holding and waving the front paws in the air is just not enough
― mh, Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
if doing something that causes discomfort to one being (the cat in this case) also brings joy to literally everyone else, is it worth doing? is there some sort of decision-point tradeoff line? if it only brings joy to 5 people but discomfort to 1, is it less defensible than it brought joy to 5000? just want to have my arguments ready in case i'm ever discussing this with my cat
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
I apologized to my cat aloud after I had the idea because I felt he could sense my inner cruelty
― mh, Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
for cats this product might find a market. suggest the same for dogs and you'd be chased out of the country. i think i have found my cause.
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
Dogs limbs not as innately dancey tbf
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
exactly. that can be part of the argument to the cat, or the pep talk before the performance
"you were born for this"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
"now stretch those paws out and dance"
treat cats with some respect, it's not like they're chickens
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
chickens would dance if they had even 1% of the raw ability of cats. but they don't have it. and you do. < another talking point for the pep talk
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
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Cat Trolley* Problems
*My cat's name is Trolley
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
I held off posting that for a couple weeks! Now that I know there's a market for my bad ideas I'll stop holding back
― mh, Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
some sort of prosthetic head device for dudes who are way pumped up on hgh to use so it doesn’t look like they have tiny noggins
― mh, Sunday, 10 December 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
I think you're on to something. I've always thought that those bodybuilders who have the face of a Home Depot store manager would like the option of making that not happen.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
most recently inspired by
This is possibly Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend and I have been staring at this photo for 5 hours straight. pic.twitter.com/JQ0MfY3TKn— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) December 10, 2017
― mh, Sunday, 10 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link
That’s viscerally upsetting
― .oO (silby), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
never google “hgh abuse” unless you wonder what a human ninja turtle would look like
― mh, Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
(immediately googles 'hgh abuse', has Cronenbergian nightmares for a week)
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Sunday, 10 December 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
mh stop having ideas!
― Jeff, Sunday, 10 December 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link
yeah it's "terrible" not "terrifying" ffs
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 December 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link
So much wat to unpack here: http://www.vulture.com/2017/12/lindsay-lohans-muscular-korean-boyfriend.html
― pplains, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link
Wasn't trying to derail the terrible ideas thread. Just looking for a larger version of that pic.
https://i.imgur.com/EK5u4AJ.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
always wondered who actually drank the tennis ball water
― crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 December 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7hsNCPk.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link
I'm such a peon, I don't know if this is an airplane or a superlimo.
https://i.imgur.com/1qu2z3I.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OkEVsBG.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
Oh no. I was kinda digging this guy
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 December 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link
Man, dig on him. He can afford those foot-sock things from the money he makes doing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWWNQCNmlck
― pplains, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:58 (six years ago) link
I don’t think he can afford half that shit
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
Then where's all the shit I can't afford, I ask you
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/83mt2lI.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 11 December 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link
tbh you need a good foot sock thing to coax blood flow past your bulges
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Dude looks like a cartoon character who used a bike pump to get swole.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link
my new terrible idea: someone get me somehgh
― mh, Monday, 11 December 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
Take Big Shaq's song "Man's Not Hot" and overdub bits of Gordon Ramsey yelling at people in "Hells Kitchen".
Shaq: "smoke trees..."Ramsey: "YOU'VE BURNT IT!!!"
(...)
Shaq: "take off your jacket"Ramsey: "TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF!!!"
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Monday, 11 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
A parody of the Tony Hawk videogames called 'Fall On Your Ass Simulator'.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link
check out Stair Dismount
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
Mornington Crescent Simulator 2018
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 17 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
a lighthearted, Ocean's Eleven-esque heist movie about the 9/11 conspirators
― .oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 05:15 (six years ago) link
don't do that to me right before bed. I can already see the split screen star wipes on the security videos, a box cutter wobbling down a walmart conveyor belt, all set to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8YQ6sU6I4
― pplains, Friday, 29 December 2017 05:32 (six years ago) link
The meta-terrible idea is this is the designated bomb in an updated version of The Producers
― .oO (silby), Friday, 29 December 2017 06:13 (six years ago) link
pilot lesson montage to that music, too
― mh, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
A tricorder attachment for mobile phones aimed at bus users. Is that just dark coloured fabric or has a previous occupant of that seat saturated it with urine? Find out with Buscorder!
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
rap tribute to the artist's best buddy, sampling the chorus of "hold me" by fleetwood mac but rapping on top of it so that you hear it as "homie, homie, homie"
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link
Silby!
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
I’m actually deeply unacceptable, it just rarely makes it to print
― The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link
Jedward play Vladimir and Estragon in a production of 'Waiting for Godot'.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 31 December 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link
thongeralls
― failsun ra (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 6 January 2018 11:38 (six years ago) link
I think I'll go outside today
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
good one
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 6 January 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, December 31, 2017 11:24 AM (six days ago)
Genuinely love this idea, would go see.
― emil.y, Saturday, 6 January 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link
SHOWER CURTAIN IDEAS, PATENTS PENDINGS
* Shower curtain smells like strawberries or roses or THE OCEAN whenever water hits it.
* Shower curtain glows in the dark.
* Shower curtain works like old Hypercolor shirts, changing color when wet or touched. Play on it like those new Microsoft touchscreens.
* Shower curtain with waterproof iPod pocket. (Waterproof hairnet sold separately.)
* Shower curtain with girls (or guys) that take their tops off when it gets warm, like novelty inkpens and shot glasses.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, August 20, 2007 4:37 PM Bookmark
DAMMIT.
https://i.imgur.com/TJimYuu.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link