brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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that old chestnut, really?

more like linekermac, innit? :p

calzino, Monday, 27 November 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

Damn son

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Monday, 27 November 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link

This Meghan seems nice, it's a pity she has to die come the revolution.

The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link

how many centrist proto-parties are there now (not including the actually in existence)?

Prof Brian Cox just told Chris Evans R2 he’s thinking of running for PM with a new Macron-inspired party. Listener texts name: The Rational Front

— Colin Brown (@ColinBrown00) November 28, 2017

mark s, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link

That's the third I have heard of.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:33 (six years ago) link

of course Coxy is a centrist dad, he's the Eddie Izzard of astronomy

Pred Sheeran (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:33 (six years ago) link

he is down on dowsing, i am down on him

mark s, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:36 (six years ago) link

it's like charities, these things are so obviously vanity projects that their creators wouldn't dream of just joining something that already exists - "Centrist Dads Against Drugs"

Pred Sheeran (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link

"The Rational Front"

Murder!

actually I mean literally somebody please assassinate this fuck.

calzino, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link

he is down on dowsing, i am down on him


hawt

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 10:44 (six years ago) link

enjoyed this one:

If anyone has access to the scientific equipment needed to split the lib dem vote even further, it's Professor Brian Cox

Pred Sheeran (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

by October Macron's approval rating had the steepest decline of any president since Chirac '95 in the space of 6 months, but this doesn't trouble pseudo-tories like Cox because winning elections at any cost is all that matters of course.

calzino, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

a year today since ukip unleashed the nuttallator

mark s, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link

What do you think of it so far, Paul?

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/pri_42727065-e1497013735500.jpg?w=748&h=658&crop=1

Centrist Pred (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link

so the 58 extensive brexit impact reports that david davis handed over to parliament apparently amounted to just two lever arch files worth of stuff?

damian green is people (NickB), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

tbf they did have to fit on a floppy disk already full of DD's favourite Bergerac quotes in Clarisworks

nashwan, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

I wonder what the nuttallator is up to these days? I could imagine him eating cold beans out of the tin in a badly kept shithole. Earlier it was funny to read that clown from the FT's year old tweet that Labour should be "quaking" over this big dog.

calzino, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

Was Cox always this much of a public dork or did this stuff start when his wife got no-platformed for wondering whether it would be better for trans people to be identified before birth and aborted?

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

one wd imagine that's the kind of thing that brings out latent bitterness but he's hardly the only celebrity scientist to have reprehensibly "rational" political opinions

Centrist Pred (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link

It would be odd if Cox started a new party, his wife's already got one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_United

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

I think rationalism applied in a political context is just a euphemism for fucking off your moral compass.

calzino, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

I assume they just aren't thinking too deeply about anything.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

european liberalism has been flapping to find a raison d'etre since the advent of socialism, and failing pitifully

Centrist Pred (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

The pathetic thing is none of these wannabe Macron start-up parties will ever get one MP to stand in an election. At least the two I've seen so far were nothing more than late night tweets or one or two spots on the radio. They so want to scare Labour into turning their rage towards Brexit and really resent that Labour are reserving that energy to get the Tories on their austerity policies.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

This is an excellent, nuanced thread on HDV. Its been reported as a hard-left take over ofc.

1/ Firstly, obviously silly to go on about “purges” or “coups” or “factionalism” as ppl have in the Times.

These were all democratic selection processes and tbh I’m delighted that housing policy is now such a central question in local political debate.

— Luke Barratt (@lukewbarratt) November 28, 2017

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

i was deep into an answer on how cox had always been a bit of a twerp when i realised i was thinking of ben goldacre, which i guess proves noodle's point quite effectively

mark s, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

I can't think of Brian Cox without thinking of the Horrible Histories sketch about Wonders of Egyptian Universe, unfortunately not on YouTube

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SbXTbKLH5_k/sddefault.jpg

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

£57bn divorce bill - how's the old magic money tree coming along?

damian green is people (NickB), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

gotta push pineapple first iirc

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

split that bill between the 52% i reckon.

koogs, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

like a stick of rock from a bad place, you know that is something that will have Theresa May approval stamped right fucking through it.

calzino, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link

aside from the most obviously disturbing effect of this on vulnerable groups (for whom tories care nothing about) can't they see the obvious implications for policing? a home environment for immigrants is a safer environment for organised crime.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

a HOSTILE environment for immigrants

plax (ico), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link

sorry, blindingly obvious

plax (ico), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link

It's the UK, 2017, folks and the Queen is making sure she doesn't have to bear the stench of even secondhand Papism:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5126203/Meghan-baptised-Church-England.html

Or is this another deal struck with the DUP?

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:05 (six years ago) link

her first husband, US TV producer Trevor Engelson, was Jewish and the couple tied the knot in a Bohemian ceremony at the Jamaica Inn in Ocho Rios, Jamaica

what is a "bohemian ceremony"? is that when the bride wears flip flops and the groom plays bongos? or does it mean you get defenestrated after the first dance?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:09 (six years ago) link

If it's about throwing Catholics out of windows then the Queen would approve.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:10 (six years ago) link

"Is this your real wife? Is this just fantasy?"

Centrist Pred (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:12 (six years ago) link

"shortly before the wedding, the bride will proceed alone to a prepared alcove of st. george's chapel where she is expected to ingest a bound copy of the nicene creed"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:14 (six years ago) link

Can hear Nicholas Witchell saying that tbh.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:17 (six years ago) link

Haha NV

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:18 (six years ago) link

There are notably few photos in the GIS for "Queen Tony Blair" which feature windows, it's true. Though most of them have Michael Sheen instead.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link

JOB has been good value on all this lately

We’re paying tens of billions of pounds to leave the world’s largest free trade area while surrendering all of our ability to define its rights & regulations.
All so that we can hopefully start negotiating an inferior arrangement with the world’s largest free trade area.

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) November 29, 2017

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

@andrew_lilico
It's probably an honest mistake, easily done. I RTed something from someone dodgy once, then un-RTed it quickly (to some well-earned derision) & apologised. Surely Trump can be man enough to do the same?

@DPJHodges
Are you being serious.

nashwan, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

Trump needs to man up and be more like andrew lolico

Neil S, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

or dan hodges

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

of all the possible hot takes, he found the worst. He smashed it.

Neil S, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link


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