brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

it's easy if you try

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imagining Izzard vs Brand in a furious debate on post-Marxism and whether that would be funnier than their actual acts in 2017

some people accredit Izzard with a lot of intelligence because he is multi-lingual and also talk of his alleged surreal qualities, some people's surreal is other peoples verbal diarrhoea. I mean the memoir he is currently plugging is subtitled "a memoir of love, death and jazz chickens". That loudly signals smug Radio 4 humourfail shite alert to me, nothing surreal about it at all.

otm

he is like a boring person's idea of a barmy surrealist. like, even more than noel fielding

aye this fucker hasn't earned his Daniil Kharms stripes at all, he is more from that UK tradition of studied zaniness imo.

push him in the pit

NI Unionists are doing what they've been doing since time immemorial: the right to be British except when being British gets in the way of their own self interest at which point they demand special favours not given to their fellow Britons.

Also being fundamentalist Christians which is relevant far more often than it appears to be in any other theatre of European politics

At what point does this seemingly endless fucking paralysis actually end?

Some fuckin' Royalist Arlene Foster is:

...in a post on Mrs Foster's Twitter account, she mistakenly sent her best wishes to his already-married brother.

"Congratulations to HRH Prince William on his engagement to Megan (sic) Markle," she posted.

"Wonderful news this morning!"

The tweet was quickly deleted, with Mrs Foster correcting her error.

Brothers in arms dump

Hoping some Murican blood injected into the royal family bloodstream will be the death that atrocious institute. It won't will it?

whatever works

Heh

It's not the American part that would be the first objection I can imagine Philip raising

Already tired to death of the "she was in Suits kids! Steamy scenes lads! Murican! Divorced! Bit of the ole oh-la-laa amirite guys? Ingerland needed something positive! Think of the million mugs that'll be made and sold!" hot takes. And I'm not even in the UK rn.

Royalty is the worst Groundhog Day and deserves it's own circle in hell.

#burnitdown

Hoping some Murican blood injected into the royal family bloodstream will be the death that atrocious institute. It won't will it?

It didn't work the last time it was tried. Still it did prevent an actual Nazi from being a king.

Prepare to hear about how they're benefitting from her common touch from now until you die and they harvest your organs.

From now until the affairs, suicide attempts, separation and divorce surely?

another celebz story. Just going to finish my Ocado order _(┐「ε:)_

It'll be a three months long opium for the masses 'high' while MayBot and company stumble through a brexit process absolutely disastrous for the working class and the poor.

But we sure shifted those 'keep calm and love 'arry and meggin' mugs and onesies and flags and pies! We take care of our own 'ere!

I've no doubt the wedding will be planned either on or around a significant and difficult hurdle/screw-up in the ongoing success story that is brexit.

_(┐「ε:)_

I'm intruiged but cannot make out what the hell this is :)

Intrigued even

_(┐「ε:)_ Giving Up and Dying

my main thought so far has been "this has to be worth a day off work"

I don't see it Calz but ty :)

'A day off work' indeed: something everyone will be completely grateful for. As the tiny chain links in need of oiling that we are.

don't you ever lie on your side and decide to stop living?

They've confirmed that we won't get a bank holiday.

Fuck the parasitic cunts then

Bank holiday for the marriage for, uh, what is Harry again?

I just said

don't you ever lie on your side and decide to stop living?

― calzino, Monday, November 27, 2017 7:48 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd prefer to not answer this question :-/

Bank holiday for the marriage for, uh, what is Harry again?

― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Monday, 27 November 2017 19:50 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a ride.

do these people not feel ashamed

sorry.

The royals or those that are in the industry around the royals or anyone who takes any notice of the royals or ppl who marry royals

xp

i mean, i meant that more as a general comment

The only recent royal story I liked was the one about John Davidson meeting Charles. In the photo Charles has a startled expression and John later admitted he called Charles a "parasite" and said: Camilla's a shit ride. I'm not making fun of his Tourette's condition, in fact I'd like to think it wasn't Tourette's related tbh.

Love how Matt's "endless paralysis" question prompts a discussion on the royals for the first time on this thread today. Good work.

The paralysis is also in the One Nation wets who aren't going to instigate a vote of no confidence, even though they know this lot are destroying this country and have made it a global laughing stock. So fucking terrified of Corbyn be they. Oh fuck, I'm sounding like The Canary so I'll stfu.

it's kind of nice when the worst lack all conviction for a change

No good if the best can't actually wield any influence tbh

that old chestnut, really?

more like linekermac, innit? :p

Damn son

This Meghan seems nice, it's a pity she has to die come the revolution.

how many centrist proto-parties are there now (not including the actually in existence)?

Prof Brian Cox just told Chris Evans R2 he’s thinking of running for PM with a new Macron-inspired party. Listener texts name: The Rational Front

— Colin Brown (@ColinBrown00) November 28, 2017

That's the third I have heard of.