keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

The pudding, supplied by Royal butcher HM Sheridan of Ballater, was the perfect size, weight and diameter, he said.

GAWD BLESS YOU MA'AM

Royal England

WE STAND WITH U, BRITANNIA.

https://i.imgur.com/zbeYfNV.png

lol

nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs

- hey i got you some english muffins
- i have no idea what these are
- and this is bacon
- please leave

“I can’t believe this is happening”

someone-said-pippa-middletons-dress-looks-like-a-can-of-arizona-ice-tea

nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs

or a jar of Bonne Maman jam.

Harry’s manicured stubble makes me almost want to resume a daily shaving regimen

Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth

Now he's got the marriage over with, he's just Prince Andrew Mk. II, a completely pointless individual, the fucking baby Kate just squeezed out is more important than him, a baby is his superior and he's, like, 32.

Who gives a shit

Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth

High hopes on their first born being called Ralph here.

ModCloth
The Pippa High-Waisted Bikini Bottom

Oh mate. Oh mate. Youre properly jordached. Youre off that bullwinkle mate

— wint (@dril) August 6, 2020

These thick-legged birds can sell for over $2,000 pic.twitter.com/CJLekd8d45

— Business Insider (@businessinsider) December 20, 2020

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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bugzy-malone-manchester-crown-court-bury-cole-miami-b954158.html

Rapper Bugzy Malone punched two strangers in “retribution” and broke their jaws after he wrongly believed they intruded and attacked his home, a court has heard.

The unlikely backdrop to the incident on September 9 2018 was the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom, near Bury jurors at Manchester Crown Court were told.

remember the good times
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oi mates!

they're not even British you ignorant git!

(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)

― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 5:56 AM (eleven years ago)

DCI Rebecca Fenney-Menzies, of Northumbria police, said