I HATE GARRISON KEILLOR

kind of falls apart towards the end tho

i could have sworn it was here where i read some account about how horrible he is to work for but maybe it wasn't. or maybe it was on the noize board thread.

“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I’d have at least a hundred dollars.
Lol wtf.

― New Jersey (treeship 2), Wednesday, November 29, 2017 2:53 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh i keep hearing john fogerty singing this to the tune of "lodi"

― marcos, Wednesday, November 29, 2017 3:21 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck man me too now

Goddammit

i've heard he's a total creep and extremely rude arrogant in general xp

he was always extra sassy on the charlie rose show...

https://charlie-p-2ac84d7056ca7f9d.s3.amazonaws.com/clips/thumbnails/000/010/370/feat_full/1HY7BQG_161_lt.jpg?1456752591

https://charlie-p-2ac84d7056ca7f9d.s3.amazonaws.com/clips/thumbnails/000/020/520/feat_full/1HY053_005_lt.jpg?1456536791

and let it drift down below the beltline

Dude is like 6'5"

uh...

It began airing nationwide in 1980 and grew into a hit that fueled MPR's growth into one of the nation's largest public radio operations. At the show's peak, Keillor drew 4 million listeners every week while serving as Minnesota's cultural ambassador, with tales of the mythical Lake Wobegon that gently skewered the state's strong work ethic, good-hearted earthiness and humble nature. Keillor appeared on the cover of Time magazine. His book "Lake Wobegon Days" sold more than 1 million copies in 1985. Playgirl named him one of the sexiest men in America.

what the fuck

i was overjoyed to hear this sumptuous news today mmmhmm

The story of his alleged misdeeds is “more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard,” Keillor wrote.

The thought of him monotonously narrating a homespun yarn about his sexual misdeeds is like some new undiscovered circle of hell.

interesting? that's the word he picked?

lmao moodles

Actual conversation that just happened between me and a nurse.

Him: can't believe about garrison Keillor
Me: I'm not surprised.
Him: what do you mean? I never took him for a letch. He was instantly fired...

He seemed offended so I threw him the peace sign

I have only good things to say about my biggest mentor/influence in comedy. I wasn't going to say anything, but the world has lost its mind. pic.twitter.com/DpDpzoVAMH

— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) December 1, 2017

The world doesn't have a mind.

It does, but it's below average

i don't know who erica rhodes is but if garrison keillor is your biggest influence in comedy idk what to tell you, maybe choose another career

Waiting for the other shoe to drop on this guy too.

http://www.wjct.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wyk_event_image_960x480_01.png

xp she's been appearing on his show since she was a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG7WC2qGoZg

Oops, should've been this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmkq7yylRkU

going after women who criticize him on Facebook now

I guess Donald Trump isn't the only one who reflexively responds to criticism by belitting *women* after trolling for comments about himself he wasn't tagged in by pages he doesn't follow. Just another day in the womanhood. pic.twitter.com/3TWTUSJcPO

— nora mcinerny (@noraborealis) December 2, 2017

she's an author who also works for MPR and wrote this editorial for Time

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/5044068/garrison-keillor-mpr-fired#ampshare=http://time.com/5044068/garrison-keillor-mpr-fired/

god that Simpsons clip is fucking amazing