Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

that We Buy Any Car Philip Schofield shite

today i learned that perpetually-irritating beer salesmen brewdog's crowdfunded expansion programme is called 'equity for punks' and now i want to kill myself

definitely not overvalued either

http://www.heraldscotland.com/business_hq/company_news/15826190.Brewdog_claims___1_8_billion_value_as_latest_fan_fundraiser_hits_target/

sure, why not, nothing means anything anymore

that brewdog stuff is stocked everywhere, but I've never actually seen anyone drinking it. I had some on a train once and thought it was overpriced piss in a small can. For £2.57 Asda sell 4 packs of continental style lager in small cans that is much superior.

i've had some of their punk ipa and it's fine i guess but it's called 'punk ipa' ffs

It's called punk IPA and it's subtitled "a post-modern brew" or some shit

Their beer is terrible imo

here are the founders of brewdog fyi

https://digitalnewsroom.media/uploads/2014/01/Martin-and-James-logo.jpg

one of their pubs is just round the corner from where i work and the windows look v smashable

Brewdog beer is pretty good but there are literally hundreds of beers that taste broadly like that now and their entire brand image is abysmal. They have a (virtually) zero alcohol beer called Nanny State, which should tell you everything.

Unfortunately it's the only stuff like that you can get in Sainsbury's and a lot of local off-licenses.

I was bought a bottle of Punk IPA for my birthday once so I acted grateful and later drank it and I thought it was ok but no way would I buy this nonsense

Brewdog beer is pretty good but there are literally hundreds of beers that taste broadly like that now and their entire brand image is abysmal.

yeah, that

They've been around so long now they should be well into the Plaintively Whining About Where Is The New Punk IPA phase by now.

My friend was raving about how delicious their "Elvis juice" is so I got a pint and it tastes like fucking rancid lilt

elvis... juice?

Yeah I don't even wanna know their process there

i wonder how many brands' sales would plummet if you were forced to put a photograph of the owners on all yr merchandise

An American IPA with a bitter edge that will push your citrus tolerance to the brink and back; Elvis Juice is loaded with tart pithy grapefruit peel. This IPA has a caramel malt base, supporting a full frontal citrus overload - grapefruit peel piled on top of intense us aroma hops. Waves of crashing pine, orange and grapefruit round out this citrus infused IPA.

'fucking rancid lilt' seems v otm, keep your fucking fruit out of my beer u shits

I almost feel proud that their shit often ends up on the reductions section in my local Onestop. If it isn't Stella or high strength cider in a blue bottle, local pissheads aren't going to extra to be "punks".

I have had some citrus-y beers recently and quite liked them. I also like that banana beer you can get in supermarkets. I am a disgusting savage. Haven't tried Brewdog one though because fuck Brewdog.

yeah I wd drink a grapefruit beer that wasn't punk

Grapefruit wtf? I thought Elvis was more into peanut butter and bacon

i realised last year that my preference for coffee- or chocolate-flavoured stouts and plus früüüli was bcz i actually don't really like beer at all but do like chocolate, coffee and strawberries

lots of lagers taste like banana anyway, apparently someone called esther is responsible (this is my attempt at a smoothie-aesthetic joke obv)

Fruit beer is mostly rank and there's some woeful stunty crap available these days but a dark beer w2ith coffee or chocolate in there is a wonderful thing. I had a chocolate milk stout on New Year's Eve that was astonishing.

lager definitely improved with fruit flavour

obv tho I am largely about the drunkening rather than the taking my palate for an adventure

That German rasperry beer that is sold in bottles delightfully wrapped in paper, I think it is called Bacchus, that is some nice shit and as aesthetically pleasing as bottled beer can get imo.

litre of Radler on a summer's day FTW

Re drunkening you can get 4 bottles of 6.5/7% ales for £6 in Morrisons and I don't think I've had one I didn't like, so I'm probably not the most sophisticated beer drinker.

Had a couple of coffee-flavour beers recently, an ale and a porter, didn't really like the ale but the porter was quite good. Helps that I really like porter in general probably.

Nasty over hopped pish which sadly makes it to Australia where it is indistinguishable from the rest of the nasty over hopped pish that is craft beer. It’s probably for the best I don’t really drink beer any more.

I can't deal with ale hangovers, so having cheap tastes completely suits me as a crass, tasteless pisshead bum.

sometimes i wonder if i'm wrong about liking the taste of whatever crap I happen to be drinking or eating but then I stop worrying about it because

https://www.chemistryworld.com/feature/beer-music-to-your-taste-buds/3008206.article

This is quite a good intro to the compounds & interactions that affect a beer's taste

I think there are a lot of really nice very hoppy beers that don't have the signature metallic taste of your brew dogs

Yeah, brewdog stuff is generally... better than I'd like, given how laughable their marketing is ("fucking hell, punk beer! No reverse gear on this trip baby!"), but it doesn't rise to the level of 'good'. Too metallic as wins says.

Anyway, for all their marketing, an enthusiasm for Brewdog stuff is a pretty sure marker of a total normie (a term I never ever used until a few months ago, but am increasingly finding indispensable), one of those ironies that isn't actually that ironic.

I was just gonna say I know quite a few alt/punk kids that buy into it, I dunno if it's just for norms unless we travel down the "'alt' as normative" wormhole

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AuZCog0uL._SX300_.jpg

I know quite a few alt/punk kids that buy into it

kids these days eh

I say kids, they'll be somewhere between actual kids and my age so y'know

anyway out here in the provinces we're a long way from reaching that post-hipsters cynicism that so many posters here like to affect, people are still loving drinking over-priced concept beer out of jam jars on wobbly tables as far as I'm aware, I keep out of them places

i wish it was affected tbrrwu, i'd like to straight-up enjoy something for once

can't even drink a pint without reflecting on the ills of capitalism nowadays

They have cans of punk ipa in Tesco in Ely, never tried it, but it seems to have reached the sticks already.

Love me a wobbly table

doesn't get more real england than a wobbly table

Don't love me a jam jar (for drinking out of, fine for containing preserves)

also good for saving your ejaculate in so that you can dunk your my little ponies in it iirc

look forward to brewdog's forthcoming 'pony cum' pale ale, hitting shelves in march

omfg

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