“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I’d have at least a hundred dollars.Lol wtf.― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, November 29, 2017 2:53 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkugh i keep hearing john fogerty singing this to the tune of "lodi"― marcos, Wednesday, November 29, 2017 3:21 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, November 29, 2017 2:53 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ugh i keep hearing john fogerty singing this to the tune of "lodi"
― marcos, Wednesday, November 29, 2017 3:21 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fuck man me too now
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
Goddammit
i've heard he's a total creep and extremely rude arrogant in general xp
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
he was always extra sassy on the charlie rose show...
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― scott seward, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link
and let it drift down below the beltline
Dude is like 6'5"
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
uh...
It began airing nationwide in 1980 and grew into a hit that fueled MPR's growth into one of the nation's largest public radio operations. At the show's peak, Keillor drew 4 million listeners every week while serving as Minnesota's cultural ambassador, with tales of the mythical Lake Wobegon that gently skewered the state's strong work ethic, good-hearted earthiness and humble nature. Keillor appeared on the cover of Time magazine. His book "Lake Wobegon Days" sold more than 1 million copies in 1985. Playgirl named him one of the sexiest men in America.
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link
what the fuck
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
i was overjoyed to hear this sumptuous news today mmmhmm
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 November 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link
The story of his alleged misdeeds is “more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard,” Keillor wrote.
The thought of him monotonously narrating a homespun yarn about his sexual misdeeds is like some new undiscovered circle of hell.
― Moodles, Thursday, 30 November 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
interesting? that's the word he picked?
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 November 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
lmao moodles
― flappy bird, Thursday, 30 November 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link
Actual conversation that just happened between me and a nurse.
Him: can't believe about garrison KeillorMe: I'm not surprised. Him: what do you mean? I never took him for a letch. He was instantly fired...
He seemed offended so I threw him the peace sign
― In a slipshod style (Ross), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
I have only good things to say about my biggest mentor/influence in comedy. I wasn't going to say anything, but the world has lost its mind. pic.twitter.com/DpDpzoVAMH— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) December 1, 2017
― j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link
The world doesn't have a mind.
― Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link
It does, but it's below average
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 December 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
i don't know who erica rhodes is but if garrison keillor is your biggest influence in comedy idk what to tell you, maybe choose another career
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 2 December 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link
Waiting for the other shoe to drop on this guy too.
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― pplains, Saturday, 2 December 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
xp she's been appearing on his show since she was a kid
― j., Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG7WC2qGoZg
― Pheeel, Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link
Oops, should've been this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmkq7yylRkU
going after women who criticize him on Facebook now
I guess Donald Trump isn't the only one who reflexively responds to criticism by belitting *women* after trolling for comments about himself he wasn't tagged in by pages he doesn't follow. Just another day in the womanhood. pic.twitter.com/3TWTUSJcPO— nora mcinerny (@noraborealis) December 2, 2017
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link
she's an author who also works for MPR and wrote this editorial for Timehttps://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/5044068/garrison-keillor-mpr-fired#ampshare=http://time.com/5044068/garrison-keillor-mpr-fired/
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 December 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
god that Simpsons clip is fucking amazing
― flappy bird, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link