This is the thread where we never listen to Imagine Dragons

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (238 of them)

THUNDER & THE LIGHTNING & THE THUNDER & THE LIGHTNING
A NEW MOTHER CRIES

― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, November 20, 2017 9:58 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gallileo

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 November 2017 07:33 (two years ago) link

can’t wait for Barenaked Ladies vs Imagine Dragons suit over this melody

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 November 2017 17:21 (two years ago) link

What melody? Are you all listening to Imagine Dragons? This thread used to mean something.

.oO (silby), Thursday, 23 November 2017 17:33 (two years ago) link

Ugh I hate people... in one of my bars keep asking for those Imagine Dragons singles from this year and they are awful. I refuse you Imagine Dragons!

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 23 November 2017 17:33 (two years ago) link

i got blindsided in a rental car lol. i was like, what is this bullshit that lifted a melody from Barenaked Ladies (and it was irritating the first time)? and it was imagine dragons. so.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 November 2017 20:56 (two years ago) link

my neighbors went to this concert a few weeks ago and came home with matching Imagine Dragon shirts.

also, find it disconcerting that Google Voice to Text knows to capitalize Imagine Dragons.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 November 2017 21:15 (two years ago) link

bad music for bad people

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, March 6, 2013 5:18 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so cynical but probably right

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 November 2017 21:48 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I just accidentally heard some Imagine Dragons while checking on the football game and it made me think of this post and the more innocent times before I had actually heard Imagine Dragons.

same

i was not trying to listen to this i just wanted to hear saban's non answers about the first half

Дарья (daria-g), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:11 (ten months ago) link

this ain't rappin/this is frip hop

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:23 (ten months ago) link

it seems likely that I’ve heard imagine dragons by now but I still have never listened to imagine dragons.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 03:43 (ten months ago) link

if the neo-nazis got their way every single recording artist would be like imagine dragons

dyl, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 04:40 (ten months ago) link

I just said "imagine dragons remix featuring lil wayne" out loud and I'm questioning lots of things

mh, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:48 (ten months ago) link

listened to a few of their non-single songs mid-last year when i was trying to figure out what song was in a trailer for the 2018 chapter of the mission: impossible saga

some of their album deep cuts do... very different things. not good things, but definitely different ones

mh, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:59 (ten months ago) link

You need to take this to a thread where you do listen to Imagine Dragons

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 17:10 (ten months ago) link

Imagine Dragons sounds like a minor-league baseball team in a town owned by the Walt Disney Company

bros before HOOS (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 17:14 (ten months ago) link

I heard the entirety of their latest album while playing board games with my parents over the holidays.

One of the songs was very drum and bass.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 17:45 (ten months ago) link

you can never be sure if you've listened to imagine dragons because every song is a slightly different style

which of these styles will be best for licensing in a commercial? gotta try em all

mh, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 18:29 (ten months ago) link

any time i hear a song on the radio i don’t recognize i assume it’s imagine dragons and it usually is

— Judy Candlebox (@erasermate) September 11, 2018

orifex, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:38 (ten months ago) link

I was wondering today why everybody hated these guys and then played their three biggest hits and realized I fucking hate all three and just didn't know it was them

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 January 2019 06:30 (ten months ago) link

i might have heard imagine dragons in a fast casual burger joint tonight but i guess i'll never know

j., Thursday, 10 January 2019 06:36 (ten months ago) link

it seems likely that I’ve heard imagine dragons by now but I still have never listened to imagine dragons.

same

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 January 2019 06:46 (ten months ago) link

so you're not a …."Believer"?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 January 2019 06:52 (ten months ago) link

mods need to threadban anyone who has listened to imagine dragons tbqh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 10 January 2019 07:17 (ten months ago) link

difference between listening and hearing imo

mh, Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:16 (ten months ago) link

Listening vs Hearing

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:22 (ten months ago) link

Just discovered this wonderful thread, but I can't contain my curiosity (I suspect I've heard a lot of Imagine Dragons without realizing it and I need to go find out), so this is farewell.

enochroot, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:23 (ten months ago) link

(shit, turns out that I legit had never heard any imagine dragons songs before, but it's too late now)

enochroot, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:26 (ten months ago) link

from the Spin article:

The word “thunder” appears nearly 75 times in their song of the same name.

harvey wall/barrier (voodoo chili), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:34 (ten months ago) link

Thunder! Feel the thunder! STOMP STOMP STOMP! literally music for ages 6-12

rip van wanko, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:43 (ten months ago) link

Except surely ages 6-12 have made it about farting, so small point for the youth of America

macropuente (map), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:51 (ten months ago) link

if a kid could perfectly fart those three stomps, i would be impressed

rip van wanko, Friday, 11 January 2019 16:56 (ten months ago) link

I have not heard this band and will steadfastly hold that post

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 11 January 2019 17:14 (ten months ago) link

Has humanity ever listened to so much music against its volition? Imagine Dragons in the gym. Imagine Dragons at the mall. Imagine Dragons in three out of five movie trailers before the feature presentation, which also features a song by Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons at every public sporting event held inside every arena or arena-shaped thing. Imagine Dragons in television commercials for computers and video games and Jeep Cherokees. When the devil met Imagine Dragons at the crossroads back in 2012, he found a way to take all of our souls. He promised to play “Radioactive” in every Uber.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/imagine-dragons-and-the-scourge-of-the-rock-and-roll-grave-blockers/2019/01/08/35d7531a-1355-11e9-90a8-136fa44b80ba_story.html

jaymc, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:05 (ten months ago) link

jesus, they've been around for 6+ years?

flappy bird, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:11 (ten months ago) link

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 20, 2018 9:51 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

― flappy bird, Saturday, April 21, 2018 12:07 AM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very disappointed that my idea for a thread already exists, but with a worse name

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 January 2019 23:09 (ten months ago) link

For the record I think they might be a cross between Styx and Brokencyde, with classic 80s fighting fantasy cover artwork.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 January 2019 23:12 (ten months ago) link

this band is very popular and actually well-liked by those who listen to them. i understand that it is unbelievable to these writer folx that anyone could actually like this band (really, i get it, they truly are terrible) but idk why this narrative, that such an act is in reality broadly hated and can only have reached broad exposure thru sheer force on the part of record companies, still gets traction. it wasn't true for creed. it wasn't true for nickelback. it won't be true for the next one.

dyl, Saturday, 12 January 2019 02:39 (ten months ago) link

I guess this is growing up

flappy bird, Saturday, 12 January 2019 03:20 (ten months ago) link

its sort of impressive the way they manage to incorporate every single terrible pop rock trend from this decade - mumford-esque twee folk pop, really clunky dubstep integration, terrible sing-rapping, etc

ufo, Saturday, 12 January 2019 03:55 (ten months ago) link

and they're from Vegas!

flappy bird, Saturday, 12 January 2019 05:05 (ten months ago) link

The one good thing I will say about Imagine Dragons is that the lead singer has been an activist for LGBTQ youth within the Mormon church.

jaymc, Saturday, 12 January 2019 18:21 (ten months ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.