http://thehardtimes.net/news/breaking-lana-del-rey-ordered-pay-want-radiohead-lawsuit/
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link
https://politics.theonion.com/fbi-warns-republican-memo-could-undermine-faith-in-mass-1822639681
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link
The Peter K. Rosenthal review of Fifty Shades Freed has some things to say about the relationship between reviewer and audience
https://youtu.be/N8OMMMsONf4
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link
that's one of the better late Lynch riffs I've seen
― Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link
Lucky Bastard Gets To Be In Coma
― Simon H., Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
Ugh reminds me uncomfortably of the uncomfortably fond lack of memory I have about being under general anesthesia.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link
general anastasia
― mh, Sunday, 18 February 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link
It's Official: Onion Inc.’s Groveling, Ungrateful Staffers Unionize pic.twitter.com/XVYFYbcU19— Onion Inc Union (@OnionIncUnion) April 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 April 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link
God bless the goddamn Union
― bhad bhabie...you gon' hurt your bhack (voodoo chili), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link
there is strength in an onion
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link
It doesn't get any better than the title (so the URL's enough), but it's a great title.
― clemenza, Saturday, 21 April 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-agrees-to-hear-new-jack-white-album-1825391171
They've been doing some absolutely brutal stuff lately
https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-recounts-harrowing-heroic-war-story-of-kil-1826048745
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 08:18 (five years ago) link
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-fascinated-by-israeli-cultural-tradition-of-mass-1826014445
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 08:21 (five years ago) link
Sources confirmed Netanyahu concluded the solemn ceremony with a 21-gun salute fired directly into a group of Palestinian protesters.
https://www.theonion.com/netanyahu-announces-day-of-mourning-for-fence-damaged-i-1826046925
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 08:32 (five years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/coffee-cultivation-merely-extends-the-system-of-coloni-1826427318
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/try-this-filling-superfood-smoothie-to-power-you-throug-1826259036
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 31 May 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/immigrant-child-still-hoping-to-achieve-american-dream-1826839711?rev=1529004587757&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_content=Main
― nickn, Friday, 15 June 2018 02:54 (five years ago) link
"Everyone in pride parade straight"https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--N7licUa4--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ksbxzmd1di9mftehkcuy.jpg
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 25 June 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
still exhausting: the cycle of a media site getting acquired/starts a hiring spree, inevitably meaning a two-year countdown until people lose their jobs
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-onion-clickhole-av-club-brace-for-layoffs
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Saturday, 7 July 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link
Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy ‘A Pissy Little Shithead’
There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a ‘pointless fuckwad’ and a ‘moronic scumbag’ that I would like submitted for the record.”
― Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 July 2018 07:36 (five years ago) link
Have we talked about how Morrissey and Onion film critic Peter Rosenthal are slowly becoming the same person?
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link
The Rosenthal videos are fantastic
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
yes thy are so classic.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
this is great too:
The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFABajBNDJg
so good
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link
https://local.theonion.com/local-dipshit-planning-on-fighting-trump-administration-1819580140
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 August 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link
lol I have actually seen quite a bit of this on local press
earnest btu futile
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link
Morbs knows all about the pleasures of futility
― faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link
as useless as tweeting against his giant wall of angry anti-tweets he will obviously never read
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link
I still fall back on this one. There are at least a couple people I know who sound just like this. https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/excuse-me-mr-trump-sir-but-respectfully-dr-trump-1825886973
― mh, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
People who talk like that probably un-ironically read "X absolutely DESTROYS Trump in scathing twitter takedown" style clickbait
― Evan, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
they follow "Occupy Democrats" or w/e on facebook and unironically repost the images
― mh, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
the US equivalent of The Canary!
― calzino, Thursday, 16 August 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
The Canary has also been criticised by some political pundits on the left, such as Owen Jones, who told PR Week that the website "really promotes conspiracy theories and a lot of things that just aren't right. I worry about the Canary-isation of the left, where it ends up in a bizarre sub-culture that anyone who doesn't agree is seen as part of a conspiracy. But then you do get those blogs on left and right."
haha omg it really is
― mh, Thursday, 16 August 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link
if you posted that to the OD group they'd ask if Owen Jones was russian
This headline made me laugh pretty hard:
Biblical Scholars Find Evidence Church Covered Up For 3 Wise Men Who Molested Baby Jesus
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 16 August 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link
Enjoying medieval onion and clickhole today
https://www.theonion.com/hotshot-peasant-has-window-1828356941https://www.clickhole.com/6-ways-to-avoid-the-bubonic-plague-this-fall-1828143388
― silverfish, Friday, 17 August 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
"It's right there in the Book of Leviticus."
https://local.theonion.com/christian-pornographer-refuses-to-film-sex-tape-for-gay-1828084176
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 August 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-disapproval-rating-reaches-all-time-none-of-this-1828751716
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 September 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link
https://politics.theonion.com/chuck-schumer-relieved-he-s-never-taken-stance-meaningf-1829972180
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
Their coverage of the domestic terrorism stuff this past week has been of a high standard generallyhttps://politics.theonion.com/trump-slams-worldwide-jewish-conspiracy-for-not-doing-m-1830077401https://www.theonion.com/fox-friends-denounces-bombing-suspect-as-overenthus-1830074653
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link
Oh andhttps://politics.theonion.com/man-just-knows-hillary-clinton-going-to-have-opinion-on-1829977759
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link
https://local.theonion.com/pretentious-woman-refers-to-slam-piece-as-partner-1831803116
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M4HNvkPtlg
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link
"...a film that bravely explores the theme of mental health in affluent Asian communities"
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Liberal Feels Like Idiot For Placing Entirety Of Hopes On Mueller Probe Instead Of New York Prosecutors’ Investigation https://t.co/ZlzzG7LLF9 pic.twitter.com/ry3ClO8dFz— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 26, 2019
― Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
Tucker Carlson Challenges Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To A Date
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 09:49 (five years ago) link
Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else
― nonsense upon stilts (Sanpaku), Thursday, 16 May 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
I was just coming to post this.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link