cat person

i mean maybe they just straight up wrote her a check for a cool mili idk if no publicist has ever fudged book deal numbers for coverage before i have a suggestion for u

actually, j, my name is jim random house and you are dead wrong about how the biz works, bozo

damned owned again

cat ppl got racks on racks on racks

lol xp

actually, j,

ayyyyyy

re: the title and how it functions in the story- describing someone as a "cat person" is as vague as "people person." it means nothing. it has nothing to do with old "crazy cat lady" idea, i think it's playing off of internet age cat abundance. cats are everywhere. describing himself as a "cat person" in the context of a date reinforces the idea that he's just a boring and very average schmuck. he has nothing to say. he's not quirky or weird and he doesn't even know how to fake it.

I kinda wish there were more specifics about their pre-date conversations. I felt like it was definitely easier from a writer's perspective to just describe the feelings/nature of those conversations, rather than attempt to write the actual witty banter, invented stories, etc. It probably made it read more as universal. But I feel like that would have been a good way to develop the characters. I'm not saying they were total sketches, there was some characterization -- such that it seems weird that people are saying that she is obviously smarter than he is -- but I feel like the sketchiness of the characters makes it easier for us to see them as stereotypes or thinkpiece tropes. Idk maybe that makes the story useful? Maybe thinkpiece tropes prompt more discussion or draw us in more than characters that are more fully-drawn?

Personally, I wasn't the kind of 20 year old college student that had any interest in dating dudes in their 30s, because I couldn't see how I could possibly be seen by them as an equal, and why would I go there with someone who didn't. Not saying that I'm superior, but I don't see that as a point in her favor. I think they are normal, delusional, pathetic people attempting to have a relationship, which tends to make delusional pathetic people of most.

but I don't see that as a point in her favor. I think they are normal, delusional, pathetic people attempting to have a relationship

yup

attn localgarda, this URL is made for you

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/you-ve-read-cat-person-now-read-this-irish-bad-sex-short-story-1.3363992

almost a year since cat person
where's the "this is where we are a year after cat person" thinkpiece?

it has felt like a very long year

I’m excited for her book

https://medium.com/s/story/the-good-guy-a-story-from-the-author-of-cat-person-59e5bfe9322f

*dutifully forwards author many articles about how to write better*

Wow mine really is the most miserable generation

yeah, on a quick but full reading, i didn't care much for that.

Ted needs to take a break from dating and go to a therapist. There is something broken in him. You’re not supposed to go out dating to fulfill a half-conscious desire for revenge borne of self loathing. If he is supposed to be a “normal man” like the guy in cat person, rather than an extreme case, then we really are fucked and they need to close tinder and new york.

I’m glad this story and cat person exists. It definitely hita some kind of cultural nerve. I don’t know how accurately it represents how people live in “reality”—i hope not well.

La Lechera and in orbit OTM throughout all of this thread.

I just now read the Ted piece. Only in terms of comparison to Cat Person (that I haven't re-read since it came out), it's too on the nose/not a fresh.

not *as* fresh

It’s a very different kind of read because the main character here is inflicting pain on people. His relationships are vehicles to prop up his ego.

Like the other one though it was vividly rendered. I will remember having read this, I suspect.

It could have done without the glass-throwing and concussion.

It was a plot device though. He gets dragged to the hospital and imagines he is on trial.

It seemed over the top for that character to do that, based on the few things we knew about her. Yet people do over the top things all the time.

with yerac and jmm; a good editor might be able to turn this into something stronger though. "flames licking at my feet" is a little eye-rolly.

Yet people do over the top things all the time.

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do they

Yes. It’s my penetrating insight of the day.

i feel like ppl are more likely to sublimate and repress but ymmv

this is horribly written btw, not even a rhythm to get caught up in like "cat person"

More likely for sure. I’ve nevet had an outburst like that honestly

i read a little bit of this story and aborted mission -- maybe i will go back to it later but I'm not sure I need to read it tbh.
i was into "cat person" on account of the sheer mundanity of it; this one seems to be out to shock from the first sentences. it's not hard to dredge up horrible dating stories, not sure this is very interesting or insightful? but i haven't read the whole thing. i only made it to the entrance of Angela. i guess i will report back if i read the rest.

initially v hard to get past

Like all the women he’d dated over the past several years, Angela was, by any objective measure, way out of his league.

but the whole "man my cold dick hurts worse than my bleeding head" part rivaled it

xp same here, really liked Cat Person, but the first few paragraphs of this made me lose interest. I felt like the characters in Cat Person were very true to life, but this man seems very poorly drawn. Does it get better, anyone?

