brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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It's almost as if she's a fucking cretin or something.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 December 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

Far be it from me to say etc

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

but in a weak semi-defence of May this is a result of the structural inadequacy of our polity as it stands

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

so glad she crushed the saboteurs

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

no wait, c&s the saboteurs

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

The saboteurs are calling from inside the House

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

Several European countries seem to have got themselves mired in prolonged electoral clusterfucks lately but I'm not sure any of them are as uniquely fucked as us right now.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 December 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

Perfect storm of first past the post, main parties with huge fractures in their constituencies and nationalism pulling at the union and turning into xenophobia within England

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

ok so today was the required deadline to get stage 1 sorted and move onto stage 2, and whoops we missed it

but what in practice does this mean (beyond maximal egg-on-face for may for presenting it as she did)*: does everyone just continue talking away to get eventually stage 1 nailed down sometime in the near -- or distant! -- future, or does some other bad stuff kick in? wasn't this deadline one of TM's inflexible self-imposed constraints, now set aside? having to take more time *isn't* really a downside for her, is it? the constriant was self-imposed to persuade the brexit nutter squad she was serious. as long as no one is stepping up to challenge her, what's changed here?

*this lousy presentation is of course a repeat problem (and a pathological symptom): viz the announcement re not fully funding manchester after the terrorist attack, and then backing down on this the next day

mark s, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

Luckily it's a timetable rather than I target I assume. In the strict bullshit government indicators sense I mean

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 December 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

To round off the day:

Scottish Westminster voting intention:

SNP: 37% (-2)
LAB: 28% (+2)
CON: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 7% (-)

via @Survation, 27 - 30 Nov
Chgs. w/ September.

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 4, 2017

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

1 in 4 Scots supporting the Tories, cunts.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

unionism is a helluva drug

||||||||, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link

simonk133 talks thru the issue i was bothered abt above, re the thing which now kicks in (= eu not allowing us to move to stage 2 w/o firming up a soft b in all parts of the uk)*

I think UK gov has basically checkmated itself here. Principle that border can only be soft through regulatory convergence has been accepted, and they can't now back away from this or Ire/EU will block phase 2. But DUP won't accept NI special status so to get this through (cont)

— Simon (@simonk_133) December 4, 2017

*albeit in occluded language

mark s, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

the one condition it will work under obv is if the brexit arrangement for the mainland also looks quite a lot like the single market

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

Maybe they can sell the idea that the UK is staying in the single market and England minus London is the exceptional case.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

1 in 4 Scots supporting the Tories, cunts.

look i'm not saying that details of scottish tories should be kept in a public database like sex offenders but

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

So

What happens if we can't agree a border

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

uk annexes ireland

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

sorry lads

faust apes (NickB), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

Groundhog Day celebrated between march 17 and July 12 so

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

as we learned today, the things laura k hears are not necessarily particularly accurate or reliable, but

Hear opposition had been told to expect a 'major statement' from the PM in Commons tomorrow that could last several hours - now cancelled

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 4, 2017

mark s, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link

Faisal Islam reporting the same thing. Not seeing it on tomorrow's calendar either (but didn't see the schedule before, so...)
https://calendar.parliament.uk/calendar/Commons/All/2017/12/5/Daily

certainly looks emptier than the rest of the week though.

gyac, Monday, 4 December 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

May is in Cube and every doorway leads to more fiery torments, might as well enjoy this!

calzino, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

So, as per Simon's tweet basically she'll get the Tory backbenchers to lump what is effectively a soft-brexit deal? There is no strategy for forcing May out - and no replacement leader (Johnson could well lose his seat in the next GE), and Labour would win the next GE (with the help of Scotland) so I don't know where the hard Brexit Tories would go beyond huffing and puffing about the deal.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

to be honest as noted i was mainly posting that bcz it sets out what the situation is that now kicks in, courtesy the EU and stage 2: i'm not prepared to bet on a may plan vs the brexit intransigents being carried through, or them in any way adequately tamped down or frozen out or "threatened" into shutting up

(bcz the "threat" is basically may holding the poison bottle up to her lips and saying "if you don't do as i say, i will drink it here and now" -- and i don't think this is actually a very effective threat at all, it certainly didn't work on the DUP)

her throughline to a workable soft bexit is continuing to play DUP intransigence off against ultra-brexit intransigence, esp.as the former will outlast the latter, but it could hardly be a more peril-strewn and unclear throughline, assuming that's even where she's aiming (or that she has any idea where she's aiming) (11D chess is never what's going on anywhere: but surely least of all here)

mark s, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:28 (six years ago) link

(bcz the "threat" is basically may holding the poison bottle up to her lips and saying "if you don't do as i say, i will drink it here and now" -- and i don't think this is actually a very effective threat at all, it certainly didn't work on the DUP)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nintchdbpict000369877680.jpg?strip=all&w=960

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link

Poor taste

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link

So I believe, I wouldn't touch the stuff myself either tbf.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link

Dim view being taken this side of your lot I'm afraid chaps

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 09:17 (six years ago) link

The BBC News website has a video guide for folks confused by Brexit which they have chosen to call 'Bamboozled by Brexit'. It just seems like an odd choice given the two meanings of 'bamboozle' as 'confuse' or as 'swindle'.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 09:39 (six years ago) link

"theresa lives in central london. she says she does not know what brexit means, even though politicians keep talking about it."

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 09:43 (six years ago) link

The frustrating and dumb thing about this is that there's no clear democratic mandate for any one kind of Brexit, but a fairly clear Parliamentary majority for one that stays in the Single Market and the Customs Union. The only thing preventing it is May's weakness and stubborn determination to hang onto a job she manifestly does not deserve, plus a side order of Corbyn terror. Her own most fanatical backbenchers would be less of a problemn without those factors.

Ultimately something has to break soon otherwise we're going to be stuck at this point until the exact point at which we tip over the cliff, but there doesn't seem to be any way out that doesn't also break May's Premiership. She has to go.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link

there's no democratic mandate because the referendum question was so stupidly simple but really, i don't know a single Leave voter who doesn't want to be out of the Single Market. i'm not defending that opinion but "Brexit means Brexit" seems clear enough to me - i don't believe any Leave voters want to belong to some softcore version of the EU, they think sovereignty means never having to say you're sorry.

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:02 (six years ago) link

I suspect there are regional variations there even among Leave voters though, there'll be Brexit 'wets' like there are with everything. Thing is, even if there was a democratic mandate for the move there won't be for the consequences. That's the thing that doesn't make sense to me about the Hard Brexiters - if leaving the EU turns out to completely economically ruinous in a way that everyone can see, then the democratic consensus for remaining outside the EU collapses. They're taking a big gamble that hatred of the EU will outweigh all other concerns and I don't think there are enough people in the country who will agree with them on that.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:16 (six years ago) link

How much of that is sticking to guns. I don't know but if there were a situation where both Northern Ireland and Scotland were in the single market and London and Wales were trying to be, it feels like everywhere else wouldn't see any contradiction between wanting the UK out of single market but their own region in it, until it was all the regions

Except Non-Grimsby Lincolnshire

anvil, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:22 (six years ago) link

There’s Leave Voters and there’s “Yes I voted Leave and I’d do it again, let me explain why”, though.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

the smarter Brexiters i know are already on a "the economic consequences aren't the issue" tip, but they also don't really believe it'll be economically ruinous long term. i'd guess that most people (on both sides) didn't have a long term view anyway, the nature of the referendum was basically "do you hate the EU y/n?" and our democracy as a whole doesn't really seem to be built on long termism or considered, complex options.

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

s/explain/tell you/

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link

"the economy" is pretty much an abstract, whether you're on the winning end or not. people who feel comfortably off tend to assume it'll never end, and people who are struggling don't really give one fuck if the news is telling them that the country's doing great.

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:36 (six years ago) link

they also don't really believe it'll be economically ruinous long term.

Quite a few think the opposite.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link

there was a good james meek long read in the LRB the week before the brexit vote, abt farmers and farming, and how they viewed the EU: what was fascinating was how evidently torn individual farmers were, between the practicalities and the cultural element: they had an ideal of british farming they wanted to cling to (which helped them distance themselves from "thinking about europe") but they were also very extremely aware -- as you'd except -- of the day-to-day realities of taking farm product (whatever this was) to market (wherever this is); plus they were grumpy about and felt threatened by big agribusiness, which is probably a darker cloud over the ideals of british farming than EU regs (plus handy stipends) has ever been… thiiiink the farmers union was anti-brexit, will have to look this up; the takeaway was roughly that the lure of the diminishment of form-filling at the very least matches the nightmare of tarriffs and losing swathes of ppl to sell to, and that "rational choice theory" (at best a neoliberal nostrum) was a mask for huge anxiety, ambivalence and anger that all the above was present in their life as a consequence of this sequence of events (like a decision that had to be made and one of the most present options was just cutting all ties bcz maybe somehow it will remove the local economy from all the anxieties)*

it's here: https://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n12/james-meek/how-to-grow-a-weetabix

my interpretatative tl;dr : for many (wealthy or otherwiuse) (both exist in farming) europe has become a figure for capitalism at large, as if its removal will return us to an imagined age when growing buying and selling is the cheerful happy world it once was, before capitalism came over the hill :|

mark s, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:44 (six years ago) link

I think we've seen over the last few years that even if you're struggling things can always get worse. A lot hinges who gets the blame when they do.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:49 (six years ago) link

By 2049 Britain will grow its own bananas, picked by robots and yours for just £38 a bunch.

nashwan, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link

Yeah, NFU was pro-remain, but most farmers for leave. Read that Meek piece at the time- this exchange sticks in the mind:

As I was leaving he told me I’d forgotten to ask a question.

‘What?’

‘Which way I’m going to vote in the referendum.’

‘Which way are you going to vote?’ He’d already told me that post-Brexit the fight to control the countryside would intensify.

‘Out.’

‘Why?’

‘It’d be bad for farming, but there are some things more important than farming.’

‘What things?’ He wouldn’t say.

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link

not to get too mark fisher abt this (since apparently actual real ilxors readily confuse me with him as it is) but modern capitalism has been tremendously effective at persuading people to internalise the blame for the bad life situations they find themselves in (which emerges ether as depression or or other mental health issues, or else as barely controllable displaced rage)

mark s, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link

been re-reading Capitalist Realism lately because v true but horrible when you know how it ends

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:55 (six years ago) link

also telling other people that depression is systemic gets you a lot of blank looks

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 10:56 (six years ago) link


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