batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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I see that Day By Day is still running, and it's just as incomprehensible as ever.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link

Day by Day I find interesting as the dude really did just fulfill the joke everyone was making back then and devolve into straight deviantart porn

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link

I didn't scroll back into them too far, just looked at this week - in the grand tradition of newspaper strips he does a triple size Sunday strip - which somehow took Obama and Kerry to task for all the dem pedos they employed? Great stuff.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link

what the shit

https://i.redd.it/8gxl87nj4w101.jpg

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link

That woman looks to be at the end of her second trimester already. Maybe she looks so angry because the state of Alabama has complicated and obstructed her right to an abortion so thoroughly that it was next to impossible for her to obtain one in a timely fashion.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

baby looks like a middle aged man

chinavision!, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

most young Republicans do

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link

hahahahaaaaa that's so fucking laaaaame

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 11 December 2017 09:50 (six years ago) link

dear ben garrison

just because roy moore values the adolescent girls in yr family doesn't mean he represents family values

yrs in christ,
bizarro gazzara

(ps you are a piece of shit)

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link

that one needs crying Liberty, and Kelly in the corner

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

yup, uninconspiradly undetailed, that one

Ludo, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

that's actually kind of subtle for Ben Garrison actually

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

I love the tony llamas vs black chucks, excellent detail

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

merry xmas

http://i.magaimg.net/img/264j.jpg

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link

Is he pro or anti bitcoin?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

Undoubtedly pro-bitcoin. It takes control of money out of the corrupt hands of government and places it in the incorruptible marketplace.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

monogrammed silver spoon's a nice touch.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hhY7QO3.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

insouciant whistling = classic batshit rightwing cartoon trope

soref, Saturday, 23 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Changes afoot in 2018 - Ben Garrison seems to have crossed over from Trump-fixated conspiracy troll to full-on antisemitic racist, not much of a change, but it's telling that r/the_donald seem less keen on sharing this than previous efforts

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/immigration_cartoon_ben_garrison-1024x786.jpg

This text was posted with it - https://grrrgraphics.com/the-hole-truth/

Why can’t we have the best and brightest coming here? No, Emma wanted the ‘refuse’ instead because she enjoyed playing God and imagined herself ‘helping’ them. She was a moral person who would do anything to obtain the fix of being ‘good.’ It must have given her a warm, inner glow to write what she did and the progressives mades sure her sentiments were set in stone in order to make sure everyone knew how good she was. Her plaque is nothing more than progressive virtue signaling.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

The entire screed seems next-level fashy even for him

Crazy Display Name Haver (kingfish), Monday, 15 January 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

This article hasn't aged well

https://www.wired.com/story/ben-garrison-alt-right-cartoonist/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

There's no proof he's a murderer. Yet.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 03:48 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Ok this new Garrison toon owns bones

When Ben Garrison can't label everything, he has the characters explain visual references that might otherwise sneak by his nearly blind readership. pic.twitter.com/BIYM6GMlyK

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) February 13, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

lets be fair, those do not look like pot leaves

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

I’m disappointed there are only two ideological icons depicted and without labels

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

I love how he's even labelled the bottom of the painting, in case anyone isn't sure who the cartoon is about. Also "when I was a young man" is so lazy and lame. Couldn't he sneak in another conspiracy theory there? "when I was at the Madrassa"? Poor work BG.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:08 (six years ago) link

why does the statue of liberty have blood in it

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

ah yes i forgot OBAMA is the president with the worrying ties to russia, good use of the hammer and sickle

too notch (stevie), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

Don't really think you can accuse Trump of communism (you can of pretty much everything else).

Garrisonverse Obama seems pretty awesome tbh tho, would get blazed with.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/a-real-downer/

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/falling_dow_bitcoin_ben_garrison-1024x798.jpg

Now we here the Rothschilds had a fire sale. They dumped their vast Black Forest land holdings—including their mansions. Was this because they didn’t want them seized? After all, there have long been rumors of human sacrifice on the properties and Trump as vowed to seize the properties of slave traffickers.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

Wow! According to Ben, the Illuminati were the ones who flew bitcoins and the stock market up to those stratospheric heights!

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:48 (six years ago) link

Trump was taking credit for that, iirc.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/obamas-presidential-portrait/

Additional: Despite having smoked an entire marijuana harvest in his younger days, Obama turned hypocritical on the matter once he attained the presidency. He cracked down on medical marijuana dispensaries. Probably at the bidding of the powerful big pharma lobby. The pill pushers don’t want the competition of a natural herb that helps many relieve pain.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

I wonder what the Trump admin's views are on marijuana

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

From his commentary on the toon featuring Sessions going after a pot leaf:

But it never happens. Our Attorney General, Sessions, has recused himself from investigating her crimes. Instead, he’s going after marijuana.

The so-called ‘war on drugs’ has been a monumental flop. It’s a waste of lives, resources, energy and time. Have you learned nothing from prohibition, Jefferson Sessions? I realize President Trump was elected to enforce the rule of law. We want illegal aliens kicked out of the country, for example. Obama certainly didn’t enforce that law.

But marijuana? Leave that up to the states to decide!

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

Obama kicked out more than any president in history but I'm not about to fact check Ben Garrison

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXDzoCMX0AAVh29.jpg

soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link

Branco has taken to doing a 'serious' crying-uncle-sam cartoon each time there's a particularly high-profile spree shooting

https://i1.wp.com/www.elliscountypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/w-Branco_11-09-17.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/48/09/6a4809749bdf6f4534e0a4fb6cdd0e39.jpg

kind of have a morbid curiosity re: how long it will be before there's a shooting and he just reuses one of the pictures with a different caption rather than bothering to do a new drawing

soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link

i don't get that last garrison at all.

new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link

the conservative voices exit ramp leads to oblivion?

new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link

the moustache that first one is sort of weird - uncle sam is not usually portrayed with a moustache, right? - but Branco has a moustache himself, so maybe it's a kind of self-portrait

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/api/image/resize/400x297/aHR0cDovL2NkbjIuYnRyc3RhdGljLmNvbS9waWNzL3Nob3dwaWNzL2xhcmdlLzI0ODMzN190V1dJUTRCNy5qcGc/248337_tWWIQ4B7.jpg?mode=Fill

soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:52 (six years ago) link

just noticed tears shaped like florida.

new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link

"i don't get that last garrison at all."

Official protectors caught with their pants down, and try to put blame on gun ownership in general.

Don't know what the bloody palms represent.

nickn, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:51 (six years ago) link

Oops, wrong one. The Garrison is saying the social media biggies suppress the conservative POV.

nickn, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:53 (six years ago) link

Also yahoo still a major force in social media if garrison is to be believed.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 2 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link


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