I'm amazed at myself but I don't hate these. I don't like them - obviously, jesus - but I was expecting so much worse
― ogmor, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link
loathe the guy (who i'm told is on the show silicon valley) in the verizon ads
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link
i haven't seen it but I hope it's jian yang
― kinder, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link
he's still miles ahead of the Chevy dude who throws eggs at people
― frogbs, Monday, 8 January 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link
Those ads are terrible but Middleditch is great on SV
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:12 (six years ago) link
Gents this is the adverts thread, get ye to the commercials thread
― i know kore-eda (or something), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 10:10 (six years ago) link
did anyone ever post this? maybe the most disturbing thing i've seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6aIPUusP5A
― maura, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link
American version of this (UK) thread: https:ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=55431
― koogs, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link
rats
www: worst commercials on television
non-www: worst commercials on television
― koogs, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link
They didn't listen to us re Schofield.
― koogs, Saturday, 13 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
Captain Obvious doesn't even say obvious things any more he just invites a sniper's bullet
― coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 11:01 (six years ago) link
Is it wrong to want to cut the woman who voices the Barclays ads?
― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 January 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link
Oh god and the Nat West woman
― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 January 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link
I think I hate chaeirt
― palace of swears reversed (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link
I think I hate charity lotteries the most of all, the ugly, money-grubbing, sanctimonious, self-defeating cunts
― palace of swears reversed (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
Those fucks have ruined Let 'em In for me
― i know kore-eda (or something), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
Worse than Charity lotteries are:
Charities which soothe you into putting a "bequeathe" in your will. Ooh, carry on the good work so your descendents will benefit etc.
Nothing about how the charity will slap a lawyer straight onto preventing your descendents from selling your house/property (or deciding amongst themselves as to how to divvy it up, etc) and selling it themselves to make sure their 10% is gotten as soon as possible.
It hasn't happened to me, but it has happened to people I know.
Seriously, pass it on. If you/they want to donate to charity from a will, specify! £5,000 lets say. Do Not Mention A Percentage!!!
― Mark G, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
didn't know that. that's sick.
― palace of swears reversed (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
Staple it to yr mother's fridge!
I'm not saying all the charities do that. I could tell you which it was, but then mmm dangerous add disclaimers etc. Also, that they were the only one.
― Mark G, Friday, 26 January 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link
which child is more noxious: sassy girl in the Robinson's ad or professional northerner being menaced by a giant Martin Keown. my vote's on the latter, but the lass is trying hard.
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
This is very belated but is there anybody more obnoxious than the man off the gladstone brooks ads? I have to mute the telly every time he comes on
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
is that the earnest "have you done it yet?" guy, cos he's a massive cunt
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
yeah it is, i shout threats about shivs at the tv when he's on
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
"What's going on?" is his opening salvo, I always look up at the telly and then hate myself for not muting as soon as the last race finished
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
I'm Michael and I spend my days off watching attheraces
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
i hope his guilty conscience keeps him awake at night
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
We've come a long long way together
― kinder, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
Are they saying we have to praise their bank? Because
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
I'm not sure if the Oak Furnitureland lads are the actual biggest twats on god's earth but they're in the running
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
"So-called disability" says hypocritical frozen chip-selling tosser of a marketer who clearly isn't familiar with the social model
― Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
Jesus Christ Alan Davies die you lispy cunt die die die
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 11:29 (six years ago) link
Tbf, the material's not great for those quorn adverts.
― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link
Tbf NV OTM
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 March 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
He's only very slightly better in Damned, mind.
― koogs, Sunday, 4 March 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/zfAVxSAiac— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 4, 2018
― mark s, Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
i hate that sun bingo advert
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
all travel company ads. begone.
― kinder, Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
You're not "Dan", you're Marcus Brigstocke, unfunny dick
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 March 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
I'll just put the Marc Jacobs' "Dream baby dream" ad here, only because its far too short.
― Mark G, Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/they-need-die-nationwide-call-12150366
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 9 March 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
i find it really hard to believe those two are related tbh
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link
i'd probably stop short of wishing death upong them tho
Their ditties about family life are like Marmite - you either love them or hate them.
suggest one of these options is untrue
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link
flo and joan are bad but still better than the previous nationwide ad campaign where people recited their horrible poems
― soref, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link
on a sliding scale of horror you're right, gotta admit i find them more ignorable than fully noxious
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
oh jesus those poetry ads were like a glimpse into hell
flo and joan are basically an nth-generation photocopy of garfunkel and oates, who are (as with all musical comedians) already bad
― I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link
^^^^^
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
"Can the sisters from the Nationwide adverts please die a horrible death," raged one annoyed viewer.
I don't remember writing this tbh.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
ambushed by a whole sequence of WOWCHERs yesterday (while watching australian masterchef 2016, so i still come out the winner)
― mark s, Friday, 9 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link
yeah those wowcher adverts are really bad
― Algerian Goalkeeper (Odysseus), Friday, 9 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link