Shaq's back

"Earthlings must be careful with what they say," O'Neal said.

Jackson's reply was with a smile: "He's a space cadet, no doubt about it, so I can understand it."

"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over," O'Neal said. ... "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."

Long pause.

"You like that analogy?" he said, obviously pleased with himself. "That was pretty good?"

i don''t like the big cactus w/o facial hair

also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"

OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"

that presser was genius - yay shaq!

why did he apologize to raja bell in spanish? i didnt get that? it was funny anyway tho.

shaq looked pretty damn good for a guy who hadn't played in a month. or at least he did in the 2nd half. kobe was bananas though.

http://shaqisagooddetective.ytmnd.com/

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8479402/Report:-Shaq-accused-of-stalking-female-rapper

old news I guess

LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL

I hope he never stops twittering.

he stopped for liek 24 hours and i was worried. i even twittered my concern.

also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:08 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:11 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

lmao

LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL

i propose an ilh trip to the nba store for basketball handprint comparison lols.

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<3

Drat.

http://twitpic.com/xicf

Is yao ming really a half a million all star votes better than me, my twitterish brothers and sisters about 2 hours ago from txt

Q: What would you do with a time machine?
A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.

One would be Peter pan.

malkovich. malkovich malkovich malkovich.
malkovich?

in a post-game interview he just talked about googling old videos to study his form. we need to get him to post here.

WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.

Q: What would you do with a time machine?
A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.

― Crab Dribble (Clay), Friday, January 9, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday)

shaq with his tracy jordan hat on :D

THE_REAL_SHAQ Im not bored To much homework Workn on my doctorate Coming soon Dr shaq

THE_REAL_SHAQ For those who wanna know, i am getting my doctorate in human resource development Why Because im a people person

I'm guessing U of Phoenix.

I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart 10:57 PM Jan 16th from txt

guys THE_REAL_SHAQ has been working on a hall of fame level twitter-wise the past few days.

WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.

― Leee, Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:24 AM

Whenever I read this thread's title I think of of Shaq's back, and I wonder if he shaves it.

lol

THE_REAL_SHAQ: That was a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow

hahaha

http://i39.tinypic.com/14m3nsk.jpg

He's been sounding sad lately, we should really try to cheer him up.

he's been having a good run lately. 29 pts tonight

Shaquille O'Neal, the newly minted All-Star for the Western Conference, has claimed Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson as new allies, saying the longtime rivalry between himself and the Lakers forward was simply a marketing gimmick.

"We helped you hype it up," the Suns center said late Thursday night in an interview with ESPN's Stephen A. Smith. "I know what I'm doing, brother. I'm the smartest player in the world."

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im going skydiving,shhhh, wish me luck

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im tryn talk steve nash into joining twitter

oh man make this happen, shaq.

Allen iverson cut off his braids, dam hes cute, lol, about 6 hours ago from txt

@scottwheaton, i meant cute like a li baby lol about 2 hours ago from txt

can we get a status report on nashtweeting? i wld <3 some dirk tweets too.

can we get a status report on nashtweeting? i wld <3 some dirk tweets too.

racist

Just leavn lebrons party, i have no voice, can u hear this , ................... C i told u , no voice, lol

Cactus gets meta!

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Just met mickey rorke and the guy from transporter 1 thru 3

THE_REAL_SHAQ the movie push, ok I admit I gotta bootleg version, shhh dnt tell anybody

O’Neal still insists no one can guard him one on one.

“I’m the only player,” he said, “who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.”’

XD so much

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# Thank u u all were my good luck charms today, I appreciate u guysabout 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

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