pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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corporate rock RAtM = does not compute

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

yea dude they hung american flags upside down on snl

flappy bird, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

never listened to Rage outside of videos on TV. we had a Rage fan in high school, she had dreadlocks and Che Guevara shirts and stuff, and she was cool. i remember their music videos, they played alot on MTV and The Box when that was the Over-The-Air alternative. at one point i would see "Guerrilla Radio" every morning before high school.

this was one of those bands you would find their t-shirts at Hot Topic and stuff. i think it's cool that a band was politically active back then, imo there was a lot of cultural complacency. i dont think you can deny they were good performers and the guitarist was always doing cool stuff. i did like their funkier material (in this way they seem akin to RHCP).

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

fuck pitchfork for their Stereolab "Cobra" review.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

I mean, you know this is going like, "Wow, Daft Punk sucks this reminds me of Deadmau5 or something"

the reason i brought up fly/sugar ray in comparison to killing in the name of/ratm is because i think the guitar riffs are roughly equal in intensity. it's just that one is supposed to be the peak of a song to mosh to in 1992, while the other is meant to meant to provide a calming listening experience while looking for a scarf in a department store.

karl you're implying lenny kravitz doesn't have riffs. or was that sugar ray? song has riffs. or at least a riff.

sugar ray! i didn't mean to imply that the songs don't have riffs. both songs definitely have riffs! maybe they really get you going, i don't know. to me, they seriously bring me back to high school days, listening to a guitarist play the same slappy part on a 10-watt amp in an adjacent practice room.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

adam otm re Cobra the best stereolab album

flappy bird, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

damn y'all sure are owning the shit out of an 18-year-old brent dicrescenzo review. shame on you pitchfork

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

i gave rage legitimate props for introducing radical leftist politics to me as a teenager and thousands of other teenagers. even that fold-out CD insert just showing a bunch of radical books in evil empire had an influence on things i read and discovered as a teenager. seeing a brown frontman and a black guitar player in a popular rock band also was inspiring to this latino kid living in white suburbia. they were easily my favorite band as a teenager.

some of their sounds are good, i think evil empire especially, prob their best record

but they are also bad and many of their lyrics and riffs are terrible and embarrassing

marcos, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

http://shamebell.com/

flappy bird, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me - I'm going to my room!"

i literally did this! my dad came in and took the cd out of the player and broke it.

Heez, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

What an asshole! You should run away

Evan, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

That's so awesome.

how's life, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link

Thank goodness teenagers have streaming these days.

Jeff, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrb5AGizjoY

flappy bird, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link

the need to rage against the machine has been nullified by our internet overlords

Moodles, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

They're the Banksy of music

Evan, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

well, once raged-against, the machine started giving us free music so we became bros with it

President Keyes, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

I caught a set yesterday by a dubstep dj/producer named Rezz and the highlight was her remix of "Killing in the Name", so clearly they are still relevant

Moodles, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link

Yeah, seriously, RATM were a joke from the moment I first heard them. "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me - I'm going to my room!"

― grawlix (unperson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:02 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how is this not a Turrican post

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link

At a 1993 Lollapalooza appearance in Philadelphia, the band stood onstage naked for 15 minutes with duct tape on their mouths and the letters PMRC painted on their chests in protest against censorship by the Parents Music Resource Center. Refusing to play, they stood in silence with the sound emitted being only audio feedback from Morello and Commerford's guitars. The band later played a free show for disappointed fans.

come on now - this is gloriously, embarrassingly awesome

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

otm

RATM are one of these bands I dislike in theory but then when I hear them, they def got the head nodding beats and riff

they are completely ridiculous but also sort of amazing for how dumb and ludicrous and shameless the whole thing is

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

(full disclosure: i wore a parental advisory warning tshirt from like 1992 to 1996 until it fell apart)

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

Oh hell yeah, was gonna say that stunt will forever make rage CLASSIC

flappy bird, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

Xp Nevermind & Rage s/t we're recorded at the same studio lol

billstevejim, Monday, 18 December 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

xp didn't see the previous posts, so i assumed the stunt you were talking about was when the bass player climbed the set of the VMAs and wouldn't come down.

porg and bess (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 December 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

hey, that stunt ended hunger

President Keyes, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Tvt18aI.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dHlmGRM.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 December 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

I wish any VMAs moment from this decade was half as interesting as that one.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

“Black Mirror” Season 4 Out Now on Netflix: Watch

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link

Journalism lives

President Keyes, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

haha, this is the end

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

finally a place where i can find netflix news

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

It's like an episode of Black Mirror, right

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

what if yer music site was part of a multimedia conglomerate

flappy bird, Friday, 29 December 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

For like 1 full second I thought that was a joke post.

billstevejim, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

It’s a miracle Pitchfork managed to ascend to what it is now. https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7618-come-pick-me-up/

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Sunday, 31 December 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

Shit, cat

flappy bird, Sunday, 31 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/the-blue-nile-hats/

Oh my god this review is beautiful

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 7 January 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link

that's a really great review, except the score is too low

ufo, Sunday, 7 January 2018 10:38 (six years ago) link

i actually blurted out "what the fuck" when I first saw it but complaining about a pitchfork score just feels so trite

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 7 January 2018 10:44 (six years ago) link

though a higher score could've gotten more people to check them out :(

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 7 January 2018 10:45 (six years ago) link

Good review. Does seem a weirdly conservative score.

The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Sunday, 7 January 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link

I blurted out "wtf" but only cause they didn't assign it to brad

Simon H., Sunday, 7 January 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

Hmm. Never really thought of Nile Rodgers when I listen to the Blue Nile.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 January 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

Who is responsible for the last few years of millennial interest in/knowledge of the Blue Nile?

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

Like I def lived through the Hats era of MTV and the first time I remember hearing their name was via J0rdan S.

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link

the 1979 def helped

Simon H., Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link

The Blue Nile are to Millenials what Talk Talk were to my generation

I don’t know how or why but it’s most jazz school grads around age 30 I know who listen to them, take cues from them

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

Who is going to be the aging No Doubt type band that scores a huge hit covering a Blue Nile song?

mag gerwig! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link


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