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Phil,
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thanks,

phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?

phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?

his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet

he never answers

phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n

(don't) Ask Dr. Phil
bcz he'll break u heart

# A drunk driving fatality happens approximately every 40 minutes. Get pertinent info so you know when you've tossed back too many. Tune in!about 3 hours ago from web

how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!

dr. pill?
dr. shill?

does dr. phil become dr. grill on the weekends? i bet he does

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oh i get it

I love this album! Except 2nd "Home by the Sea." It's a tossup between the last two tracks, but I went with "It's Gonna Get Better," which sounds like heaven. That song seems to share a feel with certain other songs from '83, like Dylan's "Jokerman" and Cyndi Lauper's "When U Were Mine," that I can't quite put my finger on. They feel static, but have fluid basslines with sort of a shimmery overlay. Maybe it's just me.

― dr. phil, Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:09 AM

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wtf who is that

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Someone who likes Brad Paisley?

Rolling Country 2009 Thread

I have to admit I saw that and was surprised by your <3 for him.

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i cannot be reached 4 comment

GOD DAMN IT PHIL

this turns my whole world upside down bc i had a lot of respect for dr phil before hearing about this

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12. Good Freaking Lord!! Surely, Dr. "Feel" has bigger problems than this crazy chick. Like getting rid of the lingering, wafting skunk odor out of his rubber watch band and his house.

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 7th 2009 by Mon Dieu!

Dr. Phil-er-up

this was pretty ill-timed dr. phil, what with the birth of your grandchild and all

ughh

He's innocent! She touched his hand with her boob!

(btw I don't like him but that suit sounds like bullshit)

― the taint of Macca is strong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean, kind of, but that's also a lot to just like, make up

whatever i'm just excited to have a reason to hate him

i read 4 sentences about it and i conclude she is lying

the "held captive" part is my favorite

ughh

― surm, Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:20 PM

4:20 PM

also
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dr. phil at 13

get @ me surm

haha

Date of Birth
1 September 1950, Vinita, Oklahoma, USA

Birth Name
Phillip Calvin MacGraw

Nickname
Dr. Phil

Height
6' 4" (1.93 m)

Personal Quotes

"Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself."

Trade Mark

Does a one-finger-wave in the beginning of each of his shows to his wife Robin in the audience.

The line "And how is that working out for you?"

Thick Southern Accent

u a tall motherfucker phil

Last week, 56-year-old Shirley Dieu said she would sue the TV personality and Paramount Pictures over alleged misconduct during a series of therapy session.

Dieu claims that between October 9 and 11 in 2007, McGraw held her captive in a room “with a completely naked live man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all.”

Dieu also says that McGraw hypnotised her, deprived her of sleep and groped her breast.

errgh

TMZ.com reports that a second woman has come forward claiming that she had to endure a similar ordeal with the former Oprah Winfrey Show star.

The woman, Crystal Matchett, has filed a lawsuit saying she was also made to share a room with a “completely naked man, who was exposing his entire naked body, genitals and all.”

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