expected tori amos to not be on it; did not expect fiona apple to not be on it

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

...probably because that came out in 1999 lol shit

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

why did I think that was a '98 album

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

juvenile and dmx far too low

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link

From the Choirgirl Hotel is my favorite Amos but I've only seen fervent fandom on this board and FB.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link

I think I asked for (and got) CDs of the RZA, the Beck and Chef Aid for Christmas of 1998

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 12 February 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link


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