I decided that masculinity was a scam when I came into the classroom on the first day of year 8 and found two boys discussing the various lynx scents with an air of authority
― ogmor, Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link
Thread delivering again
― bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 12 January 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/03/15/yogurt-005-cd7c076c4ee341bf948caa3d0d740146b1663f73-s800-c85.jpg
― rb (soda), Friday, 12 January 2018 02:47 (six years ago) link
http://www.butterflylondon.com/wp-content/uploads/r-POWERFUL-YOGURT-large57011.jpg
BULLSHIT YOGURT
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Friday, 12 January 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link
omg lolyogurt for men
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 12 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
fat free yogurt is so gross
BROGURT
― mime kampf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 January 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link
I saw an Oikos yogurt ad on tv yesterday that was one of these! The website is over half women in stylish fitness gear, but it's got black packaging and the ad featured a football player talking about eating his yogurt.
― mh, Friday, 12 January 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link
All the world loves a loverAll the girls in every landomAnd to know the joy of loving Is to live in the world of Mandom
― mick signals, Friday, 12 January 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link
So the yogurt container has actual abs cut into it. I want to attach pipe cleaners and googly eyes, but that would mean actually buying one.
― rb (soda), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
do it
for the content
― gbx, Saturday, 13 January 2018 03:00 (six years ago) link
https://mancavecrafteats.com/
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 19 January 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link
It was only a few seconds but I still spent way too long wondering what a 'craf teat' was.
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
'Man cave' is basically my least favorite neologism of the 21st Century.
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link
http://www.countryliving.com/gardening/garden-ideas/a35458/how-to-make-your-own-she-shed/
― godzillas in the mist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link
he shed she shed by the seashore
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link
She shed you don't undershtand what I shed
― how's life, Friday, 19 January 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link
WE ARE A COALITION OF CREATIVE MINDED, RENEGADE FOOD GEEKS. OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVE. WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT.
― rb (soda), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVEWE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT
― rb (soda), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
OUR DRIVE TO CREATE AND DESIRE TO DISRUPT ARE THE CORE OF MAN CAVEHow do I parse? Shit broetry. Our drive to create, and our desire to disrupt, are the core of the man cave. The core of the cave. The cave’s core is creative. And destructive. Creativity on the one hand and the desire to disrupt are on the other. Not disruption, but the desire to disrupt. Men want to make stuff, and think about disruptive stuff and that is deep in their holes.
― rb (soda), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
People are getting so good at confidently and casually spewing utter bullshit.
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
Men are!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DAVID. OUR GOLIATH BEING THE MACRO MEAT INDUSTRY. WITH RENEGADE ABANDON WE CHARGE FORWARD TO DELIVER MICRO BATCH GOODNESS. WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE GIANT. I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE. EBEORIETEMETHHPITI
― soref, Friday, 19 January 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeI2HiCjlIn/?hl=en&taken-by=versace_tamagotchi
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
hey so on this Facebook music listening group i asked something about the name 4 Men With Beards and someone replied that the name is a joke, that the records are "for men with beards." good lord at not only me missing the joke but also that terrible name.
― omar little, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:20 (six years ago) link
didn't know where else to post it so etc etc
― omar little, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
LIVE OUT LOUDPUNCH YOUR DREAMFUCK YOGURTDRINK MANDOMCARESS YOUR MEATSMAKE THE WORLD YOUR MAN CAVE
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
xp that's a good x-post to "Things you were shockingly old when you learned"
also: god damn it, I just got it
― mh, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link
ugh i hate seeing "4 men with beards" in huge letters when i look at a recordit has always irritated me because 1) it lacks imagination and 2) thanks (no thanks) for the image of 4 men with beards on my shirley collins reissue, you self-involved jerks
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link
i remember how crestfallen i was to open Scott 4 and see that logo on the center label.
― omar little, Friday, 19 January 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link
That is making me reassess "4 Non Blondes."
― godzillas in the mist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link
always curious about those vinyl reissue labels. seems like you can just get license to print the 2 most famous Iggy Pop albums rip those CDs and send them to UPR.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link
I always heard 4 Men With Beards had ties to the Italian mobalso I think they are notorious for ripping CD masters to vinylbut some of their stuff is nicethey are like the sketchy parking lot version of Light in the Attic
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link
i think i only have one (two?) of their records but i feel aggravated when i see the logo
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link
Cory "Sludge" Cove, one of the hosts of our local sports talk station's (KFAN) Power Trip Morning Show is a HUGE 311 fan like he travel to see them at Red Rocks and stuff and says without a doubt they are the best band ever, way better than the Beatles or anyone, he got in an argument with one of the Boomer hosts about 311 vs. the Beatles, it's almost weird
but he also famously only eats chicken strips
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link
read that post three times and it should be depressing but I'm giggling
― mh, Friday, 19 January 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVcjBumXUAEmff3.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link
Bet he wears a vest though.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link
I think I prefer the German version
http://car-use-blog.eu/lat/wp-content/plugins/special-recent-posts/cache/srpthumb-p7660-450x249-no.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link
real men can't drive?
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:22 (six years ago) link
we die like real men: cursing our pea brained masculine stupidity as our chest cavity fills with the blood from our ruptured aorta.
― omar little, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link
isn't the german version meant to be an ironical commentary on the shittiness of the car?
of course the american version has to distort it into something 100% earnest and over the top macho
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
^^ gets it
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JC4yAv1.jpg
― mick signals, Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link
I can make my own thank you very much
― bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 03:42 (six years ago) link
I have to put this somewhere and although it's not exactly right for the thread I don't know where else to put it.
http://i66.tinypic.com/300r9f5.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link
https://btbgrooming.co.uk/
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link
after showering, apply this gel to your BALLS