brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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My mum's dream Irish GQ cover star.

oh jaysis

i still occasionally suffer bouts of ptsd from interacting with daniel o’donnell fans when i worked the bar at his gigs in glasgow royal concert hall

my mum is going to see him in Harrogate next week I believe.

my condolences

Why did that need confirming, that was built in from the start.

my mother in law was a massive DD fan until he said something a bit ecumenical one time

Did he offer to have a look at her gas boiler

psyched for ireland to determine the future of the uk, love a poetic irony

What if we insisted on a border between us and them lunatics

nobody would blame you

except the Leave ultras I drink with

Krishnan Gurumurthy quibbling with Crispin Blunt over how long it takes to look at internet porn. All the important issues covered.

KGM ia terrible! This whole interview is two people talking at the same time

KGM has always been centrist dad central

Also a manspreader, as seen by me when he was chowing down on felafel outside the old Betty’s Café near ITN.

Damn, I miss Betty’s. They did incredible felafel.

never forget

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BW345b-IMAAWg9u.jpg

dammit suzy I want falafel now

I want that jumper!

deadly combination of Fintan O'Toole + Mairtin O'Muilleoir + Kate Hoey on AQ tonight make me feel like renouncing my Irish roots, voting for Brexit and then committing suicide.

I've only seen O'Toole moving once as opposed to in written format

It was in person, at the gate theatre

Shoulda kilt the cunt

fucking Nigel Dodds as well.

do we think the minister of state for redtube will go eventually

he may retire to spend more time with his hand

I don’t think he can go. You can’t accuse the police of lying and then tacitly admit that maybe they aren’t.

I think the ongoing rumours of inappropriate conduct with three dimensional women are more likely to be the end of him.

What a choice, Dirty Damien Green vs. various dodgy Met officers.

Lab 45-Con 38 in new Survation

Edit:Con 3837. "This is most perplexing, Stephen".

Alan Milburn and his social mobility team gone:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/social-mobilty-board-resigns-theresa-may-alan-milburn-brexit-a8089021.html

I’m not sure how many people who would be considering voting Tory would be that moved by this specifically in the face of Brexit, but the impression that she’s fixated on one thing and fucking that up won’t help,

alleged former Labour MP surprised that Tory government not doing much for the poor

Andrew Marr asked Milburn if he was a Centrist Dad today.

glad i held myself back from using that term now

yeah that is the official peak centrist dad watershed, it should be banned from all communications henceforth.

we could go back to calling them Tories

BBC impartiality: Falage, Milburn, Rees-Mogg, some tin-eared American from a capitalist think-tank and one token leftie columnist.

Effect of Tories being called out for lack of interest in social mobility somewhat blunted by the fact that Milburn is vile.

centrist dad good now, also we have always been at war with eastasia :D

https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/jeremy-corbyn/news/91117/jeremy-corbyn-i-am-radicalised

zounds! I used to like Gregory Porter, but not now he is doing cheeseball Nat King Cole covers on the Marr show.

Here's a thing, I just watched a discussion on the Sunday Politics on Brexit which contained a number of laboured analogies to football, this was followed by an interview with Michael Howard who carried on the football analogy and then proceeded to say he had every confidence in Theresa May and David Davis so many times I literally lost count, I can only assume he has no idea what this usually means when said about a football manager in a mismanaged team mired in a relegation battle.

with friends like michael howard...

The thing is, no-one in the studio would have picked up on this because, as was obvious from the moment they started the analogy, none of them know anything about football. Should have stuck to rugger.

ok dying

My staff log onto my computer on my desk with my login everyday. Including interns on exchange programmes. For the officer on @BBCNews just now to claim that the computer on Greens desk was accessed and therefore it was Green is utterly preposterous !!

— Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries) December 2, 2017

whut the hell?

interns on exchange programmes

dawg

*cough* Data Protection Act *cough*

STOP HELPING

Guys it's all going to be okay...

Great to welcome International Trade Secretary @LiamFox to our specialist bassoon business today - we discussed new innovations and the international bassoon market. #bassoons @tradegovuk #SmallBizSatUK pic.twitter.com/kW8zJcuFzG

— Double Reed Ltd. (@doublereedltd) December 2, 2017

LOL excellent!

never mind the oboes, Liam likes them big

As they would say in his home town, he's a fuckin' balloon so a bassoon is near enough.

Why can’t us politicians be sensitive artists, they’re so understanding and open minded