Is this the part where Greg Kot flies the rockist flag?

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The point of the story is not U2 or the iPod or songs on commercials, bur rather that GREG KOT KNOWS BONO OMG.

mike a, Monday, 23 May 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I would never give a musician my cell phone number.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

SEE THE OMEGA CODE, Matos.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/490000/images/_492964_casper300.jpg
Only Casper Van Dien can save us now!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I defer all of you to the Honorable Neil Tennant's thoughts on U2, circa 1989 (from the highly entertaining Pet Shop Boys, Literally, always swell for a pithy quote):

"What [rock critics} basically want is for it to be like 1969 again. It 's this thing where British – or in U2's case, Irish – groups discover the roots of American music. U2 have discovered this and they're just doing pastiches [his voice rises] and it's reviewed as a serious thing because DYLAN PLAYS ORGAN on some song and B.B. King playso n some throwaway pop song "When Love Comes to Town" that could have been written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It coudl bein Starlight Express if you ask me.

...We hate everything that they are and stand for. We hate it because it's totally stultifying, it says nothing, it is big and pompous and ugly. We hate it for exactly the same reasons Johnny Rotten said he hated dinosaur groups in 1976. To me U2 are a dinosaur group. They're saying nothing but they're pretending to be something. I think they're FAKE."

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

k, but fake what?

I would agree that this line of U2 crit made a lot more sense in 1989 than it does now.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

stultifying, says nothing, Starlight Express, big, pompous, ugly dinosaur fits fine today.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

deny not the power of U2 in the '90s

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Although they made sexy dinosaur music on "Achtung Baby" (which more and more seems like their Exile On Main Street AND Tattoo You all at once: thteir messy best album, a culmination, and their last gasp).

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

but U2 made their best music between Achtung Baby and ATYCLB! Bono's best lyrics, music that weirded out flyover country, and a relative lack of messiah-ness ("relative" being the key word!)

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Tennant: I am king of all PunX0rZ! Fear before teh realness!
Bono: Who is Neil Tennant and why does he keep sending me royalty checks for "Where The Streets Have No Name"?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Reportedly Bono and Edge sent the Pet Shop Boys a fax, written shortly after they heard the PSB cover of "Where The Streets Have No Name". It said, " What have we, what have we, what have we done to deserve this?"

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

music that weirded out flyover country

where, during this period, they were selling out stadiums, incidentally

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

but those are the albums that those who returned for their "comeback" in 2000 always cite as their shitty ones.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

When you get to the kind of scale U2 operate on, sales=quality takes over completely as the critical yardstick.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

So, what IS the rockist flag?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.okladki.friko.pl/audio/wu_tang_clan_-_iron_flag.jpg

No, wait...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I am tempted to start a DC-style punk/hardcore band called "Rockist Flag". Instead of having the simple/memorable 4 black bars logo tatooed on our upper arms, like henry rollins, we are going toi have 10,000 word rockcrit essays tatooed over our entire bodies. Instead of recording a shagging song called "stick it in" we are going to record a 2 hr drone rock piece called "discuss adorno for ever and ever". Instead of gig fliers we are going to stick printouts of ilm threads on the walls of record shops. Instead of calling our album "Damaged" and having someone smashing glass on the cover, it's going to be called "supereducated", and it's going to have a picture of a rock critic reading a really thick book on the cover wait a minute what the fuck am i on about and wtf is the point of this post??

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

stultifying, says nothing, Starlight Express, big, pompous, ugly dinosaur fits fine today.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), May 23rd, 2005.

Anthony Is, in fact, Right. But only because he ignores Achtung Baby, Zooropa, and Tennant's painfully rockist accusation of fakery.

U2 idolaters deserve an undending stream of scorn and mockery. The band and Bono still strike me as quite self-aware and often hilarious.

Usually I read the word "U2" in a headline as "Skip To Next Story," but I was prompted by this thread to actually read the interview. Bono comoes off as far more clearheaded than Kot, whose rockism he challenges in a way that, were he not Bono, many here might support.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I must admit I read the piece and I thought they were about as bad as each other.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Bono fakes it so real he is beyond fake.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Tennant's point is a little more complex than a "rockist accusation of fakery" and is in fact something of an interrogation of the handed-down versions of authenticity etc

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Tennant's point is a little more complex than a "rockist accusation of fakery" and is in fact something of an interrogation of the handed-down versions of authenticity etc

I wish. Cf. Madonna Studies.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

while Achtung Baby and Zooropa are indeed their most charming releases, they are still full of big, pompous and ugly. "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses," people.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

What Tennant said is clumsy, but it seems closer to "U2 sell themselves on their authenticity, but their authenticity is fake" than a straightforward fake=bad argument.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Before this gets too serious, agreed that the Tennant quote is somewhat incoherent and also without context.

