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Lol

Sounders fan?

infinity (∞), Sunday, 10 December 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link

much better game than last year imo

idiot soccer journalists who shit on jozy for his national team performance are eating crow now, he didn't have anyone to feed him passes as good as vasquez

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 10 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

so this Cyle Larin saga huh

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 January 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Zlatan. On. Repeat. 🦁 #LAvLAFC pic.twitter.com/vY5KzyYnaW

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 31, 2018

Zlatan remains Zlatan.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 31 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

Dwyer had two today in victory. OCSC fans already jumping ship - game wasnt a sellout

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 April 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link

lol 3 goals in 10 minutes. never change OCSC

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 April 2018 23:52 (six years ago) link

Toronto just should forfeit all their games until they're done with their cup run

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 April 2018 04:17 (five years ago) link

They kinda have

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 April 2018 05:16 (five years ago) link

Including the first leg of the final iirc

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 23 April 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

Lol @nycfc

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

that said, all the insider scuttlebutt I have heard points to this being increasing leverage over Fire ownership to sell to Ricketts & then strong arm their way out of Bridgeview

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Breaking MLS-Chicago Fire news: Joe Mansueto, the executive chairman & founder of investment research firm Morningstar, is acquiring a 49% stake in the Chicago Fire from owner Andrew Hauptman. Hauptman will remain chairman/controlling shareholder. More to come in @sbjsbd

— Ian Thomas (@byIanThomas) July 11, 2018

!

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Reminder: The Chicago Fire support went from this (in 2009) to this (tonight in 2018) in 9 years due to the franchise ownership of Andrew Hauptman and the leadership of Don Garber.

(2nd picture from the account of @folsom23) pic.twitter.com/s6zgEsw7eP

— The Nutmeg News (@TheNutmegNews) August 24, 2018

one of those moments when the satire site drops the veil

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 24 August 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

will be called inter miami apparently.
i like the badge.

mizzell, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...
two weeks pass...

At the All Star game.

100% rooting Atletico.

Lol MLS managed 1 shot, not on frame, first half

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 August 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

Such a pointless spectacle

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 2 August 2019 05:38 (four years ago) link

I enjoyed watching Atletico Madrid. Only reason i went

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Is Josef Martinez legitimately good or just better than MLS defenders?

ShariVari, Sunday, 11 August 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

I doubt he's Almiron level good, maybe Mexican league good

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 August 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

Fire's Nico Gaitan:

tackles opposing player, probably should have been a yellow, but is called a red
the red gets VAR'd
ref upholds the red, Nico is sent off (Fire hold on to win 2-0)
today, red is rescinded

tackle: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019/08/17/red-card-nico-gaitan-sent-reckless-tackle

WTFVAR

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

If that's a red, Orlando City would finish every match with eight guys

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

the whole vancouver whitecaps sexual abuse and harassment scandal and being bottom of the league has zapped my interest in the MLS pretty thoroughly

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

I can imagine!

The current fight with fans over antifascist imagery in stadiums is doing much the same to me… at least to the extent that following a team run by an egomaniac venture capitalist shitstain hadn't already sapped my interest.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

The current fight with fans over antifascist imagery in stadiums is doing much the same to me

yeah that's dumb as hell!

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

ATL united posted a slightly anti-gun banner after the recent slate of shootings at the last OC match, was a nice touch.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

fans I should have said

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

Yeah and a bunch of them got thrown out and banned for a year because of it

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 23 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

Also I should have said VULTURE capitalist shitstain above… he doesn't have enough money for ventures, which is part of the problem.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 23 August 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

God i wanna fuck ATL up toni

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Ght

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

HAUPT
MAN
OUT

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

^^aforementioned egomaniac vulture capitalist shitstain

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

I went to my first mls game of the season today, the latest i’ve left it in years. Weird one. ECS walked out at halftime because their iron front flag bearer got kcicked out. Quiet and sloppy second half, but a sounders win

alomar lines, Monday, 16 September 2019 04:09 (four years ago) link

Nice, y'all are in 2nd, huh?

Got so close to perfect home attendance this year for OC. made the first fifteen games, had to miss last night and will be out of the country for the finale.

Missed a wild one too. I have a feeling next year is our year. Definitely a better squad than a year ago

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

how'd I never notice that Houston basically has the same kit as Wolverhampton

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 September 2019 00:45 (four years ago) link

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 September 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Motherfuck our stupid dumbfuck front office.

Sixth season and we will be on our fourth goddamn coach.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 October 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

You can have Chicago's

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 7 October 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

oh shii we get to host

alomar lines, Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:09 (four years ago) link

Thank fuck ATL lost.

Their fans were insufferable pricks to my friend who was there with her young kid, telling her to "shut the fuck up" for cheering for OC in our own stadium

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

ok who is stoked

alomar lines, Sunday, 10 November 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

on my way to watch the WNT play in Jax so I'll miss a lot of this.

pulling Seattle

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

hell the fuck yes. never seen the stadium like that. hoarse. WOOOOOOOOOO SOUNDERS!!!!!!

alomar lines, Sunday, 10 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

maxi is correct

This is an incredible amount of money for a league that...

- Barely gets 200K viewers a game.

- Barely earns any amount of national media coverage.

- Still has players fly in economy.

- Actively claims it's not profitable. https://t.co/9kwRhUzMqW

— Maxi Rodriguez (@FutbolIntellect) December 16, 2019

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:13 (four years ago) link

they need a few foldings to remind them of their stature

100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link


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