why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Thinly veiled personal axe-grinding as clickbait

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 5 January 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my man

mh, Monday, 22 January 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link

oh fuck off

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link

lmao dogs are thinking about cars all the time

frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

imo it's be better if the dog was just thinking "dog"

mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

srsly. or food. I don't buy him thinking "huh boss and me just lonely guys thinking baout tings?!"

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

point is, give up all your dreams and go live on a park bench if you truly want to be happy

frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

Thinking about airplanes usually makes me very happy. Same with cars, although to a lesser extent.

how's life, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

u guys <3

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

have to admit I kinda like that dog one ;_;

niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

haha yes

a good image of happiness imo

niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

I really like this one:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUkSeDfU8AAgmGw.jpg

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 29 January 2018 09:19 (six years ago) link

OK that actually made me lol

Roz, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link

hee i like that

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

karl and omar's variations on the dog meme have me in stitches rn

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

This:

http://e2.365dm.com/12/11/660x350/TedHankeyGrandSlamofDartsTues_2860626.jpg?20121114155022

was posted to a group called 'Growing up in the UK old school'.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

Despicable Me: The Ian Curtis Story

Moodles, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

i met someone once who had two pre-teens who were obsessed with nerf gun hacking videos on youtube and were in the process of setting up their own youtube channel dedicated to the practice

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

What the fuck? I'm so mad right now. What FB page does that come from? It has to be the worst.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

is your child texting about x?

*a bunch of dumb acronyms*

marcos, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

Ha, I like those.

I am completely perplexed by that 'Rejection Clock' one, though.

emil.y, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

© SMiles 2017

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

alternatively ladies marry a grown-up

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link

I love when slightly amusing jokes get padded to over 500 words

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

ladies,

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

I give that one three insincere crying/laughing emojis

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

A long way from the worst.

Still, though...

Mark G, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:18 (six years ago) link

I'm confused by the "and you know your baby will be a boy" part, are they saying that 'Gotham' is an acceptable name for a boy but obviously inappropriate for a girl

soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:32 (six years ago) link

well clearly

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (six years ago) link

or maybe it's because Batdads wouldn't be that arsed about getting up to rescue a girl

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 February 2018 08:49 (six years ago) link

Name your kid Gotham because he's going to have to get really good at fighting in elementary school and eventually become an MMA champion and buy you a house.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 09:07 (six years ago) link

saw this posted with the comment "so powerful" and I know I'm a bad person for finding it funny

https://i.imgur.com/r2BOd4i.jpg

niels, Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link

it's even funnier if you grew up near Bilston

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

'After reading from bottom to top, reread again from top to bottom'

the pinefox, Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

^ mistaking the shadow for the substance

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link

I think I spent so much time gawking at those gross veterans humor memes that I posted upthread that facebook thinks I am a creepy conservative. For the past few weeks I have been unable to get rid of suggested groups along these lines:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540472_10156291571633783_8291355410637596062_n.jpg?oh=b243a467f9f775fb453501401536eac0&oe=5B21803F

how's life, Monday, 5 February 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link


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