why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,”

lol. this is about the lamest claim imaginable, on a par with penis-lengthening spam emails.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

people only understand things from the sensory input they receive

my friend have i got a pure critique for you

j., Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

I believe "trenchant" is the word

like, I get the idea, but it just comes off so unsympathetic

niels, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

on 26th August stare at the jar with 3 or 4 lonely bits of paper in it, smash the jar and open your wrists with a shard of glass

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

Mine would be a load of esprit d'escalier - 'Should have asked what the fuck they were laughing at', 'Ticket machine needed a good thump'

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link

Since this is also the "lol facebook memes" thread.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26231688_164977434120724_703656459196401860_n.jpg?oh=fbe0f5cb65187afbc454f193cd739de8&oe=5ABB3174

nickn, Friday, 5 January 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link

From a linked article, but I think it belongs here.

https://themindsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/stages-of-relationship.jpg

how's life, Friday, 5 January 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link

22!

how's life, Friday, 5 January 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link

Fancy words for "doormat" and "jerk."

failsun ra (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 5 January 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

Thinly veiled personal axe-grinding as clickbait

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 5 January 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my man

mh, Monday, 22 January 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link

oh fuck off

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link

lmao dogs are thinking about cars all the time

frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

imo it's be better if the dog was just thinking "dog"

mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

srsly. or food. I don't buy him thinking "huh boss and me just lonely guys thinking baout tings?!"

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

point is, give up all your dreams and go live on a park bench if you truly want to be happy

frogbs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

Thinking about airplanes usually makes me very happy. Same with cars, although to a lesser extent.

how's life, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/y2rp31S.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

u guys <3

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

have to admit I kinda like that dog one ;_;

niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

haha yes

a good image of happiness imo

niels, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

I really like this one:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUkSeDfU8AAgmGw.jpg

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 29 January 2018 09:19 (six years ago) link

OK that actually made me lol

Roz, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:20 (six years ago) link

hee i like that

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 January 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

karl and omar's variations on the dog meme have me in stitches rn

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

This:

http://e2.365dm.com/12/11/660x350/TedHankeyGrandSlamofDartsTues_2860626.jpg?20121114155022

was posted to a group called 'Growing up in the UK old school'.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link

Despicable Me: The Ian Curtis Story

Moodles, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

i met someone once who had two pre-teens who were obsessed with nerf gun hacking videos on youtube and were in the process of setting up their own youtube channel dedicated to the practice

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

What the fuck? I'm so mad right now. What FB page does that come from? It has to be the worst.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

is your child texting about x?

*a bunch of dumb acronyms*

marcos, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

Ha, I like those.

I am completely perplexed by that 'Rejection Clock' one, though.

emil.y, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

© SMiles 2017

how's life, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

alternatively ladies marry a grown-up

bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 February 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link

I love when slightly amusing jokes get padded to over 500 words

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:11 (six years ago) link

ladies,

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

I give that one three insincere crying/laughing emojis

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

A long way from the worst.

Still, though...

Mark G, Friday, 2 February 2018 08:18 (six years ago) link


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