Jo!sla)xa

wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit

― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, January 12, 2018 2:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

I drive 77mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit.

― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:58 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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aloha darkness my old friend (katherine) wrote this on thread pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.) on board I Love Music on Sep 11, 2018

if someone asks you what your favorite food is you don't consult the national restaurant association to figure out what the most popular lunch item is in 2018, you say what your favorite food is

this is a great post

When I was 18 I uncovered a little-known voter fraud loophole and voted twice. While university students were accounted for, one thing HM Gov hadn't borne in mind was boarding school pupils. I turned 18 a few months before the 2005 GE but was still in residence at Westminster for the election; I received voting cards both there and at home. So, during the day, I travelled back to the safe Labour seat of Lewisham East and showed my scorn for that warmonger Blair by voting Lib Dem (except instead of an X in the box I drew a little hand with its finger upraised, so grandly did I cherish my uniqueness). Come evening, I returned to the safe Tory seat of Westminster and having already cast my 'real' vote, put my X beside the Veritas candidate - yes, the hard-right party led by Kilroy - for what are nowadays termed 'the lulz'. I believe the clincher was the candidate's address, at a location known as Little Britain.

A year later I joined ILX, and continued to demonstrate excellent qualities therein.

― imago, Tuesday, November 6, 2018 4:52 PM (yesterday)

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Feb 3, 2019

Arthur Hitler

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.) wrote this on thread woody allen on board I Love Everything on May 13, 2016

Read that as Arthur Hitler

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Oct 18, 2012

Arthur Hitler

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Coffee [Started by Ally in October 2001, last updated five hours ago by Yerac on I Love Everything]

probably the closest we will come to a user named "Ylla"

Choose Your Own Coronavirus Adventure

Your friend Sam says it would be a great idea to come to the little house party they're throwing tonight. You aren't sure. "Don't they say we should stay inside?" you ask. Sam is adamant. "You don't want to miss this."

If you go to the party turn to page 34. Otherwise go to page 52.

p. 34

That’s what your mind is telling itself, anyway, as the last cells of your cerebral cortex burst in starburst waves, like the glowing algae in a midnight lagoon. In the isolation ward, your EKG goes to a steady tone. The doctors take away the ventilator and give it to a patient who arrived this morning. In the official records of the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll be recorded as victim No. 592.

The End

― Mordy, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A+

Amazing

Aye.

Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else

― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:16 (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Amazing. It's Jo!sla)xa, trenchant, excelsior, vmic all rolled into one.

yeah. I know. but by this standard generations blend imperceptibly more often than not, and the standard labels promoted by marketers and feature writers confuse matters more than they illuminate.

the boomers started at a great dividing point, where WWII had kept young men and women physically apart and children very few, then suddenly the men came back and mating exploded almost instantly. but that sharply defined beginning point gives a false sense of unity to the boomers, because no one can say when that generation really ended or the next began.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, May 4, 2020 6:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok boomer

― mookieproof, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:53 PM (yesterday)

Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza

But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust

I am wading into the ocean as I type this

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 16:41 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This one's confusing me because I'm not sure what it's supposed to be indicative of? esby's contempt for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by ILXors? Or esby parodying the kneejerk contempt of ILXors for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by esby? Having heard esby's own music, I can only assume it's the latter.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:14 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

esby's own music is, as far as we know, psych-rock/kosmische

― imago, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:16 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Exactly, indie.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:17 AM (yesterday)

Hitler

― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Which one?

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― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Bridget Hitler’s Diary

― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:43 PM (yesterday)

cabbage is a conservative and a child molester

etc

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 6, 2020 3:05 AM (seven hours ago)

Is this Grateful Dead? Why does everyone call them The Dead?

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, August 21, 2020 12:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

great question Robert Adam Gilmour, can i call you Bob?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, August 21, 2020 12:57 PM (yesterday)

Never used it, generally prefer my reality unfiltered and have never gotten annoyed or irritated enough to want to go through the trouble.

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i thought i clicked on the coffee thread and you were talking about drinking "really unfiltered" coffee because you never used your complicated coffee maker

― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:38 PM (yesterday)

yeah he aaa in michigan last week

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink

Oh shit he get a flat?

― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:16 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

was a touching tribute to auto workers

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:17 AM (six days ago)

maybe if FP was more fun to use people would do that but nothing happens. it's not like when you text someone happy birthday on iphone and it makes balloons pop up on your screen.

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, October 10, 2020 1:20 PM (yesterday)

but it's a smaller proportion given the larger turnout right

― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i come from englande with maths

― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:09 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

No imago, 2.2% is more than 2.1%

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:10 PM (one hour ago)

I'm pretty sure that Mrs. Jackson knew that Outkast fucked her daughter before she heard that song.

― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:44 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

another actor from Bosom Manor has died

"for me, caring requires a willingness to engage, not just observe."

Wrong again!

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 3:34 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm glad you won't be my caregiver in old age.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, June 28, 2022 8:38 AM (one hour ago)

Who has more "enthusiasm" for the Beatles: A teenage girl in 1964 screaming until she's blue in the face and passes out or a smug, self-satisfied 2022 Holden Caulfield nerd who posts "born in the wrong era" image macros on 4chan. Who can say?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (eighteen minutes ago)