The burden of the bartender

the burtender's last stanton

I know music is a problematic issue but this the second time I’ve heard “brown eyed girl” in the last two hours and I’m about to tear one eyeball out of my head to examine it with my other

There's a pizza place I go to that plays the same dozen mid-late 80s hits on a loop all day long

A group of six olds arrive, some kind of a reunion at the bar, but none of them drink anymore, so after some deliberation (ginger ale?) they all decide to order water, and the bartender replies “water?”