your terrible ideas

Man, dig on him. He can afford those foot-sock things from the money he makes doing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWWNQCNmlck

I don’t think he can afford half that shit

Then where's all the shit I can't afford, I ask you

https://i.imgur.com/83mt2lI.jpg

tbh you need a good foot sock thing to coax blood flow past your bulges

Dude looks like a cartoon character who used a bike pump to get swole.

my new terrible idea: someone get me some
hgh

Take Big Shaq's song "Man's Not Hot" and overdub bits of Gordon Ramsey yelling at people in "Hells Kitchen".

Shaq: "smoke trees..."
Ramsey: "YOU'VE BURNT IT!!!"

(...)

Shaq: "take off your jacket"
Ramsey: "TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF!!!"

A parody of the Tony Hawk videogames called 'Fall On Your Ass Simulator'.

check out Stair Dismount

Mornington Crescent Simulator 2018

a lighthearted, Ocean's Eleven-esque heist movie about the 9/11 conspirators

don't do that to me right before bed. I can already see the split screen star wipes on the security videos, a box cutter wobbling down a walmart conveyor belt, all set to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8YQ6sU6I4

The meta-terrible idea is this is the designated bomb in an updated version of The Producers

pilot lesson montage to that music, too

A tricorder attachment for mobile phones aimed at bus users. Is that just dark coloured fabric or has a previous occupant of that seat saturated it with urine? Find out with Buscorder!

rap tribute to the artist's best buddy, sampling the chorus of "hold me" by fleetwood mac but rapping on top of it so that you hear it as "homie, homie, homie"

Silby!

I’m actually deeply unacceptable, it just rarely makes it to print

Jedward play Vladimir and Estragon in a production of 'Waiting for Godot'.

thongeralls

I think I'll go outside today

good one

Jedward play Vladimir and Estragon in a production of 'Waiting for Godot'.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, December 31, 2017 11:24 AM (six days ago)

Genuinely love this idea, would go see.

SHOWER CURTAIN IDEAS, PATENTS PENDINGS

* Shower curtain smells like strawberries or roses or THE OCEAN whenever water hits it.

* Shower curtain glows in the dark.

* Shower curtain works like old Hypercolor shirts, changing color when wet or touched. Play on it like those new Microsoft touchscreens.

* Shower curtain with waterproof iPod pocket. (Waterproof hairnet sold separately.)

* Shower curtain with girls (or guys) that take their tops off when it gets warm, like novelty inkpens and shot glasses.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, August 20, 2007 4:37 PM Bookmark

DAMMIT.

https://i.imgur.com/TJimYuu.jpg

lol that's so messed up

A judge judy style show about food-related offenses called Food Court

kind of surprising that hasn't been the name of a show in the format of either iron chef, top chef, or kitchen nightmares.

inkpens?

- We'll have the show be about landscaping disputes between neighbors. Call it Yard Court

- Courtyard.

- No, I said Yard Court - you know, like with a judge and everything.

Would watch all this Courts.

Ship Court

a version of the movie Spring Breakers, but it takes place on the Lake of the Ozarks

lol @ the idea of a maritime court show, would watch

*Jewish mom voice* "Where's the bill of lading?"
"Ahma get that when--"
"--Where's the bill of lading?"
"Yeah, uhm, see I--"
"--Where's the bill of lading? Don't B.S. me, I know you had a bill of lading for this shipment."

Judge Court, a show where you argue before a television judge about the unfair judgment you received from another television judge.

I mean, ok mh, it wasn't spring and it was about 75 miles northwest of LotO, but ...

https://i.imgur.com/lyiaAQf.jpg

The Peeple's Court, starring Judge Nia Peeples.

Sorry, 'The Peeples' Court'.

That's just asking for a rival network to do The Peebles Court, starring Judge Mario Van Peebles.

A music app that can detect the speed at which you're driving and adjusts the tempo of the music accordingly. So 45 mph = 90 bpm, 60 mph = 120 bpm, 70 mph = 140 bpm, etc.

Figure out a way to get some generic beat going like that for runners, and you're on to something.

Just anything like "Techno_02" from a synthesizer, and when you jog at 3 MPH, you get 90 bpm; 5 mph = 120 bm, etc.

And you know you're done for the day when the beat .... just .... drags .... to ... a ... ... ... stop.

kickstarter stretch goal: if it detects you barfing in the woods it plays merzbow

A dollar store that really sticks to the dollar price limit, so that over the years, as inflation rises, the products just get smaller and crappier

It's kinda like that already?

fast food dollar menus definitely already like that

It's kinda like that already?

― pplains, Wednesday, January 17, 2018 12:24 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it? The "dollar stores" around me all carry stuff that's $2/$3/$4, probably even higher

Feast your eyes, my friend.

Man I'd love to be an accountant there.

https://i.imgur.com/54e5kGj.jpg

I always think about the Dollar Tree cashier, standing there all day going "That'll be $2.14. $7.49 please. Just $1.07. You don't have change?"

― pplains, Thursday, April 2, 2015 8:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink