Bernie Taupin Is A Godawful Lyricist Whose Lyrics Sound Amazing Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth — ILM ARTIST POLL #41: ELTON JOHN

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The worst Elton John mega single.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

No room for Captain Fantastic.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

^^^ baffling!

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 04:29 (five years ago) link

(i'd put it #1, is all)

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 04:30 (five years ago) link

I really like Crocodile Rock :(

My dad is a big Elton John fan and I loved that song when I was like 6. Ditto for the Lion King soundtrack songs, I grew up listening to those. I just can’t actively hate them. I don’t really listen to them anymore but I don’t think they are his worst. Candle in the Wind is really bad though, kudos on that one.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 04:46 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

OTM about 'Your Song', I'm seriously fucking sick of hearing it at this stage.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 22 April 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

elton on bernie:

He comes from the wilds of Lincolnshire, I come from the suburbs of London. He lives in Santa Barbara and he’s literally won competitions for roping cattle. I collect antique porcelain and the only way you’d get me on the back of a horse is at gunpoint. Neither of us can write if the other is in the room. But there’s a weird bond between us that I felt the minute I opened the envelope – I could just write music to his words straight away, without even thinking about it – and it’s lasted over 50 years.

("the envelope" referring to a guy at liberty records in london randomly handing elton an envelope full of bernie lyrics in 1967.)

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link

what a great piece

had no interest in seeing this but if herself is on board then I’ll give it a gander

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link

Taron Egerton and Alden Ehrenreich are the same guy, right?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 06:07 (four years ago) link

i think so yes

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 May 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

r.i.p. Caribou, you deserved better

feeling this post today. not mentioned anywhere in this thread: the gorgeous "pinky." such a perfectly arranged/played/recorded chorus. i want to take a bubble bath in it. the lyrics are classic bernie, the chorus consisting of four lines that defy you to guess what they have to do with each other. but the last bit of the last verse is killing me right now: "oh it's ten below zero / and we're about / to abandon / our plans for the day." i wish i voted for it.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link

I thought I did mention it?!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 01:02 (four years ago) link

hmm, maybe on the voting thread?

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

I thought of the Elton poll crew watching his highness shuffle around the stage tonight for the farewell

did anyone else tune in? his band is so good

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 November 2022 07:29 (one year ago) link


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