considering a cat

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the only place she likes to sit is on top of me and she keeps giving me a weird cat massage. cat gives me a lot to consider.

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

stickers!!!!!!!!!!!!

phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

lol her real name is "steven"

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i liked "gerbald" too

phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

her breath really does smell like cat food. i wish she would not yawn in my face.

harbl, Thursday, 4 June 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

milfy

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

consider
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2422/3601038823_30e9c986b8_o.jpg

harbl, Saturday, 6 June 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

lol is that bernanke

harbl, Saturday, 6 June 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

him is

my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 6 June 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

doin that bernanke legg

my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 6 June 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

considered!

is it common for cats to jump up to the top of an open door just to sit on it? i made her get down. she is insane.

harbl, Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

my cat will jump on the refrigerator but not the door!! how does she even get up there?

k3vin k., Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

lol my bike has been sitting against the door and first she was just using it to jump up to the top shelf of the closet, which shocked me because it's pretty high. there's blankets stacked in there and she takes naps in them. but i just heard a sound and i looked over and she had jumped all the way up. i tried to help her down and she kept batting at my hand so i had to stand on a chair. i closed the door. that's enough, cat!

harbl, Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

haha my cat would be pissed

k3vin k., Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

is it common for cats to jump up to the top of an open door just to sit on it? i made her get down. she is insane.

YES they love this

my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

a cat that doesn't perch is just a dog that purrs

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^adage machine

my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm just learning about cats. i think she is sulking in a corner since i ended her fun ; )

harbl, Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

so cat was going on her nightly rampage where she uses furniture as her own little obstacle course and pretends she is a gymnast, and something slipped and she went flying through the air (like i saw her upside down in slow motion) and she tried to grab onto my arm and scratched it pretty deep. she is ok but i am i gonna get
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cat_scratch_fever_cover.jpg
please help

harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh that's supposed to be
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Cat_scratch_fever_cover.jpg

harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I really like the name George Benson for a cat. Or one...or the other.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-a-Cat-Scratch

Neosporin tubes bear the warning "do no apply to animal bites," but that's a joke I think.

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

it looks like it will heal, just slightly swollen. guess i'll just have to wait 7 to 14 days to see if symptoms appear!

harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

plenty of time to get your headstone engraved!

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the worst part about a cat scratch is the itching. I've found that even if my cat doesn't break the skin or draw blood, the wound still swells up and starts feeling like one long mosquito bite. cats must have poison ivy toxins in their claws or something equally nasty.

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at unregistered

got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

twice

got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

there's something on animal planet atm about ppl who raise tigers in their house, it's adorable

my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

cat has been a little terrorist these past few days. i'm mad at her.

harbl, Friday, 12 June 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

stop being mean to that cat

got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

we are not friends anymore

harbl, Friday, 12 June 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

was trying to teach her to stop biting me

"shit got heated"

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

my cat actually mauled me today and my chest was covered in blood, my bf freaked out and wanted to kill the cat

what did i do?

i rubbed the cat's belly and said i am so sorry u feel cranky today then i gave him 2 "caribbean catch" treats

stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

this is how u care for a cat

stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ok 1--<3 @ ^

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

2--

stop being mean to that cat

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we are not friends anymore

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess we are friends again but she does annoy me a little when i am trying to study and she comes and

  • lays on top of my book
  • gets mad if i try to turn a page
  • tries to grab pen from my hand
  • will not let me highlight anything

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ok this is having a cat

stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i prefer dogs tbh

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

she was hunting a ladybug and i caught it for her and she acted like it was still right where she was staring and then she found it and sniffed it and it was making that gross ladybug smell and she went "nuf nuf nuf nuf nuf" trying to get the taste out of her mouth! LOL! then it walked toward her and she backed away slowly. this cat is a terrible hunter.

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

but she did find a palmetto bug one morning and chased it under the door for me thanks cat

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

even though i was scared and said "kill it you idiot!"

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

btw
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/3638808606_fbf3d7f221_o.jpg

harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

aw tbh

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

bashful! or maybe just sleepy.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl, all these traits you mention are great reasons never to get a cat, if you ask me. People on dis thread may be right that this is the reality of feline partnership, but you can count me out.

Also there's no excuse for neurotic or bad behavior -- that means your cat is bored and/or unhappy, which is rly your fault for wanting something furry to sleep on your face and chase a laser pointer without considering that it might be more intelligent than you are. This tirade not directed at habrl or anyone here but at legions of urban cat owners who think their horribly behaved pets are appealing.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link


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