'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

just thinking I've never seen Russell Slade and Conte in the same room.

I haven't noticed Charlie Austin for years but is he really a worse option than Andy Carroll?

Luckily I sold all my bitcoin last month and bought Emile heskey

Austin is out with a hamstring injury and pending 3 match suspension to follow, so probably not turning heads for managers looking for short term fixes in this window. But he'd still be a better option than that donkey.

For all the stick Mourinho gets for being boring, this Chelsea team are generally much worse to watch. When Hazard's not on it, there's just nothing there

ah lennon off to burnley instead
hopefully he won't take the place of johann berg gudmundsson >:(

This is amazing. Giggs' final team meeting as Man United caretaker manager. Lol. pic.twitter.com/fbvlCywZDz

— Sean 🌹 (@shornKOOMINS) January 16, 2018

lol! I think if the Welsh FA had seen that gem they might have realised they would have been better served employing the Cefn Druids kitman than this fucking tool.

boy is my face red

What a goal! 😱

Sumptuous build-up play from Chelsea as Willian doubles their lead within 10 minutes!

Watch Brighton v Chelsea on Sky Sports PL now! https://t.co/nRR6DfVF71

— Sky Sports PL (@SkySportsPL) January 20, 2018

omg Giggseh loooooooooool

the minute's applause for Cyrille Regis felt very otm.

Bad injury in everton game ?

McCarthy double leg break

Marco Silva has been sacked, which looks like a bizarre decision unless he’s was planning an exit strategy to take over from Allardyce.

Huh

They haven't been great lately so either they've got someone lined up and it's just Watford being Watford or something's happened behind the scenes.

Quite amusing to imagine how the Stoke board must be feeling right now.

tbf they have five points from the last ten games but they have been much better this season than anyone could have reasonably expected.

The theory seems to be that he is being courted by Everton and wasn’t allowed to leave - but still wants to in the summer - so has stopped trying but idk.

i was thinking yesterday they're in a slump but maybe we're going to replace Nuno after losing 2 games on the bounce

Watford Football Club has parted company with Marco Silva.

This has been a difficult decision and one not taken lightly. The Club is convinced the appointment of Silva was the right one and had it not been for the unwarranted approach by a Premier League rival for his services we would have continued to prosper under his leadership.

The catalyst for this decision is that unwarranted approach, something which the Board believes has seen a significant deterioration in both focus and results to the point where the long-term future of Watford FC has been jeopardised.

For the security and success of the football club, the Board believes it has to make a change.

The Club will seek to make a swift appointment and there will be no further comment until that appointment has been made.

Awful and had been coming.

Third time Southampton had the opportunity to flash a ball across basically unchallenged.

Good job Southampton can’t defend either though.

Read from a professional football writer after everton match that aurier was beginning to show signs of the complete full back we paid for and I thought u stupid cunt I hope u rot

There is no excuse for sissoko in a spurs shirt

Not with Lamela in the bench.

The midfield has been terrible without exception.

Son off, Sissoko remains.

Criminal not to get the ball away there

Shite

We're in a funny phase of making terrible teams look solid and threatening

another performance with aimless, ponderous build up play, missed eriksen but it's poch's fault imo

We're in a funny phase of making terrible teams look solid and threatening

if you could keep that up for just one more prem game that would be great thanks

Don’t think Memphis Depay could of put this more top corner. What a belter to make it 2-1 in the 94th minute vs PSG pic.twitter.com/4a3XV4WZ5V

— Cosmo Khan (@CosmoKhan7) January 21, 2018

Sanchez to MU, Mkhi to Arse

'I am thrilled to be joining the biggest club in the world.'

lol

did Mkhitaryan really say that?

sanchez

aw

https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/07/29/636053949836026113-1774373116_hc-dip-ronaldo-wink.jpeg

NV you weren't even kidding were you?!

"Mkhitaryan 'always dreamed of playing for Arsenal'"

i read that as "always dreamed of not playing for Moyes"

thought about doing a poll as to whose career gets the bigger boost until the end of the season but i cannot be bothered tbh

same

Jesus Christ why would anyone sign for mourinho

starts with a "f" and ends with a "ourteen million pound per year"

He could have got that not working for a cunt who plays shit football

maybe he found Pep's air of wounded saintliness offputting

There are others again.

I'm sad that alexis has gone to man u as i don't see them going anywhere and i would have liked him to chase silverware with his last big contract.

although at 300k a week I'm sure he won't be too upset

I feel the same, and I still pretend to like Man U.

Amazing

Swans as dire as you can imagine, go 1-0 up

utd squad: assemble! ;)