Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

Conley married Anne-Marie on 4 August 1996, in a ceremony at a Stoke Poges chapel, Buckinghamshire.[6] Conley had proposed eight months earlier, while wearing a suit of armour.[6] The wedding day itself also had comic elements, causing celebrity guest Linda Lusardi to remark that it was "the funniest wedding I've been to" — Conley made several memorable quips during the event, and the couple left the church in the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car.[6] The couple have two daughters.

Rose McGowan
Rose McDowell

otm

The sleazeball Hollywood director / the robot from Star Trek

Recently: Deerhoof and Deerhunter
― Paul in Santa Cruz, Monday, January 14, 2008

You can add Deer Tick to the list now. (Deerhunter is the one I know and like, but I still have to pause for a couple of seconds to remind myself which one they are; have never heard the other two.)

dash mihok and michael rapaport

Jem Finer and Jem Cohen

I was at a math workshop today, and one of the presenters looked uncannily like Jonah Hill--a few pounds lighter, hair a little shorter, otherwise a physical lookalike, and his voice and mannerisms were dead-on. Everyone at my table was in complete agreement. When we called him over to look at something related to the workshop, I had to ask if anyone had ever told him he looked like a famous actor. I expected him to groan and say, "Yeah, I know, Jonah Hill." He said yes, but not Hill: "I get Richard Gere sometimes." It wasn't meant as a joke--he was absolutely serious.

Jonah Hill and Richard Gere: I always get those two mixed up.

Nicolas Slonimsky/Joseph Schillinger

Jonathan Chait / Jonathan Haidt

Ted Solotaroff/Saul Maloff

Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Daisy von Furth

Pierrot le fou/Pierrot mon ami

Dominic Frontiere, musician associated with the LA studio scene (recently deceased)

Domenic Priore, journalist who writes about the LA studio scene

(...of the 1960s in both cases)

Javier Bardem and Benicio del Toro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgfDctMEo0U

Silver Apples and Apples in Stereo

Just realised after a comment by the latter about The Presidents Club dinner that I have been conflating Harvey Weinstein and Harvey Goldsmith.

I keep thinking Sarah Greene is the racist alcoholic 80s TV presenter instead of Sarah Kennedy.

just realised that 2017 sex-scandal tory David Meller is not the same person as early-90s sex-scandal tory David Mellor

sorry, *2018* sex-scandal tory David Meller

Jean Renoir and Jean Vigo. Every time I see the name Jean Renoir I think it's the guy who made L'Atalante

Alison Brie
Brie Larson

― Madchen, Monday, February 29, 2016 9:49 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same
they are both only "Brie" in my head

Thomas Jane
James Purefoy

i saw Purefoy in the trailer for Altered Carbon and I'm still not convinced it wasn't Jane.

Purefoy much hotter.

Dylan McDermott Mulroney

― billy, Wednesday, October 12, 2011 1:27 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS ^^^

The 1975
Death From Above 1979
At the Drive In
Death Cab for Cutie

This is just none person whose name I can never get right but I honestly don't know if the guy's name is Tatum Channing or Channing Tatum.

Dylan McDermott Mulroney

― billy, Wednesday, October 12, 2011 1:27 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS ^^^

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 2:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GUys, didja hear?

https://i.imgur.com/Ym9qALz.jpg

the quickening!!!

hahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Josie Long
Josie Lawrence

Dan Fogelberg
Dan Hill

Dan Fogelberg
Dan Fogelman
Dan Fogler

Mark Ronson
Mick Ralphs

I don't get the people confused, but whenever I hear "Mark Ronson" it takes a few seconds to switch from "Mick Ronson?" to "Oh, that guy I keep hearing the name of."

Patricia Clarkson
Patricia Richardson

Aaaaand I repeat myself.

Patricia Richardson / Patricia Clarkson / the woman who died after skiing into a tree.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, October 12, 2011 8:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do think I've got the whole Jeff Bridges/Daniels thing finally worked out though.

Lee Greenwood/Lee Hazlewood

Whenever I see the credit for God Bless the USA I think for a split second, "Wait, the guy who wrote 'Some Velvet Morning'?!"

Stormy Davis and Storm Davis.

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/204/204-34TFr.jpg

there's a pitcher/catcher joke there but I'm not gonna make it

Just noticed what I did...Stormy Daniels, not Davis. Not intentional. Kind of kills the joke.

Jennifer Jason Leigh and Evan Rachel Wood

*67
*82

One of them obscures my cellphone number, the other reveals it. I keep fucking it up in my professional life, but luckily it hasn't yet led to any awkwardness.

Hardly "always," but today I caught a bit of the 80s Canadian flick Hockey Night on TV and briefly mistook Maury Chaykin for M. Emmet Walsh.

Thomas “Broken Hand” Fitzpatrick/Ranald Slidell “Bad Hand” Mackenzie

Bob Cunningham/Bill Cunningham/Bill Cunningham
(Jazz bassist/Original Box Top turned classical bassist/fashion photographer)

Kate McGarry/Kate McCarrigle

Flood
Youth