why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

xp yeah I'd say conservative people (small c) become more conservative with age

Do you sing it like Bob Dylan? xpost

Have to admit I like this one.

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haha, yeah

don't like the execution with the whole capital letters in impact font thing, but the observation is funny in its own right

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If you give her lemons she will give you lemonade.

If you give her a fish, she will something jesus something

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you give a mouse a cookie

― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you give her groceries she will say cool can you help me put these away

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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what if you give her ten dollars, do you get $100 back

― dmr, Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you get rolled quarters

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you give her one, a bartender will get a double entendre, and you will walk into a bar

-- Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson

― goole, Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that what babies are? just... lots of sperm?

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 5:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sperm eats egg, becomes strong, grows into baby

― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 5:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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the alluvial history of ILX

don't like the execution with the whole capital letters in impact font thing

Yeah, that'll never take off

haha

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Wow. Blitzen's moving speech to the other reindeer gave us chills.

Toy safety tips: https://t.co/DMMajNwoWY pic.twitter.com/E7KeD7uUFc

— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) December 14, 2017

these fuckin people

Eh. Agencies that never get noticed by the public are ripe for budget cutting by congress, even if they keep kids from dying. What's a dead or maimed kid or two here or there? It's not like they're fetuses that need protecting or anything like that.

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waht

Yeah. Defriended. sorry guys. No more veteran memes.

that just... doesn't make any sense?

It's making fun of transgender people while also stroking it's own dick about gun ownership and then conflating transphobia with racism, capped off with some illiteracy for good measure.

there's a lot of competition but that must be up there with the stupidest image macro in the entire thread

Yeah I get what it's trying to do but it's such a topply shitpile of an MC Escher bigotry, none of the angles support each other at all

I have wandered down too many veterans humor facebook pages during the few months I was friends with that guy to ever be sure if I have found the stupidest one. That one came from https://www.facebook.com/DisgruntledVets/

love too mix metaphors

i think i'm about to get banned from facebook. they told me i had "violated their community standards" by posting a link to scott walker's "patriot, a single" (honestly i don't even remember doing so, which means someone somewhere is under the impression that reviewing facebook posts nobody remembers anymore for "violation of community standards" is the best way to fix their credibility gap), and then they asked me straight up if i was a spammer. i hope they do ban me because i don't have the strength of will to delete my facebook account.

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thx keanu

http://simplereminders.com/domains/simplereminders.com/uploads/images/blog/nikita-gill-brutally-broken-deserve-ocean-1q9m.jpg

everybody needs to stop brutally breaking things

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-when-you-chop-wood-chips-fly-nikolai-yezhov-72-48-95.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/B6dimfV.png

I would instantly unfriend anyone posting that. What an unforgivable combination of picture and text.

You could try to hold a discussion with them? Although:

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A common denominator to many professional and personal success stories, Steve Maraboli has spent nearly 20 years refining his Coaching/Counseling/Influence methodology.

He is the creator and developer of, “Psycho-Neuro-Actualization” (The Maraboli Method); a breakthrough Influence Methodology that has gained worldwide attention for its effectiveness in Behavior Modification, Habit Reconstruction, and Personal/Group Mindset Enhancement.

PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,” and UCLA recognized PNA (The Maraboli Method) as, “An important behavioral breakthrough for maximizing the human potential.”

With the increased volume of client requests for personal coaching, Steve works one on one, training and certifying PNA (The Maraboli Method) Coaches around the world. Steve and his ELITE team of Coaches work with their clients, domestic and globally, in-person, by phone, and through Skype or FaceTime.

And yet he isn't going to waste time trying to explain any of this to anyone.

ELITE team of Coaches

stop trying to explain yourself. people only understand things from the sensory input they receive so the best thing to do is withhold your possible contribution to their experience of reality out of a selfish and foolish desire to conserve energy whatever that means

PNA (The Maraboli Method) has been called, “The Science of Influence,”

lol. this is about the lamest claim imaginable, on a par with penis-lengthening spam emails.

people only understand things from the sensory input they receive

my friend have i got a pure critique for you

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I believe "trenchant" is the word

like, I get the idea, but it just comes off so unsympathetic

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on 26th August stare at the jar with 3 or 4 lonely bits of paper in it, smash the jar and open your wrists with a shard of glass

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/

Mine would be a load of esprit d'escalier - 'Should have asked what the fuck they were laughing at', 'Ticket machine needed a good thump'

Since this is also the "lol facebook memes" thread.

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From a linked article, but I think it belongs here.

https://themindsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/stages-of-relationship.jpg

22!

Fancy words for "doormat" and "jerk."

Thinly veiled personal axe-grinding as clickbait

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my man