'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Lol

It will be fucking great when we do that I mean are you being sarcastic you are shit at it

NN the first offside is a risk we take unnecessarily with our setting up in line. Can't blame assistant rly.

*hears this team beat Real Madrid holy shit etc.*

Counterpoint:

ive never heard of this "europe" but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

— wint (@dril) March 2, 2014

enjoyed Sanchez's dive

v. good today

Yeah they were at it today

Weren't hammered and plenty of players were poor (Vertonghen pretty stinking tbh)

So it goes

It wouldn't be an act of calumny (wilson brace - one offside) to say this ref is a useless cunt. Then again our defence is garbage as well.

oh and you h8 bournemouth too ha

They are down to 10 now and looking scared of winning, but I wouldn't rule out us getting nothing from this game still. We looked like we were going to blow them away in first 15!

Tbh, today was the first time in nearly 20 years when I didn't even know who we had today until I looked. I don't mean that against Bournemouth, just generally not too arsed about football atm. But I suppose still arsed enough to want us to do these uppity little shits!

Fucking humdinger from KDB just now.

ugh! ffs! 80% possession 100% boredom, and they score from a solitary breakaway, we are so predictably shite against 10.

mo salah is a v good player imo

Mos def.

Mata for Mkhi? Idk mang

Mkhitaryan has been dismal for months

excited to see Martial Lukaku and Rashford at last

big match for lindelof

Is Blind dead btw?

scored a pen in our last CL game

I'm aware, but not even on the bench today.

He's on the last year of his contract iirc

big match for lindelof

uh

sat on his arse for the goal

LOLz Rafa 1 Mou 0

Jesus what a depressing angle that is

is it lindelol or loldelöf?

Pogba poor. Want to see him at #10, or #8.5. It's ridic seeing him picking up the ball between the central defenders. (Eriksen did the same today btw)

Are you serious?

He's been our best player

He's been tried at #10 too. Doesn't work

We need him dictating the play from derp

Uh, deep

I am serious. I want to see the Juve Pogba. Miss that Pogba. 6 is ok but he's not up front enough for me. Ah well.

Ok that's beautiful

He's a different, and in my opinion, better, player now

deal with it

I def am dealing. His goal was great, his celebration of Rom's goal while leaving the pitch was <333

yeah that was delightful

Zlatan looks sharp too!

Yeah that bicycle kick deserved better

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mo salah is a v good player imo

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Fuck yeah. I wasnt too sure about his finishing when he first started but jesus that strike yesterday was something else...and he's top scorer atm. Classic Scouse hair too.

he is so good, what a signing!

Way to spoil a, admittedly awful, joke, gbx

Salah is godlike, yes.

Well that's red all day from Carroll what is he at these days

And again and again....wtf

Eesh arnautovic wrist

Great chances and saves itg

Arnautovic deserved that tbh.

Moyes out.

Will Hughes v Dutch looking yesh

Pitchside analysis is fucking excruciating

and when they win the CL too. that will be good, yeah

Lollll

Pulis out.

Schteve's still available iirc