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as soon as i saw "1. Yorkshire" I knew it was you

Five-way tie:

1. Valentino
1. Cholula
1. Tapatio
1. Frank’s
1. Crystal

6. Tabasco (still excellent tho!)

Not ranked, bc disgusting: habanero-based hot sauces

Cholula stands alone!

Frank’s is so legit

My one issue with Cholula is that the bottle-to-heat ratio is low, I find myself exhausting a bottle in five days if I'm feeling spicy

I can see that. I’m not a real big spicy spice fan, but I love the taste of Cholula. I don’t even care about the food most of the time, it just serves as a vessel to get more Cholula to my mouth.

Crystal is my true love

Bands Called “The Heartbreakers”:

1. The band from New York
2. The band from Florida

Velvet Underground albums:

1. The fourth one
2. The second one
3. The first one
4. The third one

How much I regret trading in all my Grimes albums this past weekend from least regretted to, "lol, I only listened to this once":

1. Art Angels
2. Halfaxa
3. Visions
4. Geidi Primes (or however it's spelled)
5. The split record with some noname

Jonathan Richman's Best Conan Appearances

1. I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4)
2. You're Crazy for Taking the Bus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5NkEkaXHQ)
3. Let Her Go Into the Darkness (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ech2iOtlsaw)
4. Just Because I'm Irish (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK6IBqDqGqQ)
5. Everyday Clothes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwJMdeWqlw)
6. The Girl Stands Up to Me Now (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbhOa8NdG8)
7. Vampire Girl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHuZ_8xGGM)
8. The Silent Treatment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwiqo3_xJM)

Tori’s 5 best records

1. Boys for pele
2. From the choir girl hotel
3. Little earthquakes
4. To Venus and back
5. Under the pink

1. good times
2. New York
3. Joey
4. ice cream
5. travel
6. Dee Dee
7. good times
8. Norman Wisdom
9. Johnny
10. TV

1. Beer
2. Pot
3. Food
4. Coffee - caffeine
5. Sex

I thought you were clean & sober, Ross?

morris - from hard drugs, still smoke pot and drink casually

1. Sodomy
2. Rum
3. The Lash

Topps baseball card sets 1960-1980 by aesthetic design:

1. 1975
2. 1965
3. 1964
4. 1971
5. 1972
6. 1974
7. 1960
8. 1976
9. 1970
10. 1967
11. 1961
12. 1977
13. 1966
14. 1973
15. 1963
16. 1968
17. 1969
18. 1980
19. 1962
20. 1978
21. 1979

^I searched images of ‘75 and ‘79, for an idea of the range of aesthetic variance we’re taking about, and... lol

Well the '75 set came in bold mix-and-match Easter egg colors that jump right out at you. Those colors practically vibrate. Whereas the '79 set is just a total snooze, featureless, with the Topps logo pointlessly taking up space.

‘63 ranks surprisingly high, considering that was the year Topps made the highly controversial (and never-repeated) move of featuring each player’s rear end instead of his face.

Excellent Tori list, Ross

Austin that "no name" has made some of my favourite records of the past decade!

1. Hey Fredrick
2. Good Shepherd
3. Turn My Life Down
4. Volunteers
5. Eskimo Blue Day
6. The Farm
7. We Can Be Together
8. Meadowlands
9. A Song for All Seasons
10. Wooden Ships

Wooden Ships is fierce sh*t tho!

ugh, it's crap

Best Throwing Muses records:

(not including Purgatory/Paradise, because I've never heard it)

1. Throwing Muses (1986)
2. Limbo (1996)
3. The Fat Skier (1987)
4. Chains Changed (1988)
5. House Tornado (1988)
6. University (1995)
7. The Real Ramona (1991)
8. Hunkpapa (1989)
9. Throwing Muses (2003)
10. Live in Providence (1992)
11. Red Heaven [Live] (1992)
12. The Curse [Live] (1992)

Red Heaven is easily #2

Limbo is soooo killer

Also, mistake RE: "[Live]" after Red Heaven. That was obviously supposed to be after Live in Providence.

Katherine, I've never really bonded with Red Heaven. The live stuff from that era (Providence and the Curse) is really good, though. 'Pearl' is definitely worth it on its own.

Limbo and University are such layered records. The songs have so many aspects to them. Really just masterfully crafted and executed.

can someone rank all the Pitchfork lists

"Furious" is one of my favorite album openers, just tremendous in every way

Katherine, have you ever heard the song 'Catch a Falling Star'? I'm not sure they ever recorded it properly, but have always assumed it was an outtake from the Red Heaven sessions, as they play it on the Live in Providence album. It's kind of classic Kristin in a way; but that rendition does also feel a lot like a demo. It's a "lost song" of sorts, but really great all the same.

Best Comsat Angels records:

1. Sleep No More (1981)
2. Fiction (1982)
3. Waiting for a Miracle (1980)
4. Chasing Shadows (1986)
5. Time Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Stones (early 1980s)
6. The Glamour (1995)
7. My Mind's Eye (1992)
8. To Before (early 1980s)
9. Fire on the Moon [released under the name Dream Command] (1990)
9. Land (1983)
10. 7 Day Weekend (1985)

1. Beastie Boys

agree

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My favorite American bands:

1. Velvet Underground
2. Wussy
3. Husker Du
4. Jefferson Airplane
5. Byrds
6. Replacements
7. Creedence Clearwater Revival
8. Yo La Tengo
9. Shoes
10. Ramones

Not based on albums, but what kind of 80-minute mix-CD I could assemble for each band. I've done it for four or five them; I'm going to make it a project to make one for all of them.

It's a relatively conventional list. The only names that would raise any eyebrows would be the Jefferson Airplane and the Shoes, and I guess the high ranking for Wussy.

Why would JA raise eyebrows? They are one of the greatest American bands for sure!

It's just generally been my experience that people don't like them as much as I do (or that they don't know anything beyond the two hits).

Degree of difficulty:

3. Trying to figure out quantum physics
2. Trying to figure out the meaning of life
1. Trying to figure out how to hit two good golf shots in a row

Bagel varieties

1. Garlic
2. Onion
3. Egg
4. Plain
5. Sesame
6. Poppy
7. Cinnamon Raisin
8. Chocolate Chip
9. Blueberry
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15. “Everything”

there was a period where jefferson airplane constantly talking about the "revolution" was a little bit embarrassing. we're past that period.

Are we in the “escape Earth in a starship” period?

(For the record, I think they mention “revolution” in literally one song only...!)

1. 14th
2. 13th
3. 4th
4. 6th
5. 1st
6. 5th
7. (tie) 15th
7. (tie) 19th
9. 24th
10. 22nd
11. 3rd
12. 9th
13. 8th
14. 21st
15. 26th
16. 20th
17. 17th
18. 23rd
19. 10th
20. 16th
21. 2nd
22. 27th
23. 7th
24. 25th
25. 11th
26. 12th
27. 18th

(For the record, I think they mention “revolution” in literally one song only...!)

― stan in the place where you work (morrisp)

you don't have to _talk_ about the revolution to talk about the revolution, maaaan

Up against the wall, Fred!