I really wondered if anyone had edited it the entire way through and then at the end seeing it's from the upcoming? book. If someone doesn't want to waste time, it's not great. If one is curious, it's like a jezebel.com throwaway.

the painful cold dick thing is maybe a metaphor? either that or written from the perspective of someone who doesn't have a dick and wasn't interested enough to ask someone with a dick what that feels like. or maybe the piece is a metaphor for that set of circumstances.

This author is extremely talented imo, she hits on some 'internal monologue' stuff that reminds me of Carver at his best. The very concept that Ted cannot conceive of penetrative sex as being something un-rooted in violence, that his receptive partners are faking it, that he himself is manipulating them into sex, this is stuff that cut deep for me? Ted's outburst toward his present-day lover about how "it's all her fault" was... very much an unspoken truth in many of my own breakups?

The intense judge-y tone of the whole piece scuttles it entirely, like does Ted literally GO TO HELL? or go INTO THE INCINERATOR? idk but this author's capacity for delineating the thought process is really wonderful and I hope she writes some comedies or love stories in the future, bc right now her stories read like Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

Maaaaaaybe? Brad otm about the writing, “god imagine reading a whole book of these” is where I’m at with this writer now

The writing in this one mostly fell flat for me. For instance, this kind of thing:

Well, what if she did, Ted? What. If. She. Did. Couldn’t he have just shrugged his shoulders and said, “Whelp, sucks for your cousin, I changed my mind”? No. He could not do that, because that was something that only an asshole would do, and he, Ted, was not an asshole. He was… a nice guy.

Yes, okay, everyone agreed that nice guys were the worst, but this was different. To feel incapable of interrupting Rachel in the middle of a meal and dumping her without warning — that wasn’t Nice Guy Syndrome, that was just being humane.

I don't think she should have explicitly used the phrase 'nice guy' at any point. It just shows up too clearly how steeped in recent discourse the story is, and turns the character into a punching bag.

I totally was imagining Ted Mosby as the main character.

I’m still reading this but this isn’t good. Like the cousin thing, and then his fixation on Anna...feel like he’s going to flip and murder someone by the end. Should have taken Yerac’s advice but feel obliged to finish it.

Also in the original thread above I see people (one person?) saying Cat Person should be written from the perspective of the guy. Is this a common thing now in modern writing? The only published thing I could think of was when they did that with Twilight/50 Shades. It seems like a random thing to even want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP33_uFlzTM

This was a thing on twitter as well, and on there it was loads of people angry at the story insisting the (fictional!) man should get a chance to air his views for his (fictional!) acts.

somebody actually did that, as a kind of sincere revenge of the fedora dude exercise iirc

tbh tho this new thing feels a bit like she’s trolling everyone who mocked ppl who failed to realise cat person was a short story and not a blog post, by writing something that reads more like a garden variety medium post than something by a serious fiction writer

Yeah, that is why I was saying it twas too obvious/on the nose. Like, we all the know the men in Cat Person and Nice Guy/Ted but Cat Person felt more startling in the recognition.

I read the whole thing, and I agree with fgti that there are flashes of something compelling, she has a talent for identifying some very specific mentalities when it comes to dating/gender. But there's also so much that drags it down, and that ending, ugh. It feels like both the writing and editing were rushed to capitalize on Cat Person hype.

I think people on Twitter might be getting defensive about these stories because they seem like an indictment against "male behaviour" as a whole, casting benign stuff as being toxic and gross. In the case of "Cat Person" the dude was clearly shitty, but in the case of "The Nice Guy" Ted's behaviour doesn't actually even seem to be all that bad? The comment that spurs on the tumbler-throwing sounds more like a man being real about his boundaries and desires and being punished for it with violence.

Perceiving these stories as indictments isn't off-the-mark-- with "The Nice Guy" in particular, Roupenian seems to wish to re-cast even reasonably justifiable male psychology and response as being worthy of hellfire punishment. But I see a lot, a lot of commonality between Roupenian's male characters and Raymond Carver's-- in particular, Earl in "They're Not Your Husband" (that's the story where a husband, noticing that his waitress wife has put on some weight, bullies her into losing some, and she does, and then the author specifically asks for a slice of pie so that she'll show off her ass at work, and the husband subsequently makes leering comments about his own wife to a patron in the restaurant-- god what a fucked up story). Carver's position is observational and leaves the reader to form their own judgements, whereas Roupenian acts as judge for her characters-- she herself is effectively a character in her own stories, as commentator. And that scuttles the story for me. I read "The Nice Guy" and felt like I wanted to defend Ted-- why is he being punished by the author for having his own desires, his own boundaries?