lol that's so messed up
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 January 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link
A judge judy style show about food-related offenses called Food Court
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Sunday, 7 January 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link
kind of surprising that hasn't been the name of a show in the format of either iron chef, top chef, or kitchen nightmares.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 January 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link
inkpens?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 7 January 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link
- We'll have the show be about landscaping disputes between neighbors. Call it Yard Court
- Courtyard.
- No, I said Yard Court - you know, like with a judge and everything.
― pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
Would watch all this Courts.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Sunday, 7 January 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link
Ship Court
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link
a version of the movie Spring Breakers, but it takes place on the Lake of the Ozarks
― mh, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link
lol @ the idea of a maritime court show, would watch
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
*Jewish mom voice* "Where's the bill of lading?""Ahma get that when--""--Where's the bill of lading?""Yeah, uhm, see I--""--Where's the bill of lading? Don't B.S. me, I know you had a bill of lading for this shipment."
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
Judge Court, a show where you argue before a television judge about the unfair judgment you received from another television judge.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
I mean, ok mh, it wasn't spring and it was about 75 miles northwest of LotO, but ...
https://i.imgur.com/lyiaAQf.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link
The Peeple's Court, starring Judge Nia Peeples.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link
Sorry, 'The Peeples' Court'.
That's just asking for a rival network to do The Peebles Court, starring Judge Mario Van Peebles.
― and she could see an earmuff factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link
A music app that can detect the speed at which you're driving and adjusts the tempo of the music accordingly. So 45 mph = 90 bpm, 60 mph = 120 bpm, 70 mph = 140 bpm, etc.
― naus, Saturday, 13 January 2018 02:44 (six years ago) link
Figure out a way to get some generic beat going like that for runners, and you're on to something.
Just anything like "Techno_02" from a synthesizer, and when you jog at 3 MPH, you get 90 bpm; 5 mph = 120 bm, etc.
And you know you're done for the day when the beat .... just .... drags .... to ... a ... ... ... stop.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 January 2018 02:57 (six years ago) link
kickstarter stretch goal: if it detects you barfing in the woods it plays merzbow
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 January 2018 02:59 (six years ago) link
A dollar store that really sticks to the dollar price limit, so that over the years, as inflation rises, the products just get smaller and crappier
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
It's kinda like that already?
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
fast food dollar menus definitely already like that
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link
― pplains, Wednesday, January 17, 2018 12:24 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Is it? The "dollar stores" around me all carry stuff that's $2/$3/$4, probably even higher
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
Feast your eyes, my friend.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
Man I'd love to be an accountant there.
https://i.imgur.com/54e5kGj.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
I always think about the Dollar Tree cashier, standing there all day going "That'll be $2.14. $7.49 please. Just $1.07. You don't have change?"
― pplains, Thursday, April 2, 2015 8:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
Reading any ILX film thread
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 January 2018 22:13 (six years ago) link
So, let's say, like, you don't have any lubricant and you needs some. Maybe sexual lubricant. Maybe olive oil. Maybe motor oil. Maybe some niche industrial machine lubricant.
There's an app for that. It's... LUBER
― Tippi Sanhedrin (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 January 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Sa3H8Ng.png
― pplains, Monday, 29 January 2018 01:45 (six years ago) link
I should start posting more .png's.
Figured this was the appropriate thread to announce that.
― pplains, Monday, 29 January 2018 01:46 (six years ago) link
pleasant.png
― gr8080, Monday, 29 January 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link
fnarrr oki loled
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
connected health device: it's for autoerotic asphyxiation, but it monitors your vitals and releases you if you actually pass out
― mh, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:35 (six years ago) link
Confirmed. Terrible idea.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link
I call it the Mulder
― mh, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link
Lives could be saved, Jeff.
Unless... disconnecting the monitor causes the sexual arousal to go up. Then lives could be doomed, I guess.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:45 (six years ago) link
I mean, people who hadn’t considered it might think, “wow, now that it’s safe, might as well give it a whirl” but I mostly don’t want the fictional man from the X-Files to die
― mh, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
A one-man show featuring my middling impersonations of tertiary characters from TV's Dallas.
(NB, my every attempt to convince someone to watch Dallas has been unsuccessful.)
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link
a messaging app specifically designed around the needs of the polyamorous - customize settings so that for example, on mutually agreed upon days one partner's messages don't vibrate, permitting you to give your full attention to the person you're on a date with tonight. i call it... PolyPhony.
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link
I heartily endorse any product whose function is clearly an afterthought cobbled together to justify a clever name.
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 February 2018 14:22 (six years ago) link
pole your phriends, then phone them back!
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link
A chip and dip brand called "Blockchip" with a superficial and indeterminite crypto-currency theme. The slogan is "Buy the Dip"
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
poll what month and year will ilxors stop making a new monthly usa politics thread
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link
July 2021
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Thursday, 1 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
The Bechdel-Turing Test: when two women talk to each other on screen, can you tell if one of them is a bot?
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link
haha
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
A parody of 'Fifty Shades of Gray' for watersports fans, called 'Fifty Shades of Yellow'.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link
O_o
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
Is the antagonist's name Mr. Yellow? Otherwise, I don't get it.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link
That's exactly right.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 11 February 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link