It combines any number of half-baked notions, including what appears to be some professional jealousy. I still wish that it were as OTM as this group's interpretation of it is.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"Streets Have No Name/Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" makes his case more clearly

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He's quoted on Depeche Mode's Singles 81-85 slagging off "Blasphemous Rumours", so I can only conclude he's a better Pop performer than critic.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Miccio OTFM

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

OTOH, "U2 sell themselves on their authenticity, but their authenticity is fake" strikes me as no less rockist than a straightforward fake=bad argument.

"Better my authentic fakery than their fake authenticity."

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I was going to call for a grand return to cataloging Greg Kot's douchery, which was fun for the whole family, but this latest flogging of the U2 horse is actually getting interesting.

Or maybe it's just me.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

As for Bono, his politics are contradictory and self-serving, like most people who don't think too hard about politics, but they aren't really relevant to U2's ability to sometimes make great Big Pop.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

x post

And yeah roger, I'm not saying that that Neil Tennant quote isn't wrong-headed, but the last thing anybody wants right now is another gambol through the swamp of R-ism ;)

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

::grins:: fair enough

this thread was kind of like waving a red flag in front of a china shop full of bulls though

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember reading that Blasphemous Rumours review when it came out and thinking "wow, he's right".

Tom (Groke), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope you've since recanted, Tom.

TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

No, actually I think that review made me never listen to the song for the intervening 20 years!!

Wow, the power of pop criticism.

I will download it next time I'm on slsk - that mid-80s period of Depeche Mode is my favourite so there's no reason why I shouldn't like it now.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why I feel the need to defend Greg Kot -- he seems like such a genial guy, though, and he's not the other Chicago critic, at least.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder if DeRogatis is secretly jealous of this whole incident.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

in the battle of "rock star calling me because he's pissed about something I wrote", I think Kot wins.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM, Stephan Jenkins and Ryan Adams are nothing. Kot has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

...the Tennant quote is somewhat incoherent and also without context.
It combines any number of half-baked notions, including what appears to be some professional jealousy. I still wish that it were as OTM as this group's interpretation of it is.

So we're to sound out what Tennant meant instead of playing with what he actually said? Such strategies are the Great Big Poppa of authenticity tropes!

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Heavens no! Just acknowledging that someone might be able to dig up more of that quote. And that "what he said" could be just about anything.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Tennant? A ROCKIST!? He-LLO! Do you own a ncopy of "Discography," roger?

As for lackign context, I think I made the context clear. Reporter Chris Heath asked them what they thought of "Rattle & Hum." Without the benefit of forming a lucid statement (as we do, sitting here in front of our compuers), Tennant came off rather well. The guy was a critic at one point, remember. As for "professional jealousy" or whatever, the Pet Shop Boys were still having hits in the UK and USA at that point in their careers - as well as a fair amount of critical acclaim - so nuts to that.

(and Anthony's right too: their U2 cover is the perfect U2 critique - and tops U2's version.)

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Excellent topic on here before that discussed how a lot of times commercial "sell-out" talk is about

a) a song of yours now being associated with something that you don't like or don't want it to be associated with. "I liked Lust for Life BEFORE it was on tv and regular people knew about it"

b) having the assumption that the commercial is of greater artistic value than the song

Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 23 May 2005 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I think commercial sellout talk is also often about

c) Hearing a great song that you immediately associate with a product

Considering the relatively short life of most ad campaigns, the number of people who will make that association is small, but I still wish I didn't associate Beach Boys tunes with car ads and Cubs radio spots, and I sure as hell don't think of "Rhapsody In Blue" as anything more than that United Airlines jingle, at least for the first split second I hear it.

It's the artist's right to do what they wish, but some of those associations are annoying...

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 23 May 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I loved the "Taking Sides: Neil Tennant vs Bono" thread this turned into

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 23 May 2005 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

"Rap-metal nearly put the white race in jeopardy [as a creative force]."

The Nazis had their death camps to wipe out races. We've got Limp Bizcuit and Korn. :(

Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 23 May 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Tennant? A ROCKIST!? He-LLO! Do you own a ncopy of "Discography," roger?
-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...), May 23rd, 2005

I admit that it's perverse, but as they say it's there in the text.

The first quoted paragraph (which is where I read some envy over U2 pandering in just the broadest possible way to the Landau Nation and being celebrated for it while serious artists like the Pet Shop Boys, who wouldn't be caught dead doing anything as obvious as making a pilgrimage to Graceland, were treated as bubblegum, no matter how many hits they had) is razor-sharp.

The second paragraph... not so much. You can't decry artifice without implititly valorizing authenticity. Though I happily concede that NT is well aware of the irony in holding up the Pet Shop Boys as champions of the authentic.

Not that it's any of your business, but Discography did indeed replace various cassette recordings at some point (I think when I got a car w/out a cassette player - I can't drive in LA without "Left To My Own Devices")

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 May 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link


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