whenever i get aroused very suddenly, i sneeze

Always found it was more a positional thing than a boredom thing

Then-gf played footsie with me in a maths class once and I had the teacher explain a very simple matrices concept over and over again for ten minutes after the scheduled break with the whole class fucked off at me until I composed myself enough to stand that was another one

no i feel ya

like a reflex

case where the lil guy snoozing does not mean losing