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Ya nuancer

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

Ah great more high horse crap

brimstead, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link

You are both lads, iinm

brimstead, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link

stop it with the lads shit ffs

That's racist, dude.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link

Limmy

― ultros ultros-ghali, Sunday, October 1, 2017 8:30 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i declare a fatwa on you

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

Don't be a sulky dullard brimstead there's a good chap

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

alright it's all good

I need to snap into a slim Jim before I post or something, I'm always posting so hangry

brimstead, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link

you rang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-fjmZsVcg4

saer, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link

I had the council lads come round and install a system and up this popped

saer, Friday, 1 December 2017 00:30 (six years ago) link

Go with god brimstead

Am half curious as to the meaning ppl have on lads now but I'd guess it's all things to all lads probably

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link

Alls lads that ends lads

infinity (∞), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:41 (six years ago) link

Re: Limmy I don't even feel hostile towards the guy, and admittedly I've only seen the odd sketch here and there, maybe his stuff has a cumulative effect I'm missing out on idk. It's just that all the clips of him I've seen seem like some laboured set-up for a feeble pay-off but that makes him no worse than, oh, pretty much all sketch comedy ever made.

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 1 December 2017 11:07 (six years ago) link

I was interested to hear an Irish girl at work use 'lads' the other day (in an 'oh come on', eye-rolling context) directed at two female workmates.

MaresNest, Friday, 1 December 2017 12:32 (six years ago) link

I have explicitly noted this on more than one ilx occasion but if I may allow myself a very limited martyr moment there's many lads around the place determined to misunderstand or project to maximum reproval and always at the expense of increased cultural comprehension

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Friday, 1 December 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link

xp, I think I may have noted in the past that my other half has, on at least one occasion, referred to her mother as ‘lads’ in the same situation.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 1 December 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Danny Baker ahahahahaha gosh you're whimsical you smug cunt

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link

there's more that could be c+p'ed from wiki but this

Baker is a lifelong supporter of his local football club, Millwall.

is all you need to know really.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

everything on 5 live is very bad.

calzino, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link

sometimes you want to listen to a sports game

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link

Baker makes Colin Murray seem like a passable attempt at a radio presenter tho, that's a tremendous achievement in the field of twattery

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link

I used to like Tim Vickery and 606, but I find them unbearable these days. I've probably changed more than either of them have.

calzino, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:38 (six years ago) link

some days i end up listening to the World Service because it's less aggravating than whatever's on 4 or 5

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link

some very good stuff on there, apart from when it gets too Trumpcentric.

calzino, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:45 (six years ago) link

What's wrong with millwall?

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link

xp
The major danger of falling asleep with R4 on is waking up to Chris Grayling's voice. You don't get no trigger warning ffs.

calzino, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link

What's wrong with millwall?

I grew up following Rangers, no offence but I wouldn't expect too much off this site.

It's almost as if it was......my fault, or something.

Master of Treacle, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:05 (six years ago) link

off = of

Master of Treacle, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link

Frankie Boyle.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

I presume he's on the box. He can make me laugh sometimes, but when he's bad he absolutely fucking reeks.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

He's a joyless prick with no charisma and no comedic skills - he's a comedy writer not a performer.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

I used to absolutely hate him for his attention seeking lol disablism type shittiness. But his short lived election/Scot-ref shows were at least not HIGNFY, and quite funny in places. I know, a very low bar, but I think I'm slowly going back to my original position, but that he's not much cop rather than hating him.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

if a millwall fan started posting to ilx i would engage in good-natured top bantz with them

imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

About right, yes.

Mark G, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

I'd make up a cruel football chant to piss them off, based on the Your Relegation one.

We all know you're going down to live in Doncaster (Talkin 'bout your relegation gentrification)

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

Well it's the right thread for it.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

fuck me that Leigh Francis is hilarious

he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 July 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

wow.doxxed

repartee is deft (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRqa3tyeisM

del griffith, Sunday, 8 July 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Festival looks like a new Inbetweeners movie in all but name

Just. everybody. die.

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

why hasn't Jonathan Pie been mentioned in this thread? Why hasn't he been mentioned in every post in this thread?

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Monday, 8 October 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/8SMeQpo.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

!

StanM, Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6512/558/1600/File0057.jpg

everything, Saturday, 16 March 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link

My mind is trying to process the idea of Dara O'Briain, Frankie Boyle, and David Mitchell being considered "not funny" because they've become three of my favorite comedians ever. OTOH, I cannot second the "Bat Dad" mention strongly enough and every time one of my friends on FB repost that fucker it only makes me want to beat the shit out of him and his entire horrible family.

I'm really sad to find that "Family Ties", which was one of my favorite TV shows as a little girl, has aged terribly and isn't very watchable these days. OTOH I'm delighted to see how well "The Facts of Life" has aged and that my adoration of it as a kid was correct. I also find a lot of American stand-up comedians hacky and as diametrically opposite of funny as possible, e.g. the examples am0n posted on October 31, 2012; the first one is especially "LOL flyover country amirite?" hackneyed and tired.

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

The fly on Mike Pence’s head

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 15 October 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link

it's still there?

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Thursday, 15 October 2020 07:37 (three years ago) link

It's here all week

Ba-dum-tsss!

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Thursday, 15 October 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link

actual lol

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 16 October 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

People keep sharing videos from something called Channel 4's The B@it and it every single one of them is the worst thing in the world, like a perpetual turtles-all-the-way-down festival of unfunny bullshit

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 09:58 (three years ago) link

viz: https://www.comedy.co.uk/videos/group/the_bait/
just scrolling down the list of video titles brings me to a special level of despair

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 10:31 (three years ago) link


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