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cheeseburger, Monday, 11 December 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagztMMJMGk

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 December 2017 06:30 (six years ago) link

hello world

infinity (∞), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

The view from Robert Pollard's window. This'll be on his next solo album, wait and see.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

man i wish i had a backyard

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 15 December 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

This is so powerful. pic.twitter.com/pyvJhdoxEg

— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) January 18, 2018

soref, Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:53 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9VocO3h.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:31 (six years ago) link

Please tell me you found that today, 32 years after Platoon was released.

pplains, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link

yep

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 January 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Conversation I witnessed between Russian Barber and Italian Barber:
RB: I'm the boss! You gotta do what I say! I'm Stalin!
IB: Oh yeah?? Well I'ma Mussolini!
RB: Stalin won! Mussolini lost!!
IB: Is true. Stalin was great man.
RB: True.

— Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) February 21, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://static.vibe.com/files/2017/12/1c041972ee168f5eed15914a5b4c9c93-1514039207-640x640.jpg

look at those... faces

niels, Friday, 23 March 2018 08:43 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WALeAVq.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...
two weeks pass...
one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/LHmejVS.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://ibb.co/bM4fTo

francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

https://ibb.co/bM4fTo

francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link

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francisF, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link

Most American post ever?

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 08:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfr4PrFxm0s

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHuWHBaaFg

Milton Parker, Thursday, 11 October 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link

- The "do not travel by night" thing is returned to at the end, but a second later it doesn't matter. I don't know why they bothered.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 07:03 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://medium.com/@joeveix/some-images-i-saved-to-my-laptop-in-2018-5e64555a2d54
lotta winners in here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 January 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/750/1*9AT0GyvL5DzhVOU5XzUg8g.jpeg

thanks

ogmor, Friday, 4 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

bear say hi to me

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 4 January 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://sementherapy.com/

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 16 February 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IuXgkNR.jpg

ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 02:24 (five years ago) link

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Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/embed/k0pV2faxne4%22

Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/embed/k0pV2faxne4

Joris Stereo, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

My gf is fat and she is getting fatter and fatter. How can I tell her she should lose weight without offenses?

Tell her before she gets a barrel for a body shape. (I am kidding. That's an exaggeration.)

The reason why she is not bothered by her gaining weight, is that she is either not aware of it, or she thinks that you don't mind.

So, let her know that she is gaining weight and that you mind.

Make it casual, over breakfast or something.

You : Honey, how's my omelette?

Gf : Mm, yummy.

You : Blablabla…

Gf : Blablabla…

Blablabla… : Blablabla…

Gf : (Stands to clear the dishes.)

You : That's one big ass you got there. Wait, wait, are you gaining weight?! * That way, it won't seem like you've known it for sometime, but have been afraid of telling it to her, as she looks gross with that weight. Rather, it will seem trivial.*

Gf : (Looks at her ass.) Nah, maybe my ass is just growing, that's all.

You : But, your legs too. And cheeks; they're getting chubby though lovely.

Gf : (Looking at herself.) Oh, f#ck. Yes, looks like I am gaining weight.

You : What do you say we start living more healthily around here.

Gf : As in?

You : Like let's sign up for the gym, cut on junk, etcetera.

Gf : You mean, I look bad this way?! Oh, f#ck!

You : No, no. Not at all, honey. You're as beautiful as always. It is just that I am concerned about your physical fitness and health. Say a snake went after you, how fast can you run? I love you and I can't afford to lose you.

Gf : Love you too. Okay, let's do that right away then. Come to think of it, I've been uncomfortable in a blanket these days. *Fat enables one to conserve more heat.*

Something like that.

soref, Monday, 4 March 2019 11:54 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AunWmOI7Ik
I don't know why I made this

skronktopia (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 4 April 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Gisalo songs always brought forth strong memories and emotions. When overcome with sadness, members of the host audience burst into tears and loud mournful wails that musically overlapped and merged with the song. Then, angered by the grief they had been made to feel, one would grab a resin torch from a bystander and rush out onto the dance floor to jam the flame into the dancer's shoulder. This repayment for the pain of the song would often set off a burst of mass whooping from the crowd, accompanied by stamping feet and snapping bowstrings. The dancer continued with total composure, seemingly unaffected by the crying and burning. But from that moment he would be bear the shoulder scars that reminded all that his performance had moved another to tears.

Milton Parker, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.drugrehab.com/addiction/drugs/heroin/types/

Brown Powder
Brown powder heroin, which is produced in Mexico, is an increasingly common form of heroin. Brown powder used to be sold primarily in the western United States, but it is also showing up in cities in the Midwest and along the East Coast.

Often called Mexican brown, brown powder is more refined than black tar heroin but less expensive than white powder heroin. Some brown powder is created from black tar heroin that is crushed and cut with other additives to make it easier to snort.

Because it can be smoked or snorted and doesn’t have to be injected with a needle, brown powder has gained popularity among suburban teens and others who might never before have considered using heroin.

I want the shortest woman in the world to have a mech suit

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/zjqamIr

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/zjqamIr

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/eApG736.jpg

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link


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