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dunno boutchoo but im a socketpup
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, November 22, 2018 11:41 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and it's gonna be a long long time
― sarahell, Thursday, November 22, 2018 11:57 AM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but less funny
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Thursday, November 22, 2018 12:21 PM (three months ago
― sarahell, Friday, 8 March 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link
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One night, many moon ago, me and friends, we go into bar and grill restaurant in Nashville Tenesee, famous home of music star Trace Atkins. We walk in, we sit down, we order a beers and basket of chicken's wings. Then, we see him. There on the patio, four table from us. We can't believe it. We can't believe whether or not is him.
I say to my friends "I believe is Trace Atkins, award winning country and western music singer. I will go to him, I will say hello." They say "yes, do this, reveal to us whether or not is really Trace." I have nervous, but I know I must do.
I stand and I walk to Trace. He is eating hamburger and french fries, drinking glass with beer, doing crossword puzzle all alone at table. I say "Excuse me sir, Trace Atkins?"
He says, "yes, I am Trace Atkins."
I say to him, "Mister Atkins sir I know you from your music. My friends and I. We know your face. We all know your songs, we all love your songs. You are so talent at music and you bring us much happiness, much joy. Is pleasure to eat near you Mister Atkins."
Trace say to me, "Thank you."
I say to him, "Mister Atkins. I see you enjoy hamburger, french fries, and beer. And I no wish to bother. But I have for you question. There is something I wish to know."
Trace say, "yes, go on."
I say, "is personal."
Trace say, "please, ask."
I say, "Trace Atkins, in your heart, do you have racisms?"
Trace wipe his mouth with napkin and put napkin down. He straighten his back. He look left, he look right. He look at me, he clear throat, and he say something I never forget. Ever.
"I have no racisms in my heart," says Trace.
"But," he say, "you think is beer in glass that I drink," says Trace Atkins, "but is not beer. Is pee. I love to drink pee."
Then, I knew the man was not really at all Trace Atkins.
Because the real Trace Atkins, he very much have in heart deep racisms. But he do not, ever, drink pee.
― del griffith, Saturday, 17 August 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link
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Etymology 2[edit]
From the acronym GAU (“worst-case scenario”).
Noun[edit]
Gau m (genitive Gaus or Gaues, plural Gaue)
(informal) an accident, a calamity quotations ▲
Roland Kopp-Wichmann, Depression ist für das Herz genauso schädlich wie Rauchen:
Außerdem neigen die Blutplättchen von depressiven Menschen eher dazu, sich zu Gerinnseln zusammenzuballen. Diese können irgendwann wichtige Adern verstopfen und einen Gau im Herzen oder Hirn auslösen.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
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